BBP - 13-12-2017 at 01:11
These will be published in batches. The two interviews mentioned will be translated soon. Right now it's running late...
The following articles were accessed using the Royal Library's online archives. Today some major newspaper titles were added to the archive, which is
why I got started.
Volkskrant - leftwing quality newspaper
Trouw - Christian quality newspaper, former WW2 resistance magazine
Algemeen Handelsblad - rightwing quality newspaper, later merged to become NRC Handelsblad
Telegraaf - rightwing tabloid
Het Vrije Volk - socialist paper, split up in regions and struggled like a lame dog until the 90s, when they were finally merged with Rotterdams
Dagblad. Vrije Volk was a continuation of Het Volk, the notorious socialist paper that was the platform for brilliant spirit Albert Hahn.
Parool - local Amsterdam paper, borne from WW2 resistance.
Limburgsch Dagblad - regional for the south-west weenie.
De tijd: Catholic paper, later turned opinion pages. Merged with Haagse Post to become HP / De Tijd.
Het Vrije Volk: democratisch-socialistisch dagblad (future HVV)
11-11-1966 Mentions in an article about psychedelic music that FZ's music is usually filed under "psychedelic" in the English press. The article
mentions this must be a mistake since Zappa's influences are musical and not chemical.
HVV
09-06-1967
Highly praising review of a repressing of Freak Out by Polydor, which fits on one vinyl and leaves some stuff out.
16-09-67 announcement of the 24-9 concert of the Mothers (who apparently come from San Francisco
25-9-67
A review of the Mothers' concert, described as "musical slapstick".
25-9-67 Algemeen Handelsblad:
Another confused concert review. Caustic comments are mentioned
"The United States
known as the John Birch Society, that opposes the Flower movement)
25-9-6 Trouw
"In a sold-out Concertgebouw the Mothers of Invention, a pop group from America that makes the impossible on present-day pop music. It's almost
impossible to believe what this 9-headed group manages to put on stage. It has very little to do with beat. It's something completely new, where other
present-day groups fail over lack of craftsmanship, perfectionism and musicality.
Paul Acket, the man who's organized large pop music concerts in The Netherlands for years, did a very good job in bringing these Mothers of Invention
to our country.
The Mothers Of Invention are led by 22-year-old (sic) Frank Zappa, and they use a lot of instruments: winds like saxophone, trumpet and flute,
percussion, bass, electric piano, organ, tambourine, timpani, gong and of course guitars to bring a pop concert with the tight timing of a classical
music performance.
In America Frank is called a "super-talent" and honestly, after last night we don't find this title to be out of place. Almost all existing keys were
used by the Mothers and Frank Nappa (sic) was literally the conductor of the pop-orchestra. Sometimes they used silly twist tunes, Shadowworks and
similar popular songs from ages ago. Zappa used these kinds of songs to create incredible improvisations.
After the Mothers of Invention, one can only say of the Stones et al, that it's confection beat. It's no miracle that the group was poorly received in
England. The chauvinist Brits apparently can't take it that something completely new can come from the USA in the realm of pop music.
25-9-67 Parool
Confused review that mentions several anti-American remarks: "Salutations from the American president" and "I hope you'll be able to understand it
here, the programme is horrible, it was tuned to horrible Americans."
29-9-67 HVV
Interview with Tom Wilson:
Q What's it like to work with the Mothers Of Invention?
TW With an artist like Frank Zapp I do less as a producer on every record. He enters the studio with a clear idea of what he wants. Every note and
every word on the record is from Zappa. He has so much material that I help him sorting out what ends up on the record.
On the same page we find a glowing review of Absolutely Free, saying the "progressiveness" of Beatles and Stones is toddler's work in comparison.
30-9-67 Parool
Similar review of Absolutely Free
7-10-67 Parool Zappa is quoted as having said in Music Maker: "We make a lot more money than people would admit when they see what we look like."
19-10-67 Limburgsch Dagblad quotes Zappa:
"There's a village idiot in every village, but he's accepted. Most people are afraid of things they don't understand."
28-10-67 Article about drugs in Limburgsch Dagblad quotes Zappa's interview in Hitweek:
"I think LSD is disastrous in comparison to music. But I think a lot of people are going to be pissed off when you tell them to quit. I don't tell
anyone to do anything. When somebody wants to blow up his chromosomes, that's his business. The only thing I care about is to get people interested in
politics.
2-12-67
Apparently FZ arranged the songs "All Night Long" and "The Other Side Of This Life" from The Animals
30-3-68 Parool reviews WOIIFTM
1-6-68 Volkskrant places a large, glowing review of WOIIFTM
8-6-68 De tijd: dagblad voor Nederland
Short review of WOIIFTM
22-6-68 Parool
Negative review of Lumpy Gravy
31-8-68 Volkskrant
Glowing review of Lumpy Gravy
4-10-68 HVV
Zappa is being quoted as calling himself: "electronic social worker"
12-10-68 Parool quotes FZ from Record Mirror:
"When people come to our concerts, they don't come to listen to our music - they come hoping we do something obscene or something filthy onstage. Even
the most normal things we do mean a lot to the audience. If my shoe falls off halfway during a show, it's a satyrical remark."
They also quote Tony Palmer's interview with him (Observer):
"My aim is to kill pop channels. They're unethical, not musical and they stink. Worse, the classical radio stations aren't much better.
"People buy carefully packaged classical music at bargain basement prices. Bring some Mozart into your home, so at least you know what's happening.
19-10-68 HVV
Short article on Zappa refusing his Edison, how elated he initially is to win an official award (the most important Dutch music award) while his music
is normally not even played on the radio in the USA - and how quickly it melts away when he hears the record is censored.
19-10-1968 Nieuwsblad van het Noorden
Another article on Zappa refusing the Edison, explaining a little on how it happened (the original masters were censored, Zappa convinced the record
company to release the uncut version, but the cut version was sent abroad. The paper mentions the pressings were made in Germany, so "we are not to
blame."
19-10-68 Trouw
Article on Zappa being presented with an Edison but doesn't mention Zappa gave it back at all!
19-10-68 Volkskrant
About refusing the Edison. Also mentions Zappa was very pleased with the 67 concert, which he considered the best one he'd yet given abroad. Initial
plans for the 68 concerts were showing film and incorporating Dutch classical musicians.
21-10-68 De Waarheid
Reviewer was not impressed by the 68 concert. Mentions ticket price was 20 guilders.
21-10-68 HVV
Extensive and positive review of the 68 concert. Quotes Zappa a couple of times:
(after In The Sky, which gets a thunderous applause
"Thank you, thank you, you
have an exceptional taste in music. After this positive response we'll play more of this kind of songs." Cue Valerie.
On Captain Kangaroo: "An American TV-show for children and retarded grownups. The type of show that keeps America the great nation it is."
21-10-68 Algemeen Handelsblad
Disappointed review and short interview with FZ
21-10-68 Parool
Glowing review of the concert.
21-10-68 Volkskrant
Moderately positive review
22-10-68 Trouw
About the refusing of the Edison.
Mentions that, after Hitweek received the statuette, a wig maker added some hair to the head and chin, after which the Hitweek people added a
paintjob. They intended to publish a photo in colour.
After that a short mediocre review of the concert.
22-10-68 Volkskrant
Interview.
22-10-68
The manager of a group called Ro-d-ys said their music apparently charmed the MOI to the extent that Zappa saw potential in them and would give them a
ring if he saw an opportunity.
23-10-68 De tijd: dagblad voor Nederland
Short article about FZ with some standard blurbs and mention of the concerts.
26-10-68 Volkskrant
Letter writer complains about the brevity and uselessness of the Mothers concert review. Editors reply that they hope that, after seeing the interview
the next day, his disappointment was relieved.
28-10-68 Volkskrant
Mentions a review in Haagse Post. Zappa has apparently stated "We can't give you anything but bullship and Amsterdam.
Apparently bullship is a drink.
4-11-68 Author corrects himself after being told that it was an error and it was supposed to say "bullshit".
Around this time there's a brief feud between Hitweek and Parool about the verity of the statuette being given to Hitweek.
9-11-68 Parool quotes Haagse Post:
"What's wrong with politics, is that most people who are in it, aren't really interested in whay they're doing, and because of that they do things
that really don't help people."
15-11-68
Column about FZ by Paul Bollen
18-01-69
Lengthy review on Ruben, mentions that Ramses Shaffy visited FZs concerts (guy goes way up in my estimation now). Author loves the music, not caring
about sarcasm.
24-1-69 Nieuwsblad van het Noorden
Glowing Ruben review: "With this record you can go in all directions, except for the wrong one."
25-01-69 De tijd: dagblad voor Nederland
Glowing review of Ruben. Mentions it costs 19 guilders.
1-2-69 Parool
Mediocre review of Ruben, mentions it costs 19,90. Ho hum.
31-03-69 Parool
States that a cinema in New York will premiere a 14 hour Mothers film. Premiere is slated for next month.
26-4-69 Telegraaf
Short review of Uncle Meat, calls it a must-have.
3-5-69 Volkskrant
Glowing review of Uncle Meat, calls it a masterpiece.
17-5-1969 De tijd: dagblad voor Nederland
Uncle Meat review, calls it "phenomenal". Price was 38 guilders.
30-5-69 Nieuwsblad van het Noorden
UM review, calls it awesome.
30-5-69 Algemeen Handelsblad
The MOI will be touring the UK, but not the continent - apparently because the prices they asked were too high.
The paper blames the disappointed audience on the record company MGM, since they waited a very long time with bringing their records overseas.
On with positive review of UM
20-8-1969
In an attempt to bring the word of God to the people, IKON has filmed the stories of Amos and Jesajah and set it to music by Procol Harum and FZ.
News of breakup of the MOI treacles down in small blurbs.
1-11-69 Parool
Re breakup of MOI, mentions FZ is making a TV show
27-11-69 Telegraaf
Announcement that FZ will play the Royal Albert Hall in 1970
29-11-69 Parool
Glowing short review of Hot Rats
4-12-69 Telegraaf
Glowing review of Hot Rats, calling it a masterpiece
Some announcements of FZ playing at a festival on Dec 21st 69, later denied by his agent. The entire festival is cancelled a short time later, after
the main sponsor quits.
8-12-69
Review of a dance performance where FZ music was used.
18-12-1969 Algemeen Handelsblad
Glowing review of Hot Rats
20-12-69 De tijd: dagblad voor nederland
Positive review of Hot Rats
30-12-60 Trouw
Glowing review of Hot Rats
BBP - 13-12-2017 at 17:05
Volkskrant 22 Oct 1968:
Frank Zappa criticises method youngsters
They don't know that they're doing
Infiltrate in existing media
Amsterdam,22 Oct
Frank Zappa, 27, avant-garde American composer, leader of his own performing ensemble The Mothers Of Invention (after Plato), at night in his suite in
the Amsterdam Hilton Hotel. His shoulder length hair that hung loose in the afternoon, is tied back into a pony tail in his neck. The expensive ocher
yellow costume he wore when getting off the plane has been replaced by a thin T-shirt and much too short tight khakis.
on the writing desk of the hideous cabinet that's part of the interior is a partly completed score, for the orchestra that'll play with the Mothers in
the London Albert Hall next week. Zappa tells us aggravatedly about the riots during the concert of the previous evening, in the Sportpalast in
Berlin.
"In the afternoon, while we were setting up our equipment, I was approached by a couple of youngsters who called themselves student leaders of a
radical branch of the SDS. They asked if I wanted to cooperate in a programme they had dreamed up for that evening, something that'd bring some life
into the social scene. They planned to go to the Allied Command that night and burn the building down.
They wanted me to call up the audience in the Sportpalast to join and to lead the group of people that would carry out this bizarre act. I said no,
there's very little sanity in that. And they left. When our show started that night, the same people were in the hall with some followers, and the
moment the music started they began to march up and down the hall, shouting "Ho-Ho-Ho-Chi-Min", "no music but discussion," "begone with the Mothers of
Reaction" and "Frank Zappa is a coward."
They started to blow horns, throwing tomatoes, eggs, cucumbers and little bombs at us, in short, it was as if they had their own revolution and they
were very happy with that. At one time a boy with a nice red scarf, symbol of some radical movements, jumped on stage to speak to the audience, but we
drowned out his voice.
In all sorts of horrible sounds, it was a funny sight, you could just see him moving his mouth fiercely but no-one could hear what sort of interesting
things he said. After the intermission the stage had filled with people, but we got them off quickly. Whatever you can say of German mentality,
they're very good at following orders.
What's nice to mention in this context in a German newspaper, they wrote the next day that our performance wasn't autoritary enough."
Manager Herb Cohen: "When we cleared up the equipment, they were still yelling they wanted a "political discussion". I was furious, I thought "if one
of you touches me I'll beat you up." I called them anything that came to mind, fascists and so on, but the only reply was "Nein, nix fascist!
Revolutionair!"
Zappa: "The terrible thing is that we're very popular in Germany, but it seems like it's for the wrong reasons altogether. One of the students made me
take a photo where he was being beaten by a cop. I said, if that's what makes you happy I'll gladly punch you.
Q: But there were also a lot of Americans in Frankfurt. How did they react, enthusiastic, quiet?
Zappa: There were a lot of children of American soldiers in Frankfurt, they were listening quietly, but not because they all understood,but because
they are pigs. stupid pigs. For as far as they were concerned it might just ave well have been the Monkees. They were there like American kids
listening to an American teen-rock combo. Simple as that.
Q Do you belong to a political group?
Z Yes, the Mothers Of Invention.
Q What do you think will happen in the next four years under Richard Nixon in America?
Z Things will probably get a lot worse.
Q How bad is it now?
Z Not that good, but in four years it'll be right rotten. Richard Nixon is not suitable to be president, not a member of parliament, not as mayor, not
as dog catcher, nto for anything except as trader in second-hand cars. He'd be an excellent trader in second-hand cars."
Recreation
Q Is there an American political movement you sympathise with, like the Youth International Party?
Z I don't believe in any American political movement, not even YIP, because one of them have a sufficient sociological basis. Tey consider revolution
to be on the same level as recreation, the same as with the German students, they mainly owe their following to the fun you have when a cop beats you
over the head with a stick.
Although I agree with a large amount of their ideas, I believe their method is fuck. It's childish, based on oneliners and not thoughght
through, and I believe that the mass, the mass from the revolution they preach would eventually profit from it, has nothing better to expect. I
believe that when the so-called revolutionaries that are being talked about in all the teenage hotspots in the world would take over, things wouldn't
get better at all, because they don't know what they have to do.
Q But if you agree with their motives, what alternative do you suggest?
Z I believe in the first place that you think before you act because your actions could have major consequences. It's better to be an intermediator of
the ideas you're behind, to the people who aren't as well-informed. In such a teacher's position you can reach more than as flag-waver or as
cheer-leader. It's important that young people infiltrate in existing media, because they are being checked and they teach the people. Much better
than publishing your own underground-magazine you could go around like an undercover agent with short hair and a tidy suit in the existing media. That
is really underground and being courageous and it's more revolutionary than getting beat up by a cop.
The courage you need to work your way into there and fighting a daily woar with the ignorant, that achieves things, not waving a flag around. It's a
very ungrateful task, it seems a lot more heroic to scold cops on the street, but in the end you have more chance you can make a change.
And I believe that the best opportunity for youngsters is to attempt to infiltrate in the record market: record sales often surpass book sales. You
don't have to be a good musician, but as long as you try to make people think with whatever you put on the record.
Thus spoke Frank Zappa, for the people who didn't discover it in his music, one of his motivations why he he puts his sharp satiric oratoria on the
record with his bizarrely dressed teen-rock combo, his fellow-Mothers.
Zappa: Half of the American population, almost a hundred million people, is under 25, but I think you'll be disappointed if you think that's a
potential revolutionary generation. The people who just became adults grew up with music like Hanky Panky, Woolly Bully, Louie
Louie and that kind of horriblestuff, and in a few years, when that generation is in power, you'll notice it in the politics of the country. The
whole hippie-philosophy was a lot of cheating. They thought that by dressing differently, curling your hair and using a lot of dope you'd do something
very different from your parents.
But it's all exactly the same pattern, it's no different from the attitude of mom and dad who are drinking cocktails in front of the TV. They're more
colourful than mom and dad, you have to admit. You can set much more hope on the generation that's about 12 now. They grew up with Bob Dylan and see
what nonsense their older brothers and sisters do. I meet a lot of people from that age group, they seem a lot wiser, soberder. And they have short
hair, that too.
Zappa, who's seriously considering to move his group to Amsterdam for a couple of months, tells us about his own newly founded record label. One of
the first records that'll appear is by Lenny Bruce, the records of the last two shows he made before his death and that the MOI took part in.
