James - 2-10-2005 at 22:11
Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
Master_of_Reality - 30-10-2005 at 02:32
Yeah, that's my favorite. By far. 
Penis - 30-10-2005 at 08:01
Mine too.
BBP - 30-10-2005 at 16:31
Mine's
"Without music to decorate it, time is nothing but a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid."
punknaynowned - 2-1-2009 at 06:01
last year for me is
"The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to
maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way, and you will
see the brick wall at the back of the theater. "
MTF - 7-6-2009 at 07:41
"If your children ever find out how lame you are, they'll murder you in your sleep."