After several hours of talking, manager Herb Cohen phones the Hilversum restaurant to see if it's still open. When asked, he's told that guests aren't
let in without a tie. Cohen explains to the point why he thinks that someone who lets others prescribe what he should wear is an idiot. They decide to
have dinner in the city center. When Zappa gets out of the lift in a long, way too rloose moped coat with a fur collar, his hair still in a pony tail,
the waiting American tourists back up in fright.
-Jan Donkers
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27-1-1970 Parool
American popstar-composer Frank Zappa, leader of the former Mothers of Invention, has, during a stay of several days in The Netherlands, talked to
Hans Boskamp of Bovema * about a pop festival, to be held in Amsterdam this summer and the performance of a concert composed by him.
The pop festival, that Boskamp will organize, will host at least Zappa with his group, and John Lennon. Talks with prominent foreign groups are still
in the pipeline, says Boskamp, who added that it can't happen if the best groups in the world can't be contracted. Zappa and Boskamp talked about what
Amsterdam location (Bosplan or Nieuwe Rai) would be the most suitable for a massive festival.
*Bovema - record company, part of EMI
*Hans Boskamp - professional football player later turned stockbroker, then singer and actor. Forever known as the Dutch Oscar the Grouch.
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De Tijd, 28-1 1970
Frank Zappa, composer-philosopher and former leader of pop group Mothers of Invention, has offered his newest composition Two Hundred Motels to the
organisation of the Holland Festival. At the moment it's being investigated if the composition for symphony orchestra and pop group can be performed
here, during the festival.
J. Elsendoorn, press-chef of the festival, spoke to Zappa:
"He came here during the weekend with his composition under his arm, because he wanted it to be performed here. His record company provided the
numbers and show that the Netherlands has the biggest interest in his music per capita. He went to de Kring and met people like Peter Schat, Louis
Andriessen and Reinbert de Leeuw.* Their mind was blown by the score and set Zappa up with me. I'm a classical kind of guy, I can only look at the
classical side of the composition, but I could see it was exceptionally clever. That was also the verdict of the people who knew something about pop
groups. The way in which Zappa brought the score. The inventivity and the skilled instrumentation. Although the piece will be experienced like
entertainment music, there are themes and structures that are reminiscent of Chopin, Schubert, Rachmaninoff and Strawinsky.
No matter how good a piece is, it's demanding of the performers, and now the point is to find people who are capable of performing it. It'll require a
96 piece orchestra, who'll have to understand this kind of music. For a conductor we have Edo de Waart in mind, who was enthusiastic about Zappa's
piece. There's a chance John Lennon will play with the orchestra. Zappa himself will bring a group for the popular music part. When you look at the
names, you'll notice they're none other than the complete MOI of way back when.
*Three of the five most prominent Dutch composers of the era. Louis Andriessen has the biggest name of all these. Later they'd perform the rock opera
Reconstructie, which was based on the alphabet in which the M stood for Mothers of Invention. The MOI influence is prominent in the grand piece which
is about the most important moment of 20th century Dutch classical music.
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28-1-70 Volkskrant
Announcement of the same article.
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9-2-70 Parool
Humorous column about the FZ toilet poster
19-2-1970 Algemeen Handelsblad
Zappa on the front page with the header Zappa Strikes Again, speaking of Burnt Weeny Sandwich as a masterpiece. Reviewer Tom Flesseman is certainly
very impressed.
20-2-1970 AH
Announcement of Uncle Meat. Although Zappa lacks the 300K to finish it, a short 20-min blurb has been released, VPRO intends to buy it and show it on
national TV.
21-2-70 Volkskrant
In a lamentation on the delapidated state of festivals the festival germ of FZ/Boskamp is mentioned, with Amsterdamse Bos as location.
28-2-1970 Telegraaf
Apparently Cees van Zijtvelt of Groep 1850 impressed FZ to the extent that he wanted to release them on Bizarre, but things didn't go as planned.
28-2-70 Volkskrant
Positive review of Burnt Weeny
28-2-70 Parool
Announcement of BWS release
7-3-70 Parool
Glowing review of Ponty's album
14-3-70 Telegraaf
Mention of the festival again.
14-3-70 Trouw
Reviewer Willem-Jan Marten complains BWS should really be reviewed by a classical music person, but gives a moderate to good review.
14-3-70 Parool
Not too hot review of Trout Mask Replica
19-3-70 Parool
Article about a newly founded peace thing (Plastic Peace Production), that mentions they assist in organizing both the Holland Festival 200 Motels
concert (date is set to 27 June) and the Zappa/Lennon festival, which has now moved to the Olympisch Stadion.
28-3-70 De tijd
Highly rating review of BWS and less enthusiastic review of Trout.
28-3-70 Nieuwsblad van het Noorden
Good news: the MOI have rejoined!
28-3-70 Trouw
About Plastic Peace Production, mentions the concert is still on and to be set in July or August, Herb Cohen may help organizing
4-4-70 Parool
FZ quote: "I don't like commercial pop, because I can't accept the intentions behind it. Most groups and singers aren't in this business to make
music, but to make hits, to turn themselves into heroes instead of creating something valuable and artistic."
11-4-70 Volkskrant
Negative review of Trout Mask Replica
17-4-70 AH
Finally all the financial kinks have been ironed out of the 200 motels performance at Holland Festival. As musicians the Nederlands Blazersensemble
and Slagwerkgroep Amsterdam. Plastic Peace Production will help out financially.
18-4-70 HVV
Announcements that the Mothers are back together and that the 200 Motels concerts will take place.
18-4-70 De tijd
Enthusiastic review of Jean-Luc Ponty's album
2-5-70 Telegraaf
Glowing review of Burnt Weeny
27-5-70 AH
PPP failed to take 200 Motels to Holland Festival on June 27, but hopes that the concert will happen later in the year
6-6-70 De Tijd
About the Holland festival - mentions 200 Motels fell through because the RAI was already booked.
13-6-70 De Tijd
Interview with Jo Elsendoorn who confirms the RAI story
16-6-70 AH
Announcement of Piknik televised live, with the Mothers concert
Similar announcements appear in Volkskrant and a day later in Het Vrije Volk and Trouw and Parool (with photo) and again Volkskrant (with photo)
18-6-70 De tijd
Interview with photo
Tonight they'll perform in VPRO Piknik, yesterday they were in Amsterdam: a new Frank Zappa with his new Mothers Of Invention: Mark Volman and Howard
Kelen, ex-Turtles, George Duke off Jean-Luc Ponty, Jeffrey Simmons, Ainsley Dunbor and Ian Underwood, the last one was also with the early Mothers as
saxophone player.
That Rick Zaal managed for the VPRO to contract Zappa after the Byrds couldn't come, is believed to be special by the everybody at the VPRO, including
their head of music, Han Reiziger*. Especially because he turned out not to be so expensive, "Much less expensive than the Byrds," he smiled.
Tonight, after nine months of complete silence, Zappa will perform with his Mothers for the fourth tie. He says that he'll do more vocal work because
he has two strong vocalists. The ex-Turtles. Not too surprising when you know Zappa has known these people for five years. The music, says Zappa, will
be more powerful than with the old Mothers. More drums, more saxophones and as many animal sounds as possible. But when he says that, he and his
Mothers are seated neatly behind the bar of folk song stable "'t Schaartje" in Amsterdam. He hands a sherry to his colleagues, puts one light-blue
clad leg over the other, pulls his short black pointy beard and confesses that for his business it's good to answer all journalist questions, even if
they're stupid and even if he answers them for the hundredth time.
The last record he made, Hot Rats, was chiefly instrumental, "but that was mainly a product of myself. I love making music and I wouldn't know any
other reason for doing it. With the Mothers I do more vocal work. Then you easily get satirical lyrics. My instrumental music? I guess you could call
that satiric.
Humor
His first large piece of music was a ballet. It was years ago.
"Ballet? There's too little humor in it. And ballet needs it, or else it won't live long. Orchestral music too. There it happens too little."
He wrote a musical piece "two hundred motels" about his tours, that has to be performed by a large orchestra and choir. Several months he premiered
with the Los Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra.
"It felt really good. But to be honest, I'm not too sure. I was 12 foot higher behind the orchestra and all I could hear was the percussion. I don't
know if it sounded right."
Smiles: "The percussion sounded good." Earnestly: "Two hundred motels is an example of a twisted sense of humor."
"Two hundred motels" was the piece that Zappa would initially perform - with choir and orchestra - at the Holland Festival. Zappa now says that there
is a possible contract with VPRO,so he may stay in The Netherlands for three or four weeks in December and perform the work on TV.
Comfort
Frank Zappa has changed when you compare him with three years ago, when he performed with the old Mothers in the Concertgebouw. Not a word anymore
about political engagement.
"Ah," says Mother Ian Underwood, "but you can't always stay a politician. We have different kinds of music. On Thursday we will probably play some old
hits (mocking). We still have our message, because the situation in America hasn't changed at all. But we are, also because we're with different
people, changed."
Zappa: "We've aged. That's not too bad. I want to be entertained. And I love comfort. I'll send
my kids - a three-year-old son and a nine month old daughter - to a public school later, so that they can meet normal people. With that I mean people
who adapt to the norms of their environment, in their behaviour, mentally etc. When they get the hang of those people, it'll be easier for them to
work out of their life. When you're creative you have to understand what it's like to be normal to work from your own personality. For as far as
myself: do you understand the terms ectomorph, endomorph and mesomorph? The first is about people who love electronic music, solving crosswords and
solving algebra problems, the second for someone who wants to be comfortable at home with coffee and cookies, and the third is the outgoing type. I'm
an ectomorph endomorph."
What his other plans are? "I try not to have them anymore," he smiles. "I try to get rid of them. God or something? More domething like that. I do
believe in a destiny. You can try to control your destiny, but I don't believe that's right. It's against nature. If I have a plan now and see it's
not working, I shrug and change it.
Weazles
"After The Netherlands I'm going to make a TV show in West-Germany. With Juan Luc Ponty (who was also on Hot Rats) I'll perform in Antibes on 24
July." If it's true he has enough Mothers material to fill 12 LPs with? "Oh certainly, but we're not going to publish them because they wouldn't sell.
There will be one more record. The title is "Weasels ripped my flesh." There will be a new record with the new Mothers, around January. First we'll
publish a single."
And then he has to leave his stool to pose with the photographers.
(text gets jumpy here)
He characterizes Holland as pleasant and wanted to live here. Now he says, that he only wanted to know how much a house costs here. And Holland, that
he liked so much three years ago because it goes the furthest in accepting its music.
-Susanne Piet
*Han Reiziger would later host Reiziger in Muziek. In his summary interview, when he was asked what was his favourite experience in all those years,
he said it was driving around with FZ in his old Citroen 2CV.
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The location for the VPRO show is kept a secret to prevent hordes of fans from invading.
18-6-70 Nieuwsblad van het Noorden
Mention that FZ might come to a Rotterdam festival - apparently he initially charged 100,000 dollars but his price dropped to 18,000.
18-6-70 Parool
Teaser on the front page for Piknik and an interview.
Composer, writer and filmer without plans
Frank Zappa (29), father of a nine month old son and a three year old daughter, creator of the "Mothers of Invention" will be on TV tonight. Yesterday
he was at a press conference in a dark, small Amsterdam cafe. Half an hour late he came in with his fellow Mothers, seven men who were immediately
organized behind the bar.
Zappa up close: cut sharply, definitely narrow face, accented by the long curly hair that's tied in the neck. Dark eyes with an expression between
friendly and amused, to ironic, to absent. Thick dark mustache with vertical bits on the side, under a hooked nose. Under the bottom lip a small beard
that appears to be a bit off centre. Around the neck a thin chain, made of two metal shackles. In a bright purple sweater he sat there - behind the
bar that formed a decent barrier between him and the assembled Dutch press - willing to answer the question hotpot.
The Mothers Of Invention, the experiment started on Mother's Day 1965, have only been in this line-up for two weeks. In reply to rumours that the
group with only two old Mothers will be disbanded, Zappa replied: "Ask me after this 24 day tour. Maybe I'll know more then. After the Netherlands and
the UK we'll go to the USA, where we'll perform on July 1st in Chicago.
What will you do when the Mothers really fall apart?
"I have no plans. I try not to make them anymore."
THe new line-up is the biggest change since the group formed. Tonight we'll get a more vocal programme than one would expect from the largely
instrumental LP Burnt Weeny Sandwich. At least two songs that aren't on the record will be known, Zappa promises: "Giraffe" and "Sharleena". The show
will take place somewhere in The Netherlands. The visitors will be transported there almost blindfolded: one can get on a bus but not know where one
gets out. Negrams Evert Wilbrink: "The only thing I can say is it's somewhere in The Netherlands."
About the current group, Zappa says he's built an oeuvre that's 70% vocal. "I have two good singers and it would be a pity to let them play triangle."
A record of this group is not to be expected until January next year. A record of the old Mothers, 2/3 live recording, will appear soon: Deasels
whipped my flesh."
Some time ago, Zappa wrote a symphony for orchestra. It was recently performed in Zappa's home town Los Angeles The title is 200 Motels, because Zappa
wrote it in motels. There are plans to perform this work before Dutch television, together with the Radio Philharmonisch Orkest.
Other occupations?
Zappa: IN september there'll be a book about groupies (group of people) entitled Groupies-papers. It contains two diaries, together with interviews I
had with groupies.
Besides that, Zappa is working on a film, entitled Uncle Meat. Finally some quotes by the master of classical pop, a handful of currents in the {Dutch
proverb, sorry} porridge of a press conference.
Q What do you think of life?
Z "Not too bad." (eyes look thinking) "Well, it's a bit of a tough question to someone who's seated at a bar."
Q Politics of the USA?
Z Repressive.
Q Nixon?
Z A psychiatrist will appreciate him more than I do.
Q Goals in life?
Z I don't know. I think of past and future, but also about the present. It's not natural to lock your destiny.
Q God?
Z I believe in something, I don't believe in organized religion.
And that was it for the press. It was more than the around a hundred fans were told who were waiting for FZ and the MOI in Fantasio II. The publicity
had worked: Zappa would rehearse at 4 in the Fantasio in Haarlemmerhouttuinen. They came by the dozens and waited patiently on the street, baffling
the neighborhood residents who aren't used to this much attention for this sleepy buillding. The golden membership was wasted: at 5:30 they were
informed that Zappa didn't feel like rehearsing. He was in Zuid-Holland. "Guys of Zappa-level can do what they want," is announced with regret through
the Fantasio-microphone.
--Ada van Benthem Jutting
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Piknik itself is reviewed poorly but the concert is well-received. HVV, Parool and Volkskrant give reviews of this nature. 11% of the potential market
watched the show (there were only 2 channels mind you) and got a 67% approval rating - for VPRO not bad numbers.
Glowing review of GTO's in Parool 20-6-70 ??
20-6-70 Volkskrant
Short talk with FZ, who mentions that they skipped a festival in Kralingen because they only were offered 2500 dollars or 9000 guilders, but would do
it for the VPRO for 2000 because it was going to be televised.
The paper relates that Zappa received 10 guilders in change at the restaurant, which he donated to a young American in Paradiso.
11-7-70 Parool
Zappa is quoted as liking music by Soft Machine and The Nice. The type of music that leaves something to the imagination of the listener. That's why I
call this music a movie for your ears.
25-7-70 Parool
Zappa is quoted from Melody Maker:
"I'm not in favour of violent protest. All you get is that the soldiers come back from Vietnam - the black soldiers who return to their getto's and
use their violence, and the white ones, who beat up the hippies.
31-7-70 HVV
Edo de Waard is going to perform 200 Motels with Zappa in autumn 1970. Zappa speaks highly of Edo de Waart in this interview.
7-8-70 VOlkskrant
Announcing the 200 Motels concert
28-10-70 Trouw
Bad short review of Weasels
27-11-67 Numerous papers announce Zappa will perform in Amsterdam on Dec 6
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Let's wrap up the crowded year 1970 in this post:
5-12-1970 HVV
Article outlining FZ's career up to that point and announcing the upcoming concert
5-12-70 Parool
Good review of Chunga
5-12-70 Volkskrant
Double review of Weasels and Chunga, both positive
7-12-70 De Tijd
Glowing review of the 6 Dec concert. Quotes FZ as saying: "This is a good hall, you can wake me for a performance here"
7-12-70 Telegraaf
Relates that the equipment didn't arrive in time for the first concert due to bus failure, but Zappa had arranged a quartet of carnaval musicians to
play some of their comic simpe antics. *
*Zappa would rekindle this touch of carnaval on Yellow Shark
7-12-70 Now called NRC Handelsblad announces the review on the front page. It also starts off with the brass group De Bierdrinkers who had half an
hour to showcase their cheery music, before the equipment finally arrived and during setup the entertainment was provided by Howard Kaylan and Mark
Volman as Zanzini Brothers. After which Mark and Jeff Simmons performed a sketch about an oak tree and a reindeer.
Review also mentions 200 Motels fell through over financial reasons.
7-12-70 Trouw
Positive review of the concert, mentioning that Mark Volman spoofs Roger Daltrey's microphone juggling.
7-12-70 Parool
Positive review of the concert. Mentions the Bierdrinkers ensemble played songs like Blote Marie and De Jongens Van Plezier.
7-12-70 Volkskrant
Positive review, mentions that the Bierdrinkers were booed after a few minutes.
11-12-70 Het vrije volk
Glowing review of the 10-12 Rotterdam concert in De Doelen.
Both Amsterdam concerts, and the Rotterdam concert were sold out at 2000 tickets each.
12-12-70 Telegraaf
Positive review of Chunga
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2-1-71 De tijd
Good review of Chunga
5-1-71 Nieuwsblad van het noorden
Largely positive review of Chunga but with a dislike for George Duke on display
7-1-71 Het vrije volk
Quotes Zappa from an interview by Barend Toet:
"Politics is a game for little old men who sit across each other and talk until they start to cough."
7-1-71 Trouw
Also quotes Zappa's old little men, and quotes on his drugs viewpoint: "I think it's tragic that people feel free because of chemical use. In my
environment I've seen more than enough cases of people who live like psychedelic invalids."
8-1-71 NRC Handelsblad
Interview with two members of Nederlands Blazersensemble, who were scheduled to do 200 Motels.
Werner Herbers expresses his regret at the project failing, and says that Zappa showed how well you can integrate classical music in pop.
9-1-71 Limburgsch dagblad
Attempted interview with no mentionable result and a brief mediocre review of Chunga
5-2-71 De Tijd
In-depth announcement and preview of the nefarious VPRO documentary
9-2-71
News item about the ban of the Royah Albert Hall concert can be found in Limburgsch Dagblad, Telegraaf, De Tijd, Nieuwsblad Van Het Noorden, Parool,
and a day later in De Volkskrant
11-2-71 Airing of the VPRO documentary
12-2-71 De Tijd has a positive review of the VPRO doc.
12-2-71 Telegraaf's TV reviewer cuts it short by saying he really couldn't appreciate it.
12-2-71 De Tijd again positively reviews the Zappa doc
12-2-71 NRC is cutting the banal route in its review
12-2-71 Trouw's review is caught in the page fold and not readable
Volkskrant mentioned they skipped watching it.
Parool's review praises the colours and camera work but mentions that the reviewer can't stand the Mothers.
16-2-71 Telegraaf
Angry mother of 4 vents about the VRPO doc
17-2-71 Parool mentions that the CRM (secretary of culture, recreation and social work) will investigate the VPRO doc. VPRO is upset that it has to
learn this from the media, defends its decision to air, and mentions 12 people have ended their subscription.
18-2-71 Short news item about CRM investigation appears in all papers. Particularly Telegraaf, sensational tabloid that it is, publishes extensively
about its filth, the unfortunate positive reviewer of De Tijd is brandished by one of its readers in an angry letter, to the extend that she feels
forced to apologize.
20-2-71 Interview with Rudolf Kiers, maker of the VPRO doc, in Het Vrije Volk. Translation up later.
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19-2-71 Parool
Battus, famed wordplay author, complains in his column about having missed the FZ bit with the vacuum cleaner.
20-2-71 NRC
Famed bigheaded author Harry Mulisch admits to being interested in FZ in an interview.
20-2-71 Volkskrant mentions the VPRO affair in its faits divers column on the back page.
"After that VPRO Zappa-show you notice that people who come to borrow a vacuum cleaner, are being looked at peculiarly."
24-2-71 Leeuwarder Courant
Letter-writer gets angry at the hypocrites who are opposing the Zappa-doc
24-2-71 Telegraaf
Letter-writer gets angry at the hypocrites who are opposing the Zappa-doc
25-2-71 Het Vrije Volk
Short article opposing one of the main critics of the documentary (Elsevier journalist M. Reckman)
Several mentions about the incident, but a month later all appears to be forgotten.
22-5-71 Parool
Relates of the cartoons by Marc Nadel, who draws present-day stars as aged people. Accompanied by a cartoon of an elder FZ feeding chickens or
something.
26-5-71 Leeuwarder Courant
Has the scoop that VPRO won't be charged over obscenity.
Around this time 200 Motels premiers and mentions of the films being shown pop up everywhere. The same goes for announcements of the upcoming concert,
27 Nov 1971. Tickets to that show cost between 10 and 15 guilders.
21-8-71 Volkskrant
Review of Fillmore East, also mentioning the concert with Lennon. Moderately positive, particularly about Happy Together.
28-8-71 De Tijd
Positive review of Fillmore
4-9-71 De Waarheid
Glowing review of Fillmore
10-9-71 NRC Handelsblad
Glowing review of Fillmore, which cost 21 guilders at the time.
14-9-71 Nieuwsblad van het Noorden
Negative review of Fillmore
21-10-71 Parool
Interview with Edo de Waart:
"Frank Zappa told me once that youth doesn't come to us because everything about us is brown, brown violins, brown seriousness, brown atmosphere,
sombre music, etc. He may beright about that
22-10-1971 Het Vrije Volk
Good review of Fillmore East
29-10-71 Telegraaf
Announcement of the major article Jip Golsteijn has written about FZ. He apparently travelled with him for 10 days.
30-10-71 Telegraaf
Major article as announced earlier, will be translated later.
5-11-71 Telegraaf
Lengthy article by Jip Golsteijn about 200 Motels,a brief history and a short summary of the film
15-11-71 Nieuwsblad van het Noorden
Appreciating review of 200 Motels album
20-11-71 De tijd
Disappointed review of 200 Motels album
20-11-71 Telegraaf
Big, pleased review of 200 Motels album
26-11-71 Het vrije volk
Big article on the career of FZ so far
26-11-71 Nieuwsblad van het Noorden
Major article on FZ about the upcoming concert
27-11-71 HVV
Disappointed review of 200 Motels film
27-11-71 Telegraaf
Interview with FZ, will be translated later
27-11-71 Trouw
Negative review of 200 Motels album, but with appreciation for the poster.
29-11-71 HVV
Glorious review of the concert - reviewer compares it to religion
29-11-71 NVHN
Another glowing review of the concert, mentioning it was a sell-out with 8000 people in the audience, and says Jim Pons was the one singing the Dutch
verses about vloerbedekking.
29-11-71 De tijd
Third glowing review of the concert, with a summary of Billy The Mountain (which premiered in Europe at that concert)
29-11-71 NRC
Fourth glowing review of the concert, mentions the standing ovation
29-11-71 Trouw
No review, but a pic of the show.
29-11-71 Telegraaf
Glowing review of the concert
29-11-71 Parool
6th glowing review of the concert, with a nice photo of Aynsley Dunbar doing a dance with Volman and Kaylan
Nothing can be found in the papers on the Casino fire. The Rainbow-incident however:
Leeuwarder Courant, De Tijd, NRC, Volkskrant publish the AP on the 13th.
Het Vrije Volk follows on the 16th with more accurate information about his injury and his road to recovery.
Parool on the 17th has a bit more information about Zappa's future and also mentions the Montreux fire (and misplaces Montreux in France)
Telegraaf posts "Frank Zappa Injured" in a corner of its paper.
De Tijd publishes the same AP update as Parool a day before.
NRC posts the AP update on the 18th.
18-12-71 Interview with De Tijd, to be translated later
23-12-71 Various articles announcing the airing of the 200 Motels documentary by Kiers, Telegraaf has a bigger article on it.
Of note: cameraman Peter Bos had just passed away and was sorely missed.
24-12-71 HVV
Reviewer wasn't too enthusiastic about Story Of 200 Motels
24-12-71 Leeuwarder Courant and NVHN
Reviewer is more impressed by the documentary.
Not so much by the movie's prospects though.
24-12-71 Trouw
Show was mentioned in the review
24-12-71 Parool
Uninterested 30 word review.
31-12-71 Telegraaf
Jip Golsteijn reviews 200 Motels as not bad, but misses logic.
31-12-71 De Tijd
Reviewer mentions it's not too bad but it's really about taste.
31-12-71 NRC
Reviewer calls 200 Motels a genial flop.
31-12-71 Trouw
Bored review of 200 Motels
31-12-71 Parool
Negative review of 200 Motels
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Het Vrije VOlk, 20 Feb 1971
Strange, weird and late protests
By our reporter Ale van Dijk
Amstelveen - "It's become impossible to make a TV programme that can make a difference from grey mediocricy. As soon as a programme like that appears
- and especially when the VPRO airs it - people beg for the government to intervene. That asks for a strong arm. That asks for colonels. And the nasty
thing is it will cause intolerance to increase."
Roelof Kiers (32), director of the Frank Zappa-documentary that was aired on Thursday last week by VPRO, thinks it's "strange and weird" that protests
weren't heard until a week after the emission. "Clearly it isn't about the emission, but about the intentions of a newspaper," he says. On the cutting
roo table before him lies a new TV documentary he made in London, during the shoot of Frank Zappa's film 200 Motels.
Q: Do you understand why viewers complained to the secretary of CRM? They only speak of "scenes that hurt morals."
Kiers: I don't know. I could imagine there are some old people, who are separated from this world and these pop music people and who think it's
strange and crazy. But the reactions don't show up until it's been in the newspaper.
Q: Have there been a lot of reactions on the night of the emissions?
Kiers: A couple of phone calls and a few cancellations of memberships. On that first night there were 12 in total. The most important thing is that
that night 350 new members were added to VPRO. In the newspapers you read about the 12 who quit. You don't read about the 350. That's terribly
tendentious.
Q And the newspaper reviews?
Kiers: The newspaper reviews about the Zappa-film are very positive. De Tijd, not the most progressive magazine, wrote: "Not one moment were they
dirty, or even sexy." And that's a lady who writes that. I think that lady felt it right. Also in the protestant-Christian Trouw there was a praising
review.
Q But was there anything in the documentary that was never taken to Europe by Zappa?
Kiers: All songs he sang in the documentary were performed in Europe. In my documentary, that was made in the US late last year, he also sang some
preliminary studies for 200 Motels. For the film they were recorded in London with a large orchestra. There wasn't one musician that protested.
Q Protesters say that the VPRO shouldn't air documentaries when they know there are morally hurting sections in it.
Kiers: I don't know what they mean. When you make a TV-show about a painter, you show his paintings, don't you? Well you shouldn't underestimate
Zappa, he's not a small guy. Musicians of all styles and genres acknowledge his skill, even great classical musicians. Last year 200 Motels almost
premiered at Holland Festival, as led by Edo de Waart. Well, the Holland Festival is an officially acknowledged [institution], even by the government.
When you're invited for that, you've at least shown your cultural importance, I think.
Q: Did you think while editing that there would be response?
Kiers: There's response to every show. And there are always a couple of reactionaries who write a letter or a telegram to the secretary. I think it's
important that all people, who are in favour of the programme (the younger generation), also send letters and telegrams to the CRM. They shouldn't be
pushed in a corner by reactions. They want to be served too don't they?
Q: Do you understand the mentality of a phoner-inner?
Kiers: The Netherlands is known through the ages for its liberal tolerance. That has to be able to continue to exist in The Netherlands! It's well
possible, there are enough TV providers* who have something for everyone. As a member of the VPRO I don't call another provider if I'm hurt by one of
their shows? Don't let people who are member of another provider complain to the VPRO when they don't agree with its shows.
Q So with your review you intended to give information?
Kiers: Zappa is an important man. All the world acknowledges that. I have given information about him as musician and as human. And most of that came
across. In my surroundings I've mainly had positive reactions. The response that comes now is different from concentrated action. This is about
calling for colonels.
*State television is provided by numerous different organizations in The Netherlands, a leftover from pillarization. VPRO started off as protestant
but became rebellious underground. They are called "omroepen", which I translated here as TV providers.
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Published in De Telegraaf, 30 Oct 1971. By Jip Golsteijn
The Turtle-soup of the Zappa-concern
On the way to the Boston Music Hall, the bus is halted in a queue. When Frank Zappa spots a party store somewhere in the street, he sticks his head
out the window and lets a small boy buy a bag of party horns.* Besides a few dollars tip, the boy also gets a concert ticket for that night. Two
minutes later, everybody in the bus is blowing and peeping like at a children's party and everybody's having fun...
---
On the way to Springfield, everybody's complaining about hunger and thirst and other misery. Until manager Herb Cohen gets fed up with it and has a
food stop. When the complaints are smothered by twenty-five hamburgers and drowned in dozens of liters of ice cold cola or hot coffee, Mark Volman has
the idea that a cap, like the staff of Mac Donalds Food Company wears, would look very good on him. On all of us by the way. So at the end of the
dinner on the pavement, he walks in, to come back later with an armful of caps. Everybody wears one and on the way to the concert hall everybody has
lots of fun again.
---
On the way to the inth Holiday Inn on this tour, publicity agent Barbara Scott stands up in the bus to make a general announcement. Upon arrival,
everybody has to freshen up rapidly, because in half an hour the various buses will go to their various destinations. Everybody protests, but miss
Scott cannot be perturbed. Mark Volman stands up, looks at the rain outside the bus and says: "if I get so little time, I'll take a shower here." And
he gets off the bus. Everybody roars with laughter.
You don't like these stories? I could imagine. But I can assure you that just like everybody else, I was under the table with laughter. Everybody in
this case means: Frank Zappa, Ian Underwood, Don Preston, Mark Volman, Howard Kaylan, Jim Pons, Aynsley Dunbar - in short, the Mothers of Invention -
and their following that for this seven day tour means a publicity agent, a manager, ten roadmanagers and sound technicians, and eleven European
journalists who are invited by United Artists to follow the trip, partly because UA thought it would be such a nice idea for a couple of European
journalists who appreciated Frank Zappa's music over the years, and partly because all publicity for Zappa's soon-to-be-released film 200 Motels is
useful.
Especially in The Netherlands, where Zappa has been incredibly popular from his first album up with the progressive pop people, led by Frits Boer and
Hitweek.
I don't know how you feel about this, but when I heard complaining of pop musicians (a horrible existence, all that travelling, away from home most
time, no private life) I'd always think "Yes, that may be, but it's better than sitting in an office or working in a factory, and besides you earn
considerably more money. And of course that makes everything OK, especially when it's a lot. But after ten days "on the road" I've understood: you
work your butt off, have two concerts in a night sometimes, are continuously in buses and for the sparse leisure you have to resort to the dull
entertainment in Holiday Inn's bars. And rely on your own sense of humor of course, and with that the Mothers of Invention don't have a bad hand.
The Mothers of Invention form two groups within the group. One is made from Frank Zappa, the (mildly dictatorial) leader and the trinity Ian Underwood
- Don Preston - Aynsley Dunbar. Only organ player Preston will be caught in Zappa's iron grip. He's left the group six times, but he's come back six
times. Second orfanist Underwood has been with the group since the beginning - the LP Freak Out, now six years ago. He is an excellent musician, but
lacks any ambition to do something else than Zappa prescribes. That goes too for the English drummer Dunbar, who used to give over to the mood swings
of John Mayall and will now accept the part of skilled and energetic performer of Zappa's will. The group Underwood/Dunbar/Preston is either working
with music, or not working at all.
The other group is made up of Mark Volman, Howard Kaylan and Jim Pons. Zappa has musically had an unmistakeable influence on them, but beyond that he
has little power over them. That has a special reason. Around the age of 18, Kaylan and Volman were commercial superstars. As the Turtles they had
gigantic superhits like Happy Together and She'd Rather Be With Me. And guys like that don't allow Mr Zappa to tell them how to sing. Some indications
by the Great Director are accepted, but most are laconically ignored, ie heard and not or barely performed.
From the press side, Zappa had to endure a lot of criticism for attracting ex-Turtles Kaylan and Volman, now a year and a half ago. That's partly his
own fault. On his second or third record he says sarcastically that his aim is to form a group that is "as good as the Turtles." And then you look
like a fool when you have three of them in your group four years later. Without wanting to claim that there's a race to power in the group, it's clear
that Volman and Kaylan have strengthened their position now that ex-pal Jim Pons joined to play bass after Jeff Simmons left (everybody's very angry
with [Simmons] because he left the group just before the recording of 200 Motels). After being imposed by him and looking for a spot in Zappa's
shadow, he's now firmly rebelling against his authority.
The Kaylan/Volman/Pons group has its footing in commercial ground, keeps in the cheery mood with an unimaginable sense of humor, sings ancient hits in
the back of the bus and bet on the World series, the unofficial world championship baseball for clubs that grip America and the ex-Turtles.
With the coming of the Turtles, the political engagement on Mothers records has been reduced to a minimum, but on the other hand the group has never
been this good musically. The sound stands firmly. Architect Frank Zappa laid the goundation of concrete (Underwood cs) under a roof of supple yet
razor sharp steel (Volman cs). He got the Mothers Of Invention.
This is a travel report, the book of a tour of a pop group. For an analisys of Zappa's film 200 Motels and lengthy interviews with the Mothers of
Invention, I'd like to refer you to the film page of next week.
Chief cook Zappa and his musical Clowns, by Jip Golsteijn
London, Tuesday:
Assembly of the non-British European press. I meet a German and two French colleagues, who appear to know a lot of popular music, a trait so little
seen in their respective countries. But the most impressive is the Danish Hella Helleman, who claims to have never even set foot in the States, yet
still knows that Americans love to watch horror series on TV to distract themselves from Vietnam.
It's acknowledged by host Ronnie Bell of United Artists, who'll take us to the airport in his super-fast Rolls Royce, acknowledged tiredly. After all,
it's still early; apart from the energetically chatting Hella nobody has really woken up yet.
BOSTON, Tuesday
Flying a Jumbo Jet is the most boring way of travelling there is. You hear nothing and you see nothing, besides the second-rate films that are being
played onboard. But it's very fast: in less than seven hours you're on American soil. You haven't left the airport yet though: customs have frown so
paranoid from the strict government orders that everybody who has hair over the ears and who has left the grey-blue three-piece suit back home becomes
a narcotic dealer long sought by Interpol.
After a distrusting employee has thoroughly investigated my humble suitcase for "any plants and seeds" I'm put in a room and set to the wall to be
searched for needles and containers. I apparently look suspicious, because only after a lengthy meeting do they think 500 dollars of pocket money is
enough to get me around for ten days in God's Own Land.
But the cosy reception makes up for a lot of the still shaky Europeans, eleven including the Brits. The untireable publicity apostle Barbara Scott
hands out stencilled travelling schedules, of which everybody says they look great and promising, but of which the recently arrived Mothers of
Invention say that not much of it will happen as planned in the next few days.
They were right.
Later in the afternoon, the preparations for all of Zappa's interviews are made. A tight schedule that's made, turns out to be of little use the next
day. (All interviewers are stuck in a roo chatting, inbetween they all write their own story for the folks back home)
BOSTON, Wednesday
In the morning, Frank Zappa recommended everybody to watch a lot of TV, so that we have a good view on how the various authorities view the average
American. As a European it flabbergasts me. Every host talks to you like someone talking to a retarded child, the commercials (which riddle American
TV) are so below all levels that our not too progressive STER*-ads look like a remarkable chunk of television.
I'm not sorry that the set in my room turns out to be broken, but when I tell this to Zappa and the Mothers, a mild panic rises. They immediately
advise me to ring the hotel electrician, because "without TV life during a tour is unbearable."
Indeed, whenever I enter a room, the TV's on. It's a habit to reach for the dial immediately, just like we reach for the light. It's barely watched,
but the blue eye must and shall be turned on, even in the middle of an interview. After a few days, the TV becomes a soothing object, instead of the
nerve-wrecking machine I remember from The Netherlands.
Every show starts with a "soundcheck", a depressing event. The sound is tested in an empty, ice-cold hall. Musicians know such a test is a necessity,
but it makes them gloomy every time, because it never sounds just right. It can't sound right until the audience is there - the audience doesn't just
set the atmosphere, but also dampens the overly loud noise and spreads it evenly across the room.
The hall is not bad this evening. The Boston Music Hall is a beautiful hall, similar to Tuschinski, but much taller and deeper and with a Jugendstil*
that makes a good impression in spite of the oppulence. The audience almost clashes.
American audiences are not too easy for someone used to the atmosphere in the Amsterdam Concertgebouw. They're very agressive, but that's partly
because Chuck Berry opened, an old rocker who attracts scum. Ten heavily armed policemen, that kick everything that moves, don't contribute to a
relaxed atmosphere.
Chuck Berry is a phenomenon on his own. For almost twenty years he sings the same repertoire of golden oldies "Roll Over Beethoven", "Nadine", "Sweet
little sixteen", "Memphis Tennessee", "Too Late", "Carol" etc. With always the same movements and always the same gimmick, where he hops on one leg,
sticks the other out in front and crosses the stage over the entire length. When I ask him backstage if it doesn't bore him, he agrees. "But it's my
bread. If I do something new they won't accept it."
There will be two concerts that evening. "Do the Mothers usually do that?" I ask. Mark Volman: "When the organisers have enough money, yes. But
usually they don't." I can imagine: the group costs $6,000 on average.
Two concerts is murder. After being on stage for 1 hour and 45 minutes, they stumble exhausted down the stairs into the dressing room, where there's a
delicious cold hamburger and cold coffee for all. There's nothing an American truly hates as much as that, so they look at it with an aside glance and
turn to the many bottles of whiskey, gin and red wine. The second concert goes very well.
To honor the Mothers, some arties are organized in Boston. One of them is in a huge mansion, where everything is of a bone-chilling luxury. When after
an hour I can only find sleepng band members in the twenty rooms, I've seen enough and get in the cab. In the Holiday Inn bar I meet Howard Kaylan,
who's also escaped and is melancholically staring into his glass of gin and ice. The entire bar is red leather and black iron, and a lady who looks 50
by day and half that in the dark, sings bad versions of Carole King and James Taylor songs. It's very depressing to an exhausted pop musician. By
closing time Kaylan moves to his room with suicidal plans.
NEW HAVEN, Thursday.
Performing in the huge hockey hall isn't everything either. In the stadium of the New Haven Blades, the acoustics sound like a watering can and Zappa
doesn't allow us to forget it's the most rotten place where he's performed yet. The audience - 6500 people - react agreeingly and even enthusiastic
when Zappa says: "The organizers of this competition probably thought that a guitar looks a little like a hockeystick. In this hall they sound the
same at least. Volman, at the end of an exhausting concert: "The audience were better than we."
SPRINGFIELD, Friday
Although it doesn't look like it until the final moment, the Mothers have a fantastic concert in Smith College, a girl college in
Springfield/Massachusetts. A very rich neighborhood with beautiful houses, quite a way apart from each other. Children with expensive toys in the
yard. On campus it looks very British. The auditorium is a nice dark brown. The two fat Turtles are grim about it. They call every girl that passes
Ali (after Love Story's Ali McGraw) and crow in style: "Ooh, just like England!" But the evening turns out fantastic. The audience responds
intelligently. Instead of two, Zappa now plays three of his available lengthy compositions: What Kind Of Girl Do You Think I Am, Divan and Billy The
Mountain. They're on stage for over 2 hours and for some it's not enough.
In the middle of the night - after a party reminiscent of Kafka and Fellini - in the lobby at the Holiday Inn, two cakes are cut for Jeff, the rented
driver, it's his 50th birthday.
That Jeff is a strange person. The day before he confessed (drunk) to me in tears that he has five children and three grandchildren, and that he
regrets being away from home so often. By day you don't see much of that. Jeff's very cheery around the musicians, who let him be involved in
everything and make him feel like a very important part of the chain.
When, during the party at the girl's school, everybody (except the musicians who don't drink much and smoke even less) stumble into the sleeping
quarters, Jeff surprises the onlookers by stating Merle Haggard is right and America'll go to hel this way. The Mothers burst into a polyphonic "Okie
from Muskogee", followed by "Fighting side of me". Jeff has tears in the eyes. During the preparation for the concerts he's been enthusiastically
throwing people he didn't like out of the dressing room. To that end he uses an official police badge that Mark Volman talked off an officer in Boston
a few days earlier.
NEW YORK, Sunday
Upon arriving, an employee of a (You guessed it) Holiday Inn shows me four hideous paintings in the lobby. Four authentic Dutch masters, two Vermeers,
a Ruysdael and a Ferdinand Bol. Or so he says. With a layman's eye I estimate them to be between ten and fifteen years old. The idea that there'd be
around 40 million guilders' worth in a hotel becomes more and more ludicrous after an increasing amount of people in the group are being robbed.
Because that's often the case. Three successful and four failed attempts at burglary are counted on the first day. That night it even becomes a
furious chase. All of us chase a man who came from my room, as I was about to enter. He escapes in the service lift.
How those people wind up with us, we ask the one (!) detective in his huge hotel. The man, an exhausted looking man in his 50s, whinks we're
obnoxious, dumb and annoying. "It has to be an organization," he says. "They've heard there's a pop group on the 11th floor. And that's where the
money is, you see."
Barbara Scott, who's mothered the group for days, is at trigger point after two days of New York. She considers going into a different hotel, because
this is a madhouse. Barbara knows of a nice old hotel, exploited by a French family.
Zappa advises against it. "You'll have the junkies in your neck," he predicts. And that's indeed worse. Because heroine addicts aren't likely to
listen to reason or guns.
NEW YORK, Monday
"Maybe it'd be fun to incorporate all the journalists in a stage act," Frank said at the start of the tour. But we've all forgotten about it when it
suddenly happens. After four practice rounds we have all mastered the latest American dance: the Mud Shark. The people from ABC TV, who record the
rehearsals in Carnegie Hall for the six-o'clock news don't know what they're seeing. But they do register: a chain of eleven European journalists
hopping on stage.
In the evening it becomes a true spectacle. When the Mud Shark is announced, all eleven of us get up from our seats and begin to dance. Within a
minute the entire hall is one dancing mass, who are led out of the hall by the Europeans with the magic words "Out, so far out". This merry bit of fun
costs Zappa 600 USD, because the Union (I don't know which of the 400) didn't like it that they were working until after 1AM.
NEW YORK, Tuesday
Although everybody's very cheerful, there's a melancholic atmosphere at the farewell lunch in Sardi. Sardi is a very melancholic cafe. In the early
days, Broadway artists who had just premiered, would sit and get drunk here while waiting for the morning papers, in which the review that decides
between wealth and unemployment benefit is printed.
After two speeches at the table (of the bourgeois kind), we hear from Zappa's mouth what we'd expected: The Mothers have loved this tour. Eleven
strange people in the bus at the time have kept the boredom further away than ever.
NEW YORK, Wednesday
The Mothers are going further inlands. Four more shows await, the last one in Kansas City. Then everybody is free until November 20th, when the
European tour starts. "It could be fun to bring some American journalists," someone suggests. Barbara Scott suspects United Artists wouldn't dish out
20,000 dollars a second time.
*blaaspiepers. It's such an antiquated term I really can't be sure what it is - looking for it only gives carnaval groups. I guess since it's at a
party store and the name implies it peeps when you blow it (giggle) it's what we call "roltong" nowadays, a party horn / blow tiddler etc.
*STER: Stichting Ether Reclame is in charge of the commercials on state television, back in the days when all TV was state TV and only 2 channels
*Jugendstil is Art Nouveau, but German/Dutch.
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Saturday 18 December 1971, De Tijd, by Gert-Jan van Oomen
TV-DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ZAPPA's 200 Motels
"I try to be fair and manageable, but it won't work...
Since they started in 1966, FRANK ZAPPA and his Mothers Of Invention have been the subject of fierce debates and writings in a positive and
negative sense. At this moment he's in the news with his surreal documentary 200 Motels. In it he gives us his vision of life on the road of a rock
group, that's like being in the army: all hotels look alike, all concert halls merge, all the audience too. All you have is each other, a tour becomes
an expedition, a performance becomes a march. As entertainment in the travelling vacuum bubble, there's the TV. And the fringes of fame: celebration
in the local bars, groupies and more of that kind.
It's a strange group, their experiences, personal relations amongst themselves and with the audience show it. And 200 Motels reports this in a way
that's just as bizarre.
This interview took place when Zappa was in The Netherlands three weeks ago. It was intended to be published in this weekend special, ahead of a TV
documentary by the VPRO next Thursday. Last Friday however, a strange and sad accident took place: one of the visitors of a Mothers concert in the
London Rainbow theatre, who was jealous because his girlfriend loved Zappa, climbed on stage and tossed Zappa into the orchestra. He was seriously
injured: a skull base fracture and a broken leg. At the time of writing, there's no news, but whatever the result may be, the reference to Zappa's
future plans have sort of become suspended.
After all he has a strong relation with whatever happens around him, so there's no doubt that this event will leave its marks. Even if it was because
- not entirely unjustified - he could ask himself why him, why he would be the one to end up in a situation like that: his manner of dealing with all
sorts of prejudices and behaviours is hard to take for some people. Add to that his total supremacy over what happens on stage - that could easily
pass for arrogance - and the surfacing of latent feelings of unhappiness comes within the realm of possibilities, sadly.
Three weeks ago Zappa performed with his Mothers Of Invention for a -in three hours - sold-out crowd in Ahoy Rotterdam, that holds 8,000. Next
Thursday, VPRO will show a documentary about his first life's work, the film 200 Motels, an absurdist socumentary, his vision of a group's life on the
road. The film itself will be in cinemas in January 1972. More than enough reason to delve into this curious personality. The myths around him are as
strange as the many descriptions that have been given of him: electronic social worker, critical commenter of society, anti-popstar and patron saint
of the Freaks.
Zappa is 31 years old, happily married and has two kids, Dweezle and Moon Unit. He reasons carefully and sharply and is surrounded by an aura of
flawlessness: if yu haven't corrected yourself stuttering and ashamed in a discussion, he'll interrupt you with the infinite patience of a teacher who
has long since wrote off the people on the rear bench for science, and straightens everything he sees. On good days he shows a gigantic amount of
self-mockery - then you don't know what to believe anymore - but on the whole he tries to be as exact as possible: he lets people repeat the question
to be sure he doesn't talk past you. It's as if Mr Seasoned himself takes as long as possible to make you retire your question if it doesn't fit him
as well as he'd like it. Only in tough cases he gets agitated and sticks the term "first of all" at the beginning of his tirade, not because there's a
second of all, but because you really need to pay attention now.
Own Interview
Now if you're like him, of course you'll get confronted with the strangest people and questions, like why he had a self-written interview spread
around by the time of the 200 Motels premiers, that can be seen as part of the Zappa/Mothers material. It breathes the same ambivalent atmosphrere of
the willing lovingness on one side and the patronizing cynicism and mockery on the other side, with which Zappa boils himself into both the virtual
interviewer into hideous extrapolations: the dumb hit sensitive journalist opposed to the mad maniac.
To clarify, here are some examples:
"What is so special about you guys?"
"The most unique aspect of the Mothers is the conceptional continuity of the Output Macrostructure (...) In short, there was always a conscious
control of thematic and structural elements that are part of each record, show and interview session. "
Then follows a large exposition, accompanied by a weather map, geographical structures and a computer printout. The "blueprints"...
"No wonder you guys never have a hit single!"
This yell hits the nail on the head. When the Mothers were given a for their work very lucrative contract, society assumed to have a runofthemill rock
group. A hurridly released single sold eight copies in total, something like scoring 0 right in the pool.
Sense of humor
Another Zappa quote in this little play is actually an important key to his work: "It is, against all the evidence of the opposite, theoretically
possible to be earnest and still have a sense of humor."
He directs this especially in the direction of "all people who suffer feelings of ambiguity when they're given the opportunity to laugh at
themselves." With this we're inevitally reminded of the Jeff Simmons case, who played bass for the Mothers until the recording of 200 Motels. He
handed in his part and left, something I'll come back to later. The Mothers' dogma has often been a source of confusion. Zappa has plenty of examples:
"Take a look at the title of the LP "We're Only In It For The Money." It was, as is indicated by the Sergeant Pepper's spoof on the inside, intended
as "send-up" * to the Beatles and not
as declaration of the Mother's financial politics. If a band that looks like us, produces an album like that and says they love money, has to be the
greatest joke in the world. And what happened? Nobody laughed. On the contrary, hundreds of journalists took it bloody seriously. It never occurred to
them that the Beatles were a teensy bit more commercial than we were. The Beatles made ART after all? And we were but a collection of tone-deaf
perverts, who parasited on the social confusion of the kids. And now they're after money!
Look, money plays a part for me to the extent that I like working with sound and image. Making films is very attractive to me because it reaches a lot
of people and there's a lot of workability int he information you put into it.
It's however the most expensive medium you could have. If my projects make money, then that goes to new projects."
Caricature
In 200 Motels, the members of your group complain that you spy on them, boil your observations in ammonia and give them back to perform. Take Jeff
Simmons for instance...
"I put them in a caricatural form, so they could deal with it. Jeff Simmons is a complicated case. He was under pressure of his girlfriend, who thinks
that he, as a serious blues guitarist, can't play the clown. Jeff turns out to have a great sense of humor, which is what made himgreat for sketches.
Often on stage he
built the things in such a way that we could barely play with laughter. His girlfriend thought that was more than his honor was worth and I suggested
to him to portray this. His part is that of the blues guitarist torn by duality, who wants to quit the group because he thinks he's too serious. At
first he loved it. He
thought he had the best part in the film. And that is true, the film's based on it. But when his girlfriend had come over, he handed in his part. To
cover up his departure we've set in a
cartoon and worked with a replacement." (Martin Liquort, Ringo Starr's driver, who accidentally happened to act beautifully.)
Insane myth
I think 200 Motels is really governed by that image of Zappa as the great master, with everybody obeying to his command.
"We settle the image that most people have of me in a humoristic way. I'd have to snap my fingers and people would jump for me."
Why do people think that then?
"Because most people see me on stage like that. When I do this (raises hand) the entire group shouts "BOOM!" And in 200 Motels, that's expanded to the
absurd. My almightiness is one
of the crazy myths surrounding the Mothers. It's alluded to in the film, but there'll be people who can't discover the parody and take it for
documentary."
Manipulator?
I carefully continue on the theme of manipulation. Journalists who are really scared of him, scared to be sent in the wrong direction with their
interview. This is because of his "conceptual continuity" and the announcement of the record company that Zappa "only wanted to talk if you'd seen the
film and read the press material."
"First of all (careful!), you surely don't believe that anyone has plans up to and including 1975? If anyone plans to see the Great Manipulator in me,
he has to do it and put it in his interview. The word's been dropped five times now, and I don't know about how it works here, but in English we call
it "evil linguistic implications". Happy? Fine, I've been invited five times now to confirm this, and I won't. But first, take everything that has
been written about the Mothers and has been produced by them, spend a day on it, and I'll assure you that my gifts as manipulator will astound you
beyond your wildest dreams.
I just try to be fair and manageable to people. It just won't work. When I was 11, I had a mustache, an overly large nose and I was overweight. My
appearance had a strong effect on people, I at least repulsed them but in many cases I caused some alarm. If you go in the rock business, where people
are supposed to be pretty, you're ten penalty kicks behind. Add to that that most people have never seen me, let alone spoken to me, and I get at
least radioactive."
Inside material
Don't you grow extra misunderstanding by using a lot of inside material?
"Some people don't like inside material. I think it's highly necessary because otherwise there's nothing to annotate. Besides I can negotiate a lot of
vision on what happens around me in it. You do run the risk of being misinterpreted, but there are people who do get the message, and they have a lot
of fun. You'll have to see my earlier political work in this light. I've never really made political material, so the accusation that I stopped doing
that, doesn't make sense. They've always been personal observations, completely subjective about politics."
"The alternative is the sentimental nonsense that 90% of the music industry is working with: fabricating generalisations in which people recognize
their own little problems without too much difficulty. The main theme is the love songs, people can work nicely to those. But how do they do that when
I talk about Mr Greengenes who has to eat his shoes and socks, and the truck and the driver? Or that you have to call a vegetable by its name, that
you have all chance that he'll respond? There's no tinkering with that, you can only grab it with its own merits."
Zappa is often very cryptical in this way, and in 200 Motels he sends up Ringo Starr to play Larry the Dwarf, who is in his turn disguised as Frank
Zappa (one of the many bits of alienation and jumbled realities). Sometimes Larry offers an explanatio. It's not said with as many words, but that
it's done by Ringo and not by Zappa, is because of, besides his busy activities during the one week shooting, also because he's not the kind of guy to
to pull the sparse explanations in this colourful and bizarre circus to him. He doesn't like to tell the audience time and time again what he sees.
"The film is purely intended to be watched. And if you didn't get it the first time, go watch it again, there's enough in there."
That's definitely been true for Zappa's products up to this point, but that's also where his prime fault is: in spite of all the evidence to the
contrary he'll be damned to appraise his audience any lower than his ideal image of it, or to adapt to that for the sake of clarity.
Are you content with the results of your proceedings, recording on coloured video and later transferring it to 35 mm film?
"It's a beautiful method to experiment with visual effects. Whatever you think about the image changing to the beat, I like it a lot and it's better
than all the slow cuts in real films. Then you "register", now you "do" with sound and image. Here you do it partly directly with four cameras: you
can choose straight away and change in rhythm or not."
Your name has been tied to 200 Motels for four years now. Doesn't it feel abortive, that everything is over with one week of shooting?
"Abortive is not the right word. I'm very satisfied to the extent that everything I don't like now, could have been helped with more money than the
600,000 dollars I had. But this is it, I'm going to do something else now. You should see this as a kind of demo and by now I've stumbled upon other
technical possibilities, like putting together sound and image in a computer. Which is going to cost a lot of money, but the effects are grand.
Beyond that we still have the film Uncle Meat from the old days. It was never finished, but it could serve as part of an extensive documentary about
the Mothers when the time is right. That'll give 200 Motels an extra dimension. Just like the 9 LP set that's coming in March '72. a lot of the
mysteries surrounding the Mothers will be resolved in a surprising way, because the work stretches from 1962, two years before the band was there, up
to now, and there'll also be a book with explanations.
New wizards
Speaking of books, there's now a book in Dutch called "Zappa", written by Rolf Ulrich Kaiser, who has been following Zappa for years. It was on
Zappa's table but someone will have to translate it. The information is very extensive and to the point, but the author himself often measures Zappa
by the standards of 'gurus', conscience-warfarers and meditators about the essence of Einstein's E=MC2*. In short, the new wizards. How does Zappa
feel about that?
"What can you do about those people? They have a right to live, I have the right to hate them. But everything contributes to the development of a new
mentality among people. That mentality requires an openness for all imaginable forms of information. Not that the gurus matter in any way, but I want
to say: that the methods with which information - useful and precious information because of its irreplaceability - is watered down and stretched over
the various mass media, are terribly damaging. That has to change.
What's also important to move society along, is to find methods to get rid of the neuroses that change the behaviour of people. Even if legally all
imagineable freedom could be guaranteed, that would still be worthless as long as people are tied to their neuroses. They have to get the chance and
the means to be able to care for themselves. I feel from an idealistic point of view for anarchy, with no government at all, but that wouldn't get you
anywhere right now. If you'd suddenly hand all facilities and regulations by the government into the hands of public organizations, like foundations
without profit objective, that would be way too premature. The waterfoundation would still charge gigantic amounts of money because the source
material is so filthy."
Drop-outs
"One of the neuroses is that everything goes behind the back of the man in the street, so he has a serious suspicion towards technology. TO improve
things you'd have to start with the world the way it is now, as a result of that technology. In science and technology there is no evil, but a threat.
They have to be used for a different goal."
"That's why I don't like the drop-outs, who want to throw everything away, even everything that's useful. You know, sitting in a hut on the heath,
pumping water from the ground and eating home-grown radishes. Those people should realize that if things continue that way and everybody who doesn't
see it anymore drops out, in ten years there will be no more huts on the heath that have clean water coming out of the pump. And then their radishes
won't grow that well."
*The author doesn't know how to translate send-up and uses the word "kat, but much less friendly"
*Should be superscript
BBP - 16-12-2017 at 20:57
27 Nov 1971 Telegraaf
Interview with Jip Golsteijn
Frank Zappa
'I'm not the boss, I'm a conductor."
"He's a kind of American John Mayall," Howard Kaylan says in an angry mood. "He hires and fires at will. One Mayall is more than enough for me."
If his own solo singer feels that way about him sometimes, how must someone who doesn't deal with Frank Zappa every day judge him?
"He is an apostle of the revolution," Rolling Stone said, the leading (but hated by Zappa) American music magazine.
The people who flooded the VPRO with letters and phone calls to the extent that questions were raised in parliament and the VPRO got admonished,
couldn't care less. Throughout the ages, they'll only remember Frank Zappa as the man who put a vacuum cleaner hose on the naked breast of a lady.
Zappa himself has sort of given up trying to explain what he thinks his task is and what he thinks of this, that and the other, now that he's found
out that nobody really cares and almost everybody would rather analyse the peripheral phenomena. Here follows an extensive interview, made in luxury
suites of Holiday Inns', buses and other locations, varying from posh manors to crummy sandwich-shops.
The world famous café-restaurant Sardi in New York has outdated just as charmingly as, say, the Kurhaus Hotel or the Tuschinsky Theater. It has the
same melancholy atmosphere. In early days, Sardy drew the artists who just premiered on Broadway and would get loaded afterwards, waiting for the
reviews in the morning papers, that would already be sold near the venues at 4AM.
But the current generation doesn't want to have anything to do with Sardi. Today's famous actor or actress goes home after a premiere and will hear it
all there. The staff of Sardi, all deliberately badly English speaking Italians, have a hard time adapting to the change. While the bouncer used to
kick out everybody he didn't like while outing hellish Sicilian curses, now he has to make do with whoever still wants to come.
Nonetheless, for the departing lunch of the MOI and the European journalists (who followed the group on tour for ten days) have reserved a table far
from the eyes of the stola-wrapped old ladies. Only the highly expensive orders of this freak company allows the staff to reconcile with our presence.
A huge tip does the rest.
There's really nothing to complain about us. All of eat - if necessary - with knife and fork, and even speeches are held at the table. Like that of
Frank Zappa, that's hardly different from the ones that makes my uncle Jaap so popular on family parties. Thanking everybody, it's been a huge honour,
great group, good vibrations, etc etc. Not special, until you hear the last line: "Don't think that you now have a good view of the Mothers on tour.
Your presence has influenced us too much to a good end."
Later I ask Zappa what he meant exactly.
Zappa: "In a normal tour, we're completely reliant on each other. Because we've known each other so long and so well, this gives way to boredom.
Eleven strangers bring a lot of new life - just getting to know you guys has made the last ten days fly by."
It seemed like a very smoothly running tour to me.
FZ: It was. We haven't even had half of the problems we usually have. Possibly because everything's a little better organized than usual, because of
the foreign guests, who need to transfer a positive image of the American organizers.
Last year in Amsterdam, the equipment hadn't arrived in time for the first concert. This kind of problems, you mean?
FZ: Exactly. A German company that had let out their truck to us, suddenly demanded the truck back while we were in Frankfurt, because some office
clerk discovered that the truck'd already been let to somebody else. Everything was out on the street and we couldn't get a car, it was Saturday or
Sunday.
In the nick of time, the road managers managed to find a truck. In the mean time, we were at the concertgebouw and knew nothing. When the gear didn't
arrive and the first concert seemed to be going completely wrong, we decided to do something acoustic. None of us wanted to let down the Amsterdam
audience.
Why this charming love for The Netherlands?
FZ: There's a special reason for that. When nobody in America really was interested in me or the Mothers, Frits Boer introduced us in Hitweek, which
meant that for a long time, we sold better in Holland than in America. Not relatively, but in real numbers.
When I tried to get 200 Motels off the ground, soon every candidate for the organization was dismissed, except or Holland. Both from the side of the
audience as from the side of the musicians, there was only real interest for the project in Holland.
With Edo de Waart - a very strange boy who knows absurdly much about music - I spoke about all the options multiple times, but it didn't work out in
the end.
What do you think of the final result, now that 200 Motels has become a film?
FZ: It took time to get used to the idea, but when it turned out that a movie was the only opportunity to realize the project, we went about it very
quickly. It took just a few months to record it all. In spite of all the stbacks. Jeff Simmons for instance, had the idea of quitting the group just
before the definite recordings.
Why?
FZ: His wife had convinced him that he as a 'heavy bassist' was being abused by me. I'd discovered Jeff had a great comical talent. During life shows
he'd play for Rudolph the Reindeer. Hilarity ensues.
But Jeff got the idea that he was in a group of musical clowns. He told me that honestly. When I suggested to use his conflict in the film (he'd have
to play himself) he became hellish and ran off. He lacked courage apparently. Martin Liquort, Ringo Starr's driver, took over Jeff's part. He does
look a little like him, the music was played by someone else.
Is it true the music was recorded directly with the film?
FZ: That's true. Apart from two sections, that were play-backed. And in the animation we couldn't do it live.
You never seemed to have any interest in films, do you?
FZ: That's what you think. In reality I've been filming since 1958. Quite fanatically too.
You're kidding! What did you film?
FZ: My mom and dad in the yard. I zoomed a lot, you don't believe it. Like Andy Warhol, when I look back at those films. It became more serious later
on. Frits Boer can tell you that we used to use a lot of home videos on stage. We've had terrible problems with various authorities.
I saw a film yesterday where Don Preston cohabitates with a stuffed toy. Is that what you mean?
FZ: Among others. They thought it was pornographical, but I didn't think so. I still don't.
Last year there was a riot about a VPRO documentary about you and which showed some of the GTO's.
FZ: Yes, I heard about that later. But it was great that it was shown, so I had no reason to complain. People so quickly bring up the word obscene.
I have one standpoint: if it's done by people, it's human. Whatever, including war. There's no such thing as obscenity.
Do you still have similar difficulties with the American authorities?
FZ: No, that's all-right these days. Although Uncle Meat still can't be played in some states because of the introduction with Suzy Creamcheese. The
strange thing is that there are a lot more concrete referrals to sex on Fillmore than Suzy did back then. But Fillmore can be played everywhere, even
in the south of the US. I don't understand it.
Why a live-LP? You ever liked them much did you?
FZ: The Fillmore LPs were intended to fill the gap between Chunga and 200 Motels. Besides, they threatened to close the building and I wanted to be
there. A song like Road Ladies is so much more fun with an audience.
You've had difficulties with the record company about the way Fillmore was advertised.
FZ: Yes. They wanted to make a terribly horny TV-commercial. I protested fiercely against that. If you think that the records are obscene, you
shouldn't use an obscene way to try and trick your audience into buying that. They stopped the emission of that commercial.
There was something in Melody Maker about a conflict with David Frost. Could you elaborate on that?
FZ: During the camera rehearsals for the David Frost-show I discovered they wanted me to tell a few fun stories. I passed on that. Questions like
"what's the most fun thing that's happened in your life", I've answered enough. In the end the floor manager came with a list of questions they'd
deliberately lost first. On it were 40 questions, compiled by Frost. Excellent questions, very to the point.
Frost and I agreed that he'd ask questions from that list. But when it came down to it, he'd gotten me. He asked two questions and then started
talking to nowhere. In such a case I'm polite enough to play along, but after the emission I didn't keep my mouth shut.
Frost isn't usually that scared?
FZ: No, but the sponsors are. People still think that I burst out into a stream of dirty words as soon as I get the opportunity. That's an image I
can't get rid of. Interviewers are still terrified. If I would lurch at them, just to bully them, they'd lose their job. But why should I?
You have the name that you're a dictator.
FZ: When somebody wants that, he can give you any name he wants. I've gotten the reputation of being the American John Mayall when it comes to firing
people. Let me tell you this. I've never fired anyone from the group without talking it over with the other band members. In fact it's only been a
close call or I'd never fired anyone. One man got sent away because he was getting on everybody else's nerves, another because he was usually too
stoned to perform. For the rest, every change has happened because somebody voluntarily left the group. To illustrate that I don't hold a grudge, take
Don Preston as an example. He quit five times and came back six times. If Jim Black would like to come back, and there's a possibility at the time,
then it's possible. And that goes for all the others who walked out. There are at least 25 by now. If I had to have a grudge against all of them...
What about the plans on making a record with all the ex-members under the header Grandmothers?
FZ: I don't know too much about it. It's Herbie Cohen's idea. There are some contractual problems with it, from what I understand.
Is it true that the others don't know what's going to be played until the concert?
FZ: That used to happen sometimes, but not anymore. Some pieces take about an hour. Then it's recommendable that everybody knows what will be played.
We do change thoughts bout this. Sometimes, Mark and Howard don't feel like a certain song. If the others don't push it then we'll play something
else. We have so much repertoire, we can give a four hour concert and put four more hours of different material on record.
In Boston you sang one whole song in German. What's the fun about that?
FZ: It's mainly fun for Europe. Europeans always try their best to approach Americans in their own language. It's very haughty that we always think
that's normal. So I put a German song in the repertoire. I've tried it a couple of times in the States and gave a translation every time. I hope
that's not necessary for Europe. Or else I'll say it in English there. It's a joke, like all the others we make.
Jim Pons (the new bassist, who is of Dutch extraction) told me you also studied a Dutch text.
FZ: That's true. We keep on breaking our tongues on the word "vloerbedekking". We haven't got much farther. I hope we manage to learn the entire text
before Amsterdam, but I'm afraid it won't work. I always thought German and Dutch were practically the same for somebody who speaks English, but I had
to back-pedal on that.
How did you meet John Lennon? You recently played with him.
FZ: I was interviewed by Howard Smith of the Village Voice, an esteemed underground magazine in New York. He wanted to surprise me and said at the end
of the conversation: "Is it allright if I introduce you to some friends of mine? They're real fans." They were John and Yoko. I'd never met them.
Smith thought we'd both freak out, but we just said hi. Very good.
How did the playing together go? I heard John couldn't keep up with your pace on his guitar.
FZ: That's nonsense. John is somewhat limited, but an excellent guitarist. But he initially didn't want to take me up on my suggestion to work with
him, because he thought he shouldn't be a part of it. Yoko then said: I'm coming with you and scream along, then John gets so hellish he'll play
something. His musician's soul will rebel.
And that's what happened. Yoko screamed and John came to play. Initially we played "Please don't go", which John hadn't played since he performed at
the Cavern. After that we messed around for fifteen minutes with "Come Back". A glorious mess. The audience was standing on the seats and had to be
calmed.
Will the Lennon show appear on vinyl?
FZ: I don't know yet. I wouldn't know in what context I'd put it, but on the other hand it'd be a pity not to do anything with it at all. It's too
good for that.
How do you feel about Yoko's screaming?
FZ: I was never too enthusiastic about that, but I have to admit it fits well in some of our songs.
Have you talked with John about the struggles among the Beatles?
FZ: Yes, but I don't like to talk about that. He has a lot of strife with McCartney, but the way in which he's kicking at Paul, isn't that grown-up to
me.
You now have three ex-Turtles in your group.
FZ: I know what you want to say. Whether or not I made a fool of myself because I used to make sarcastic remarks about the Turtles. Is that what you
mean?
Yes.
FZ: I told Jan Donkers of the VPRO last year, that the best way to get as good as the Turtles, is to get as many members of the Turtles in the group
as possible. And to be honest I mean that. I've never had a group with such good vocalists and Jim Pons is an excellent bass player. Does it matter
where they came from or what I said in the past? I've invited them to my group because I needed better vocalists after a time in which we made almost
nothing but electronical music.
The social engagement has almost disappeared with the Mothers.
FZ: That's not true, it's been wrapped differently. I continuously tell young Americans to register to vote.
But that's about it.
FZ: That's enough for me at the moment. You can't always provoke, not to mention you always need people to provoke.
So there's a Turtle-influence?
FZ: They do it their way. If the collaboration remains as good as it is now, it's enough for me.
You seem to be very authoritary on stage.
I'm not the boss. I'm the conductor.
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1972's done!
Jan 72: various ads for 200 Motels
6-1-72 De Waarheid
Short story: author compares FZ's music to the sound on a crossroads in France.
7-1-72 Volkskrant
Zappa on the cover announcing the review. The reviewer, however, appears to know little about atonal music and flaunts his ignorance, giving a
negative review with much glee.
7-1-72 Telegraaf
Announces Zappa's film is prolonged in cinemas, it's doing better than expected. It's also prolonged a week later. And the week after that.
By the time June rolls by, a lot of cinemas rerun the film. Throughout June, July and August ads can be found.
8-1-72 Waarheid
Negative review of Rudolf Kaiser's biography.
15-1-72 Leeuwarder Courant
One of the people influenced by Zappa is Gerrit Pleiter, audio play maker. He's borrowed the idea of absurd dialogues in one of his more experimental
plays.
15-1-72 LC announces Zappa's assaulter has been charged
22-1-72 De Tijd
Attempt to explain classical music to the kids by describing Schiller (German poet) as Bob Dylan and Beethoven as FZ.
29-1-71 LC
Mentions FZ is back in California, and that Billy The Mountain won't be filmend
5-2-72 Nederland Dagblad (Strongly reformed Christian family magazine, won't appear in this list a lot) equates Mary Magdalen's devotion to Jesus to
FZ's groupies.
26-2-72 De Tijd:
From the news in the poppress overseas, it appears that the injuries that Zappa sustained in London were slightly exaggerated on the telex in the
early days. ThHere was never a skull base fracture, it turned out to be a complicated leg fracture, accompanied with some earnest bruizes. The whole
affair had him stay in the London Harley Street Clinic until late January, and he has to be on crutches for two months back home. His manager, Herbie
Cohen, implied that it may take a while before Zappa can get back to work. "He's really pissed off about it."
The London incident formed a stylish end of a very turbulent tour, since in Montreux the theatre burned down to the ground during their performance.
No accidents happened there, not in the least due to Zappa's bravery. He let his group stay on stage until the entire hall had emptied according to
his instructions, and only then took the opportunity to add praising commentary to a beautiful fire, with him and his audience at a safe distance. All
their equipment went up in flames, they had to cancel the French concerts and flew straight to England to practice on borrowed and rented equipment
for the Rainbow-concert. With the familiar ending.
9 March: Trevor Charles Howell, Rainbow-pusher, is sentenced to one year in prison.
Het Vrije Volk, Telegraaf (with name of culprit mangled),and De Tijd have small articles about it. Leeuwarder Courant is almost a month later at 1
April.
April '74: Announcement that Captain Beefheart is coming to The Netherlands fills the pages.
1-4-72 Volkskrant reviews a bootleg vinyl that has records of the Rotterdam concert in Ahoy - with poor acoustics.
7-4-72 NvhN scores a double whammy with both a review of Kaiser's book (completely different from the one in De Waarheid) and an announcement of
Beefheart going to The Netherlands.
10-4-72 De Tijd reviews the Beefheart concert and had a sort of interview with the Captain that didn't go as planned. The concert is also reviewed in
Trouw (negative), Parool (positive) and Volkskrant (glowing).
And here comes JABFLA!
12-6-72 De Tijd
Review of JABFLA calls Billy The Mountain the "Peter and the Wolf of the 70s". Reviewer loves the B-side but thinks Billy may run out too fast.
16-6-72 Trouw
Reviewer is tired of FZ's parodies.
17-6-72 Limburgsch Dagblad
Very positive review of JABFLA
17-6-72 De Tijd
Very positive review of JABFLA
7-7-72 HVV
Overdue review of 200 Motels: it's a difficult film but worth watching.
29-7-72 Parool
Very positive review of JABFLA, which apparenty cost 21 guilders
23-8-72 HVV
Anouncement of the Hot Rats orchestra (17 Sept, Houtrusthallen Den Haag). Organized by Paul Acket, who says that the Ahoy wasn't available and the Rai
was a bad accommodation, and Houtrusthallen has seats. Concert starts at 7PM, tickets will be 15 to 25 guilders.
Other announcements of the concert appear in NvhN (23-8), Parool (23-8), NRC (25-8), De Tijd (24-8), Leeuwarder Courant (26-8), Volkskrant (29-8,
mentions breathing troubles?)
Apparently the 201st issue of Muziek Expres contained a coupon for Zappa's concert, @ 5 guilders.
24-8-72 HVV
Letter by HJL Hofmeester, who's in the Ahoy management, is angry about the statement in the Who review about the poor Ahoy acoustics. He quotes FZ who
told journalists he'd never seen anywhere on the world such a large accommodation with such great acoustics.
8-9-72 Trouw
Negative review of Waka/Jawaka
9-9-72 Leeuwarder Courant
Announcement of FZ performance in London
13-9-72 Volkskrant
Further announcing of the concert, expanded with the information about the number of instrumentalists.
14-9 De Tijd
Review of Waka/Jawaka cum announcement of concert. Review says it takes getting used to.
15-9 NvhN
Further announcement of concert
18-9-1972 De Waarheid reviews the concert:
Suggests a musicologist could someday graduate on it. (ouch) Confused but ultimately negative
18-9-72 HVV
Glowing review but is negative about the hall: the audience was like 20m away from the band.
18-9-72 De Tijd
Glowing review of the concert
18-9-72 NvhN
Good review of the concert, mentions there were some 4000 visitors, that the music deserved better than the acoustics.
18-9-72 NRC
Announcement of review on front page
Negative review, compares FZ to James Last
18-9-72 Volkskrant
Negative review
23-9-72 Limburgsch Dagblad
Reviewer is pleased with Waka/Jawaka
23-9-72 Parool
Waka/Jawaka review that apparently hasn't been listened to. Cost 21 guilders.
27-9-72 Apparently Paul van Vliet attended the Houtrusthallen concert.
Around this time numerous reviews of the John/Yoko release of Some Time In New York pop up. Leading to the to be expected conclusion that is along the
lines of the song titles Zappa used to review Yoko's performance.
Also apparent are reviews of all opinions about the Alice Cooper concert.
24-22-72 De Tijd
Interview with Mark Volman and Howard Kaylan, who hold no grudge against FZ. Apparently Mark is quite the ping pong player!
21-12-1972 HVV
Positive review of Grand Wazoo
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13-1-73
De Tijd has a review of The Grand Wazoo. No judgment outspoken, just an outline of the style.
Further announcements of 200 Motels in cinema, in February, May and June...
In the mean time, Hitweek becomes Aloha and has a fundraiser to get more subscribers and money. Zappa's Edison is auctioned, and raises 850
guilders.
By August, FZ's return to The Netherlands for Sep 9 is announced.
8-9-73 De Tijd
Article announcing the concert and sort of reviewing Over-Nite Sensation, of which the publication was delayed until after the concert.
8-9-73 Volkskrant
In announcing the concert the author needs to reiterate how poorly he rated the Wazoo concert. Also with a "thank god back to normal" review of
Over-Nite Sensation.
8-9-73 Trouw
Reviews O-S as pleasant
10-9-73 HVV
Mentions the concert was sold out twice. High quality but the large amount of instrumental songs puts off the reviewer.
10-9-73 NVHN
Not too hot review of the concert
10-9-73 NRC
Disappointed review of concert
10-9-73 Volkskrant
Disappointed review, also mentioning the lack of vocal work.
10-9-73 Parool
Moderately positive review of the concert
11-9-73 De Tijd
Glowing review of the concert. Attempts to quote from Cosmik Debris
15-9-73 Leeuwarder Courant
Mentions the concert in Groningen?
11-9-73 HVV Interview. To Be Translated Later
22-9-73 Limburgsch Dagblad
Negative review of Over-Nite Sensation.
5-10-73 NRC
Moderately positive review of O-S
6-10-73 Parool
Moderately positive review of O-S
12-10-73 HVV
In an interview with them, concert organizer Paul Acket claims he lost 75,000 guilders because only 4,000 of the 10,000 tickets to Zappa's concert in
Houtrusthallen were sold.
12-10-73 NvhN
Moderately positive review of O-S
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Het Vrije Volk, Tuesday 11 Sep 1973
Reporter Arthur Provoost
Zappa: Autoritary? Me? I just indicate the beat!
AMSTERDAM - "Would you like some coffee? One or two lumps? Milk?" I answer affirmative to all these quetions. Because when Frank Zappa asks you if
you'd like some coffee, of course you say yes.
When I bought his first vinyl Freak Out seven years ago, I had no idea that a celebrity like Zappa would pour me a delicious cup of coffee. Things
work in mysterious ways.
Monday afternoon, less than 24 hours after the concerts in Amsterdam, I had a conversation with Zappa in his room in the Amsterdam Pullitzer Hotel.
Zappa lays back in his chair. He didn't feel like going down for a picture. "At this moment I'm too lazy. I only got up like one hour ago." Well,
that's fine, no harm done.
Zappa is very willing. "Ask what you want."
How many interviews have you done?
"I wouldn't know exactly. There have been thousands, in dozens of countries. The result rarely reaches me. What's in it is usually incorrect. But that
doesn't frustrate me. You get to know journalists and I don't believe they're always bad."
Which question have you had the most?
"In America they always ask what your plans for the future are. In Germany they always ask what you earn. They never ask me questions about my music.
Most journalists aren't interested in that. They want to know what size shoes you wear, how old you are, where you live. I always answer those
questions."
Opposed to many others, Zappa does indeed answer a question. He's very nice. Some people claim he's autoritary. Is that true?
"No. I know there are people who think that. They see me standing on stage, conducting the Mothers. Every member of the group is watching me and
following my cues. That would be dictorial. Let me explain to you how it works."
Frank tops us off and continues: "The Mothers of Invention make rather complicated music. They need one man to conduct it. That's me. In a classical
orchestra it's the same. You never hear people say about classical conductors that they're dictorial when they're conducting. That's the first reason.
There's seven of us on stage, you can hardly hear each other for a variety of reasons.
Do you know what I hear? The bass, the piano and the drums, and not all at the same volume. I can't hear the brass. During the concert my own guitar
monitor didn't work, I couldn't hear myself. Still somebody has to conduct. Because the drummer doesn't always do that. He also plays melody. So I'm
the man who's waving his arms. I do that clearly and tightly. There are classical conductors who do all sorts of tricks with their arms and hands.
Then you still can't see the beat. If you think that's dictatorial, then you don't know anything about music. I just indicate the fucking beat."
What did you think about the concerts?
"Not as good as I would've liked. We arrived way too late in Amsterdam, so we didn't have enough time to do a proper soundcheck. It was also very hot
on stage. I sweated like hell. You were in the hall and were hot. Imagine what it's like on stage with all those lamps. And then you have to play. I
sweated so badly that my fingers slipped on the strings."
Why did people clap so loudly when you announced Brown Shoes Don't Make It?
"The people want to hear what they know. That's what they came for. They want to hear the songs they've heard dozens of times on the record. But we
always play differently. The evening- and afternoon concert here in Amsterdam were completely different. If you don't like surprises, don't go to a
Mothers concert. Buy records.
HVV 8-10 Machine 30-2856
Inbetween Zappa plays a little on his Gibson. There's a cable running from the guitar to a teensy tiny brown little suitcase that appears to be
producing sound. It's no bigger than a shoebox.
"It's a Teenieweenie something-or-other," Zappa says. "Those things are sold a lot in America. It works on batteries and it's intended for teenagers.
But I have a lot of fun with it, on my room like this or right before a concert."
The sound is pinched, but I can tell what an exceptionally good guitarist Frank is.
Isn't it difficult, playing, singing and conducting at the same time?
"Yes it's hard. Sometimes I can do it all at the same time, sometimes only one of the three. Yesterday coordinating was hard because of the failing
monitor. But I sing every song myself on my latest LP. And I play a lot on it."
The new LP has only just been released, but Zappa is already working on the next one. "it'll be a solo-LP. At least, that's what I call it because not
all Mothers are on it. It'll be called Apostrophe, one of those things you put at the end of a sentence."
After I've assured Frank I'll do my very best to explain conducting has nothing to do with being autoritary, I leave the room. Next day he has to get
up at 5:30 and there's more stuff that needs to be done. "I'll look out for a not too expensive acoustic guitar with a nice deep sound. And the
conducting, it really tires my arm. I'm not doing it for fun."
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March 1974: 200 Motels in cinemas again. Even in May and July there are still announcements.
April 1974: Apostrophe released!
8-4-74 NvhN:
'Reviewer is tired of Zappa.
13-4-74 HVV
Review is moderately positive
13-4-74 Limburgsch Dagblad
Very positive review
27-4-74 Parool
Positive review of Apostrophe, that cost 19,50.
7-8-74 De tijd
Moderate review of Apostrophe
By July the announcement comes that FZ will tour Europe in September, and the announcement of the 28 September Ahoy concert comes in late August.
21-9-74 Leeuwarder Courant mentions in a tidbit that FZ cancelled his tour of England, because he feels he's being discriminated by the hall
owners.
30-9-74 HVV
Positive review of concert
30-9-74 Parool
Moderate review of the concert
The concert apparently meant that the resident basketball team had to move to a smaller hall.
1-10-74 Volkskrant
Reviewer refuses to be positive in spite of all the qualities she mentions.
7-10-74 NvhN
Negative review of Roxy
9-11-74 Waarheid
Very negative review of Roxy
16-11-74 Limburgsch Dagblad
Very positive review of Roxy
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1975's done quickly...
Even in 1975 we still find announcements of 200 Motels in cinema! And being prolonged too!
The Noord-Nederlandse Dansgroep frequently shows up in the searches - they had a ballet called Zappa to the music of FZ. They don't appear to be doing
well by 1975, in spite of their successes.
26-4-1975 Parool
FZ is in the courtroom in London over the Royal Albert Hall trial.
Trial is also mentioned in Leeuwarder Courant (3 May 1975)
Announcements for One Size Fits All pop in by late June 1975 in HVV (28-6)
19-7-75 HVV
Curious review: the new record is "actually kind of really very good, but..."
16-8-75 Parool
Adds a large picture to the review, which contains no judgment and only a vague description of what to expect.
23-8-75 Limburgsch Dagblad
"Pretty music but we've heard it before."
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1976:
In January it's announced FZ will perform on March 6th in Jaap Edenhal Amsterdam.
8-3-76 Telegraaf
Raving review of the concert
8-3-76 HVV
Not too inspired review, but with an interesting interview that'll be translated later.
8-3-76 Parool
Tired review, mentions it's a sell-out
8-3-76 Volkskrant
Negative review but makes a positive note about The Torture Never Stops.
9-3-76 Volkskrant
Bored interview, may be translated but I'm not sure if it's worth it
13-3-76 Leeuwarder Courant
Quotes the anti-stupidity line from the VOlkskrant interview.
Ok so I'll translate it.
16-3-76 Volkskrant
Two men write an angry letter about the review that ends with: "she doesn't have to love Zappa's music but that's no reason to write a misguiding
article."
25-3-76 NvhN
Article about apparent tax issues at a Swiss concert?
200 Motels is STILL brought back to cinemas!
September: first announcements of Zoot Allures. It cost 18,90 guilders.
29-12-76 Parool
Short review of Zoot, saying Zappa's music has gotten simpler. Also mentions Torture Never Stops as highlight.
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Vollkskrant, 9 March 1976
Frank Zappa, once described as a dying tree wearing suspenders, looks better than ever. Mid-30s and still superslim. When he's praised for it, he
replies: "I've got the feeling I'm always praised for the wrong things, just as I often have the feeling that people put words in my mouth. I'd have
said once that only music can save our world. Well I'm not that naive. Mental support and alot of food. That's what we need if we want to keep this
world liveable."
He reclines in his Amsterdam hotel room and has a bottle of whiskey and a basket of strawberries within reach. He denies stories in the papers that
he'd turn his back to America. Nonsense. His music isn't specifically anti-American, but more anti-stupidity. Zappa: "I'm against stupidity, anywhere
in the world. I'm also anti-hippie, because that to me is a stupid movement, and against all sorts of trends. Flower power, revolutionary students,
they were trends, commercially attractive. After all you could sel underground-magazines in the department stores and they disappeared, like thoe hope
of society's innovators on a new and better world. In the past ten years there have been a lot of politicians preaching the new society, but I tell
you none of those would have been able to lead the people, to govern a state. They all wanted power to be able to suppress others." The only function
that all revolutionary speechers and movements from the sixties have had in Zappa's eyes, was constructing a new trend. "The trend to stop looking for
ecstacy in dancing clubs with the twist, but on the street with a Che Guevara portrait in your arms."
America is now caught in the trend of reveals in papers. Zappa doesn't feel they're revealing in order to inform the public, but just as means to sell
more papers. And: "We know very little and America won't be a pure country until we know everything. The presidents of America aren't just responsible
for burglaries, spying cases and political assassinations, but also for many murders that are committed in the street every day. Things won't be
earnest until the papers publish on that. Now we only know some little things and when this trend passes, things will just be like with previous
trents, in the garbage can."
Zapa has spoken his longest lines. He says that he's tired after five days of boredom in Copenhagen and only answers questions briefly. His current
Mothers, together since August, will probably split after his tour. And did Zappa's audience age with him? Answer: "I've seen younger audience, even
from below 20. I'm a new group to them."
He called pop music a political factor because at the time the pop audience was politically motivated. "Now I play what I play for the people who like
that I play it.
Rock and roll, that's another trend. So what?
Question: Does the return to rock and roll come from a stagnation in musical development? Answer: There is no stagnation.
And Zappa could continue with this similar ping-pong game for hours, if at that moment a band member hadn't walked in with the toys that Zappa had
sent him out to get. It will be part of a new act. A toy poodle he'd asked for, isn't there.
BBP - 18-12-2017 at 18:13
8 March 1976: Het Vrije Volk
Zappa: Only interested in work and women, by Frank van Dijl
AMSTERDAM - "It's a good life, always on the road. I like to keep myself busy, to have fun." Zappa may tell this for the millionth time. He does it
without persuasion, but not unfriendly. He hasn't been home since September. One more week and then this world tour ends.
We meet him in his suite in the Amsterdam Pullitzerhotel. That evening he'll be playing the Jaap Edenhal, the day after he's in Brussels. "Yesterday,
we had a free day," he says. "Well, free... We spent six hours in a bus until we were here. I don't really have spare time. I don't calculate spare
days, but spare hours." Those scarce hours when Zappa doesn't have to work, are spent in his hotel room. He doesn't do sight-seeing. He says: "I'm not
interested in countries. I'm only interested in my work and in women, in that order. A tour is not a vacacion."
When he gets back home, Zappa will take a 40-head strong orchestra to the studio to make a new album. There are no plans for touring that orchestra.
"That's too tricky. We talked about it, but the problems are huge. We did a concert in Los Angeles though.
Small Band
The group that played Amsterdam on Saturday was the smallest Zappa ever led. Besides himself there were only four musicians in the Mothers.
"It's easy to travel with a small band. Besides it gives me the opportunity to play more guitar. Oh, I could easily make one record a year and walk
around the rest of the time, but I like touring. I can do it as long as I like it. When it stops being fun, I'll quit."
"You feel poorly sometimes, then it's difficult to play, but you still have to do it."
Film plans
After the failure of 200 Motels, Zappa hasn't made anymore movies. Are there plans in that direction?
Zappa: Yes, I'll tell you more about it when it's done. By the way, I made a TV show. It was aired in France. It's available for The Netherlands."
Attention programme managers!
When the conversation goes to the topic of girls, the tour manager tells via the record company representative that this subject is not accepted. At
the time, Zappa is explaining that Danish women aren't his style. I wonder why not.
BBP - 18-12-2017 at 20:27
8-1-77 HVV
Ultra-brief Zoot review
8-1-77 Limburgsch Dagblad
Very positive Zoot review
13-1-77 Parool
Announces FZ concert on 5 Feb, in Jaap Edenhal Amsterdam
31-1-77 NVHN
Negative Zoot review
4-2-77 NVHN
FZ interview, translation of an interview by Peter J Boyer
5-2-77 HVV
Picture plus blurb of FZ and John Smothers
7-2-77 Telegraaf
Positive review of concert
7-2-77 NRC
Moderately positive review of concert
7-2-77 Parool
Positive concert review
7-2-77 Volkskrant
The same Elly de Waard who gave such a vile review people wrote in, has now written a glowing review of this concert!
Even in 1977, 200 Motels is still in cinema!
14-4-77 Telegraaf and Volkskrant
I'm not sure what to think about this Viva ad, that uses its Zappa interview to boost sales.
Anyway Zappa is quoted: "The Osmonds give you sugar. I give you sex."
(Looks like I'm going to have to read the Viva... )
BBP - 18-12-2017 at 21:03
1978
Amid the showings of 200 Motels, there's an announcement of a Zappa concert on 13-2.
The NRC of 10 Feb mentions the trouble with Warner Brothers.
14-2-78 Waarheid
Negative concert review
14-2-78 HVV
Bored review of the concert, mentions poor acoustics of Ahoy'
14-2-78 NRC
Positive review, lauding Adrian Belew and mentions it's another sell-out.
14-2-78 Parool
Bored review
15-2-78 Telegraaf
Positive review mentions Zappa's position towards Ahoy', mentions the forced break that he definitely didn't appreciate, and quotes:
"The managers of this horribe building, of which it was never intended that people'd make music in it, would have charged me 10,000 guilders if I
hadn't agreed with the break. For the commercial at the start of the concert it was 200 dollars. Apparently they don't sell enough beer here."
15-2-78 Trouw
Negative review of the concert.
22-2-78 HVV
Column about the forced break. Spokesperson Jan Leupe is laconic, saying it's clearly printed in the contracts and it would only have costed him 5,500
guilders if he hadn't agreed.
Organizer Acket -Mojo says they're have been higher buy-out prices in Ahoy, and that they adapted the commercial contents to the audience. "Oh, and Mr
Zappa is still left with enough money, don't worry."
A music critic however is very angry about this. "What if a painter who wants to show his work, is told at an exposition: "we like your painting but
because of the space available we'll have to cut it in two and put both halves in a different room. If you don't like it, we'll have to charge
you."
10-5-78 Parool
Unenthusiastic review of ZINY. This would've been a censored version.
There are stories of FZ playing a free concert at Paradiso Amsterdam, but I couldn't find any other records.
In August there are announcements of a pop festival with FZ as main draw, but by September it's cancelled. Interestingly, while Volkskrant knows by 2
September it's cancelled, Trouw announces the festival three days later.
Apparently Studio Tan cost 10,90 guilders.
30-9-78 Trouw
Negative review of Studio Tan hacks on FZ for not mentioning the players.
BBP - 20-12-2017 at 13:38
1979:
Announcements of the upcoming FZ-concert on 27 February
3-2-79 Trouw
Negative and rude review of Sleep Dirt
7-2-79 Parool
Announcement of Sheik Yerbouti
12-2-79 Waarheid
Short review of Sleep Dirt mentioning Zappa's guitar skills
14-2-79 HVV
Article on Zappa's record company issues, the announcement of the concert and the announcement of Sheik Yerbouti, while en passant reviewing Sleep
Dirt and Studio Tan.
28-2-79 HVV
Concert review plus interview, to be translated at a later time
28-2-79 NRC
Review, calls the concert controlled and mentions the skill of the other musicians.
28-2-79 Parool
Interview, to be translated later. Also an elated review a few pages further
1-3-79 Telegraaf
Calls the concert sleep-inducing.
1-3-79 Trouw
Have apparently gotten a different music to do FZ: this one calls the concert captivating.
1-3-79 Volkskrant
Now he's drowned in his own perfection?
Same reviewer as before, Elly de Waard
2-3-79 Waarheid
Interview, why didn't I translate this earlier? Coming up!
3-3-79 Trouw
Negative, uninterested review of Sheik
7-3-79 Parool
Glowing review of Sheik
9-3-79 NVHN
Positive review of Sheik, although reviewer says he's past his flourishing age.
9-3-79 Volkskrant
Glowing review of Sheik
17-3-79 Limburgsch Dagblad
Glowing review of Sheik
March 79: announcement of new Zappa album in pipeworks
14-4-79 Article about making radio, mentions "you can't make any money on Zappa"
9-6-79 Trouw
Makes a jab at Orchestral Favorites
13-6-79 Parool
Calls Orchestral Favorites a collector's item for the fans
16-6-79 Amigoe
Very positive review of Sheik
26-9-79 Parool
Glowing review of Joe's Garage Act 1
6-10-79 Telegraaf
Nina Hagen mentions in an interview she wants to make an opera with FZ
19-12-79 Parool
Glowing review of Joe's Garage Act 2+3
BBP - 20-12-2017 at 19:41
28 Feb 1979
interview by Roelfien Sant'
...and Zappa goes on...
Frank Zappa was in the country for his annual Netherlands concert. A sympathetic, aging man, with a dated ponytail in the back of his neck, greying at
the temples. Frank Zappa, master of underground-music, as we said in the sixties. A father of two with a luxury villa in a nice deserted area in
California. He's 38.
Frank Zappa is late. He had to come from France with the bus he rented for this European tour. The fog was to blame. Fifteen minutes too late, he
arrives with a Mercedes with a little bit built in it. A much too large car for Zappa's posture.
He has a press conference. His concert in the Rotterdam Ahoy hall is sold out, he doesn't need the publicity. Willingly he answers the questions from
the specialized pop journalists, because that is part of his trade. He doesn't appear to enjoy it.
Specialists ask for specialized questions. Who played on his last album Sheik Yerbouti. Which guitars he used, which strings he hit in which song...
in short, no questions about the man Zappa. The man who tours Europe at age 38. To spend hours in buses and perform for an audience with an age-wise
average that could be his kids, in cold and uncomfortable theatres. He could stay home in paradise-like California and be at home with his wife and
children?
Old
That's not the kind of man Zappa is. On my question why he keeps going on, he says: "It's terribly annoying, such a tour. I've seen all those
countries by now, I've made all those ourneys many times by now, I don't really make contact with the audience. What else can be expected from
Ahoy?
My audience doesn't grow with me. The people who come to my concerts get younger in relation to me. That's normal. People who visited my concerts in
the sixties, have gotten old. They have long beards, maybe they can't even walk anymore and would have to go to the Big Event in a wheelchair. They
won't do that. They prefer to stay at home in an armchair. My records sound a lot better on their excellent stereo equipment than in that hall. I've
made some very good live albums too. My audience does grow, that's true.
Music doesn't innovate itself. I change, and youg people like what I make now, or a year ago. That's why they buy my records. As for why they come to
my show, that's something different. I think 50% come because they have nothing better to do. A Zappa concert beats watching TV or getting drunk in a
bar. Pure entertainment. The rest came for the entertainment, liked it then and will be motivated to come next year. The older ones quit, but I
explained that.
Disgusting
Somebody asks if it's true that the songs on his albums Studio Tan, Live Zappa In New York and Dirt Sleep, were intended for the LP Zoot Allures.
Zappa, skinny, silk shirt under his woollen sweater, sipping coffee, sits up straight. A difficult question. He explains grumpily that he switched
record companies, that his old record company publishes tapes with his music but without his permission, and without paying him or his musicians even
one dime.
He made the tapes at his own expenses and never gave permission to publish them. A civil case against these practices have little avail in California,
because they can take three to four years, and he can't wait for that. Nevertheless, he adds, "that company is doing its best to ruin my good name.
Take the covers they put on the records. I've rarely seen anything that disgusting."
It's true that the tapes were made between 1974 and 1976, and that they were intended for Zoot Allures. Zoot Allures was published, and we didn't let
out those tapes for nothing. Nothing funny about it.
Whether he's still influenced by jazz and classical music, and how does he feel about current rock & roll music?
Zappa: "Yes, who isn't influenced? Don't ever say I make new music. In the early twenties, some musicians sort of did what I do now. Nobody really
makes original music. That's not what people attend my concerts for.
Although I really like it best, I don't play much guitar during this tour. The audience doesn't ask for it. The people come to hear songs they know,
of which they know the words, so they can sing along. There's no place for experiments on stage. That's why I often sit next to the band on this tour
to see how they do it, and they do it well.
The audience expects me to sing the familiarsongs. That's why they paid their money, so that's what I do. I'm not a flake. That's a word we use in
California for people who don't do what you expect them to do. Like a guy who comes to fix the TV, who talks the talk and charges a lot for repairs -
and repairs badly because the set blows up the next day. Or the man who fixes your burst waterpipe for a lot of money and ruins it to the extent you
need all your pipes replaced. I sing about someone like that on Sheik Yerbouti.
Zappa is tired of the press conference. Someone who saw the concert in Brussels and criticizes Terry, replacer of legendary MOI-member Napoleon, is
grilled. How dares he say that Terry sings worse than Napoleon, he's a lot better. You come with me, then you can tell him all that criticism
yourself, Frank suggests.
The journalist agrees, but afterwards Zappa leaves the fancy Okura hotel with only his Irish bodyguard, who was rented in London just for this tour.
He leaves us with saying that he still likes going on tour. "There are some nasty things, like all those press conferences with all the questions of
journalists. But the performances are always great and we often have fun afterwards. It still beats a nine to five job."
*Article isn't too spiffy aside from the obvious snafus and the large reply of biting sarcasm that went completely unnoticed. Besides that, the author
often starts out a phrase in 3rd person, only to turn it into a quote halfway.
BBP - 20-12-2017 at 20:46
Het Vrije Volk of 28 Feb 1979 has this on the front page, by Louis du Moulin:
Frank Zappa the conductor. The American alround artist led his concert last night in the nigh sold out Ahoy more with his baton than with his guytar.
In the regular way, with agitated and sometimes obscene (yes he still does those) and a handful of longer guitar solos, he didn't stand out in any way
from his eight colleagues, with whom he formed an excellent and balanced band once again. Though there are officially no breaks in the programme,
Zappa gave himself a couple by occasionally lighting a filter cigarette and pouring a cup of coffee. The same ritual - nip, tuck, nip, tuck - was
performed repeatedly by the ex-Mothers-father during a conference, held in his Amsterdam hotel room the afternoon before. The first impression you get
is that he's not too worried about anything. Not about his strife with WEA, the record company he's arguing with since he moved to CBS (the WEA-branch
Warner Brothers recently published the album Sleep Dirts without Zappa's cooperation), not about the situation back home in LA (where a studio is
built attached to his house in his absence) and not about his future (Zappa, 38 and greying at the temples is by now the nestor among pop musicians).
Zappa on tour only lives for the tour. He doesn't exhaust himself in the day, lives at night, and takes all the inconveniences like interviews like
they are. And is as friendly as possible on top of that.
By now I'm the oldest in the hall. It's just me who ages, my audience, at least the lion's share, has stayed the same age throughout the years. The
ones who bought my early albums aren't in the public anymore. Why? Because they don't feel like being bothered by youngsters who do what they once
did: shout and stand on each other's feet. Sitting at home in a comfy chair, playing a record and being left at all, that's all that generation from
the sixties wants.
The strange thing is the early fans still buy my records. You could say my fandom is growing. But that's all I could say of my audience. Whether it's
more progressive, more alternative than other audiences, I don't know. Their behaviour is a mystery to me.
Take Holland. All the times I've been here, the theatres were packed. Whether there were records out or not. Apparently with faithful fans. On the
other hand, you can't say "you have to tor because there's a new album out, if you do it later no-one will come." You can't expect that a concert
stimulates record sales. People either buy a record or they don't.
Chunga's Revence has been #1 on the album charts for some time in Thailand and Italy. We never had to do anything special for that. And in other
places it didn't do that well.
For now I will continue with making music. I'd prefer it if I could concentrate on studio work and only perform when I like. It hasn't been
financially possible the past few years. You have to make month long tours to keep it all solvable. There is a 50-50 ratio here: I'm on the road for
about 6 months per year, the rest of the time I'm at home in LA.
The nasty thing about all that travelling is you can barely get any work done. I'm usually writing on the bus, if I'm not too puffed, but I rarely do
anything with the ideas.
Just try to find a studio on the way.
I'm not tired of the concerts themselves, not by a long shot. What could be better than a direct contact with your audience? I am fed up with
travelling though. Packing, unpacking, hop out of the hotel you only just warmed up to.
Another language you don't understand, different currency of which you don't know what to do with it... Well that's all right, it's still part of your
work, but that searching at the borders gets worse every year. Passport. Empty your pockets. And your suitcases. Hold on. It makes me so tired.
This kind of surprises eat your spare time too. There you are thinking you change hotels and have dinner, and then you have to have another interview.
It's the same thing with business meetings, they just drop inbetween too.
The other boys aren't as involved with that. They've hit the town, looking for the three mills you have here. Most of them are here for the first time
and want to get to know Holland. I've forgotten all that. You can't do that by sightseeing for two days. There's no point to it. I'll just be going
with them tonight, to see the infamous window women.
Sometimes the hours after a performance are the best hours of the day. Sometimes they're not, then everybody's exhausted and there's nothing to do.
The moments on stage are always worth the trouble. For the few hours of fun you have with playing, you'll deal with all the humdrum of the day.
During a concert I try to replicate my LPs exactly. No more, no less. My experience is that people don't come for complicated things. They only want
to recognize the music. Only with known songs can you see them think "we're enjoying ourselves".
That's why I don't do anything on stage that I don't do on the record. I conduct it, just like in the studio, and I only play my own solos.
I recompile my band every year now. In June I audition the vacancies, which are open for everybody. There's luckily a lot of talent, so I can keep on
looking until I find the person I want. Last summer I tested twenty drummers before I found Vinny (Coliuntha). I was looking for a drummer who could
read music. And those are even more scarce than guitarists who can do that.
Maybe I'll start filming again soon. At least when there's a goodoffer. A few months ago I thought I had a good offer. I was called by a Phonogram
manager in West-Germany who said he was interested in a film. During the meeting in Hamburg it turned out he was only interested in the music. I would
have to present 5 albums of film music before we could get on with it. Then I continued with my own 16mm. Until it was stolen on this tour.
I'm still fighting with Warner Brothers. They released some old tapes under the name "Sleep dirts". Nothing right about that. Originally the album was
to be called Hot Rats 3. They deliberately didn't put on the names of authors and personnel because of the publication rights that would have to be
paid.
I didn't receive any money for that LP. No royalties, no musician's salaries... All my investments they're harvesting now. And did you see the cover?
Not my style is it?
Oh well, at least I'm not in as much trouble as your queen. She's a living commercial sacrifice.
BBP - 21-12-2017 at 01:04
19-1-1980 Parool
"It's a music film, with some conversations and animations. No, there's not really a story, but it does have continuity, because if you use existing
material and put it in the right order, you can get far."
This is how Zappa explains his new film Baby Snakes, after a song from his double album Sheik Yerbouti. Zappa was in our country for two days to
direct our attention towards his brand new movie. It's unclear when the Dutch premiere is.
The Amsterdam cinema The Movies was rented for a private showing to a group of interested people, who keenly responded to the invitation. After all, a
man like Zappa doesn't show a project like this every day. The "Leonard Bernstein of rock", as The New York Times called him once, was guest of honor
himself, but that didn't stop him from working as host and doorman for all those present.
It's been nine years since the premiere of Zappa's first film. That was 200 Motels, a highly ambitious film, directed by Tony Palmer and starring
Ringo Starr and the late Who-drummer Keith Moon. In it, Zappa gave a satirical perspective of the life of a rock group on the road, packed with dozens
of verbal and visual jokes. That grand cinematic happening, for which the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra was rented to aid Zappa on the film's
soundtrack, didn't give Zappa the success he probably expected.
At the start of his career, he was considered to be a ridiculous avant-gardist, nowadays he is a celebrity. A status that considerably eases the
realisation of such plans. And so a very friendly Zappa, whose sharp-cut visage is graced by a modern coupe, visits a few European cities to give
curious journalists a sneak preview. He didn't produce and direct the film for nothing. It's quite a stretch*, I have to say, for Baby Snakes lasts
almost 2 hours 45 minutes, although Zappa intends to shorten the film for European use.
That's not a bad idea, since there's no story in the film. The bulk is a cinematic report of a performance in New York, cut with animations and
several conversations with group members and his body guard. The most impressive are the three-dimensional clay animations. They were made by Bruce
Bickford, who uses these surreal monsters to provide a breathtaking spectacle.
Thefilm seens to me to be interesting for the true Zappa-fans, the people who would go to his concerts. Nor are companies in America eager to publish
the film. It's said that at present Baby Snakes is only played in New York, but Zappa does his best to find a company to distribute the film more
massively.
His visit was also intended to find a distributor here. The Movies was interested straight away, but at the moment it's uncertain when and where the
film will be played here. Zappa-fans in this country will not be completely Baby Snakes-less, because in one of the upcoming showings of Veronica
Totaal, scenes from the film will be showed on TV.
*Stretch has a more negative implication that the phrase "hele zit" that journalist Jim van Alphen uses.
By February a new Zappa album is announced.
Announcement of the May 24 concert. In Trouw, which has published some of his vilest reviews, he's called a musical genius.
27-5-1980 HVV
Elated review of the concert
27-5-1980 Trouw
Highly praising review of the concert
27-5-1980 Volkskrant
Glowing review of the concert
27-5-1980 Parool
Also glowing, but mentions the problem with the small amount of ticket booths in relation to 8000 fans, causing a lot of people to come in late.
Advertisements offering concert boots show up in the papers.
By June 1980 there are announcements for the ill-fated Holland Festival burnout that FZ described in TRFZB. It was to star not only the Residentie
Orkest, but also Nederlands Blazers Ensemble (who almost worked on 200 Motels ten years earlier) and Louis Andriessen's ensemble Hoketus.
Announcements of this pop up in HVV (21-6), Parool (21-6, only mentions Hoketus), Volkskrant (21-6), Telegraaf (23-6, only mentions Hoketus).
15-7-1980 HVV
Announces that FZ will come to conduct at Holland Festival, that Residentie-Orkest will reserve three weeks to study the "hideously difficult" music,
that Zappa'll bring his own rhythm secion, and that Nederlands Blazers Ensemble and Hoketus will also perform Zappa work. The orchestral music (two
pieces of about 20 minutes each) will only be performed in Den Haag because of the long set-up time.
16-7-80 De Waarheid
Similar announcement, mentions FZ will play solo guitar with the orchestra, and reminds us that we're never sure that he'll show up.
8-1-81 Volkskrant
A little article about a book entitled Rock Stars In THeir Underpants, illustrated with the photo of FZ in his underpants.
11-3-81 HVV
The Holland Festival deal has fallen through over finances.
Also in Telegraaf (11-3), Trouw (12-3), NVHN (12-3), Volkskrant (12-3), Limburgsch Dagblad (13-3), NRC (13-3), Parool (13-3).
NVHN mentions that the musicians wanted a share in the LP profits.
9-4-81 Volkskrant
Roberta Alexander, a soprano, says FZ told her: "If you've had enough Richard Strauss, you can come dance with me."
23-4-81 NRC
Interview with Louis Andriessen, who had to hand in some ideas for the Holland Festival (which put him on the center display). One of the ideas he
handed in was FZ with the Residentie Orkest.
13-5-81 Telegraaf
Announcement of upcoming releases TTR, YAWYI and SUAPYG
19-5-81 NRC
Interview with Holland Festival organizer Frans de Ruiter. He expresses regret that the concert didn't work out and cites the money issues. De Ruiter
describes that Louis Andriessen went to FZ to ask him for a piece for Hoketus, and Zappa would do that if he could get some of his symphonic work
performed.
He cites problems with FZ's manager, who was pushing up the expenses ever more. Over the period, they'd drawn up a 1,4 million guilder budget,
mentions on every section there was a $20,000 "miscellaneous" post. And the next day the manager came round to say it should be 1,5 million guilders
because he'd calculated there could be problems with the buses and all.
The music for Nederlands Blazers Ensemble was premiered at the festival though, premiering Envelopes. Reviews were praising.
Need to look for a Frizian music magazine entitled Muze.
29-12-81 Volkskrant
Interview with Nederlands Blazers Ensemble. Apparently because both NBE and Hoketus did some FZ on Holland Festival, the amount of subsidies NBE got
was cut substantially.
BBP - 21-12-2017 at 16:33
FZ's 82 tour isn't as widely announced as previous tours. The concert is May 15th.
Telegraaf calls him a musical alchemist.
Ahoy sold out again. Plus announcement of SATLTSADW.
17-5-82 HVV
Puts announcements of review on the cover.
Praising review of the concert, mentions three encores and the interruption to "stop throwing things on the stage".
17-5-82 NVHN
Positive review but reviewer is not too enthusiastic about FZ's soloing.
17-5-82 NRC
Very positive review
17-5-82 Trouw
Review mentions poor acoustics and Zappa commenting on them. Not too nice review.
17-5-82 Volkskrant
Again the reviewer lets him "drown in complexity"
17-5-82 Parool
"You come for a good time, we'll see what we can do to help you out."
Positive review of the concert
19-5-82 NRC interview, to be posted later
An 26 May 1982 ad in NRC for Vrij Nederland mentions an FZ interview.
5-6-82 Telegraaf
Moderately positive review of Ship
7-7-82 Waarheid
Fait divers about FZ quitting the Geneva concert (on YCDTOSA 5).
7-7-82 Telegraaf
Mention of FZ being on the cover of l'Uomo.
16-7-82 NRC
Injuries at Zappa concert in Palermo
PALERMO-16 July
Zeven cops got injured on Wednesday evening during a concert by American rock musician Frank Zappa in the Sicilian city of Palermo.
The trouble started when a small group of youngsters broke through a fence to get to the stage. When the police tried to push the group back, they
threw bottles and rocks, that caused the injuries. They had to use tear gas to end the riot. Afterwards, the 10,000 concert visitors ran for the
exits.
A second concert by Frank Zappa, who is of Sicilian extraction, has been cancelled.
January 1983:
Zappa is sued by concert agent Paul Acket, over the 1978 concert in The Hague that was cancelled. Zappa was informed about it too late and demanded
his salary. Zappa was awarded 70,000 guilders, but Acket appealed. The announcement of the high court treatment of the case appears in all the papers:
NRC, Volkskrant, Parool, Trouw, Waarheid, Amigoe...
10-6-83 Trouw
Zappa's had enough of performing in Europe, one article writes.
11-6-83 NVHN
A brief collection of Zappa in The Netherlands, basically a summary of interviews I'm translating here, but with some interesting additions:
Mentions that at the end of the 1979 concert, the audience went out to find it had snowed, and a snowball fight erupted.
Quotes from an interview with Elly de Waart in Vrij Nederland: "If the audience is in a funeral mood, you know you're in Rotterdam." After that a
tirade against Dutch musicians from the same VN interview.
18-6-83 Volkskrant
Article about Valley Girls.
18-6-83 Volkskrant
Threeway review of TMFU, LSO 1 and Rare Meat.
Rare Meat is liked best, the other two, well...
8-7-83 Amigoe
Review of TMFO, mentions it's expensive and that there are weak tracks (Dangerous Kitchen and Jazz Discharge Party Hat) but is highly appreciative of
the instrumentals
24-9-83 Telegraaf
Mentions conflict between record label Rhino and FZ.
15-10-1983 NVHN
Interview with Tom Waits, who once opened for FZ: "It was a disaster, a hall filled with college students with high foreheads yelling "far out" all
the time."
29-10-83 Volkskrant
Mentions Zappa suing Warner Brothers for giving him incorrect sales data. The same case is mentioned in Telegraaf (5-11)
January 1984:
Announcements of Boulez's concert in France.
15-6-84 NRC
Conversation between composer Reinbert de Leeuw (one of the Hand and one of the three composers who was shown the initial score of 200 Motels) and
composer Louis Ferron contains the following:
F: "Besides that I'd like contemporary music that has a broader appeal without getting populistic.
DL: The scale of music runs from Frank Zappa to Xenakis..."
F: "Zappa might approach that strange ideal I have, but I don't see enough of it,"
DL: "Perhaps that's because you know too little about music."
Announcements that Zappa will return to Ahoy', on 16 Sep, ticket prices are 25 guilders.
10-9-84 Volkskrant
Appreciative review of the concert in Forest National, Brussels
Mentions troubes with CBS. Mentions Napoleon Murphy Brock was fired because Zappa caught him using cocaine. Played songs like Chunga, Slime, TIny
Lights, YAWYI, Mudd Club, Advance Romance, Muffin Man, Bobby Brown, Keep It Greasy, Honey Don't You Want A Man Like Me, He's So Gay, Camarillo Brillo,
Cosmic Debris, Filthy Habits and Whippin Post.
14-9-84 NRC
Positive review of the Brussels concert
17-9-84 HVV
Caption under the review's picture reads: "Before Zappa's bodyguard John Smothers started to hunt photographer Rob Verhorst, this man (RV) managed to
make this action-photo of the pop phenomenon.
Review mentions that FZ really didn't want to play Europe but he decided to because of record company trouble.
Excellent concert.
17-9-84 Parool
Positive review of the concert. Extra mention for Chad Wackerman's drum solo.
18-9-84 Waarheid
Positive review: "For the audience that didn't get its enthusiasm until the end, I think this was a memorable concert. At least for yours truly, one
important facet was that Zappa was having so much fun he choked on his own jokes. Much to the entertainment of the audience and the other band
members."
18-9-84 Trouw
Bored review.
Sept 84: 200 Motels in cinema again!
20-10-84 Article on FZ in NVHN, about his current projects with interview translations.
15-11-84 De Waarheid
Attempts to review Them Or Us "more of the same" and Perfect Stranger "out of our league as pop journalists."
30-11-84 Volkskrant
Negative review of Them Or Us
7-12-84 Amigoe
Positive review of Them Or Us
8-12-84 Telegraaf
Story and photographic evidence of Zappa signing a prosthetic leg.
BBP - 21-12-2017 at 17:45
The Mothers' trial against Frank Zappa gets an article in HVV (9-2-85) and Telegraaf (5-3-85)
PMRC is given attention in Telegraaf (17-9-85), Aigoe (21-9-85), Volkskrant (21-9-85), Telegraaf (24-9-85), Volkskrant (5-10-85).
12-12-85 Limburgsch Dagblad
Announcement for the fan day in Eindhoven's Effenaar, organized by Guus Veldhuis. Veldhuis ran the fan day for almost 20 years.
Announcement of FZ meets MOP, in Telegraaf (18-12), Trouw (27-12), Parool (27-12), Volkskrant (28-12)
10-1-86 Leeuwarder Courant
Longer article on FZ and the PMRC.
18-1-86 HVV
Similar article to the one in Leeuwarder Courant
23-1-86 HVV
The same article they printed five days earlier.
24-1-86 Parool
Article about PMRC also mentions MOP.
5-2-86 Telegraaf
Announces that Zappa's discography will be released on CD.
8-2-86 Waarheid
Article about PMRC and MOP.
26-3-86 Telegraaf
Article on FZ preventing the powers-that-be to put a warning sticker on Does Humor Belong In Music?
12-4-86 HVV
Blurb on FZ as a drug dealer in Miami Vice
A horse with Zappa in its name is making this job unappealing.
The December 1986 issue of Vinyl has a Zappa interview.
22-12-86 NRC
Long article about the Zappa-day and Guus Veldhuis.
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Telegraaf 26-3-1986: by Jip Golsteijn
Frank Zappa fighting for the speechless
Rocker speaks in the senate
Zappa is back on the war path. This time, the 45-year-old Italian American is battling a new kind of censorship - using labels on the cover to order
records into categories of "damaging effects". In his twenty-year-long career, Zappa has pulled quite a few tricks and has shown he doesn't have much
respect for authority. This time he had a lecture in Senate.
Amsterdam/Los Angeles, Saturday
Frank Zappa was the first victim of the new conservative movement that grips his motherland.
"European Version," it says in big black letters on the red bordered yellow label on his last LP, Frank Zappa Meets The Mothers Of Prevention. In
America it says "X", to signify the filthy or violent side of the record.
As one of the first American rockers to suffer that fate, Zappa battled institutes like "The Daughters Of The American Revolution" and the so-called
"Moral Majority", usually televangelists, in the American Senate.
Zappa had prepared for an intellectual war, but the level of discussion was very disappointing. "Nobody seemed to have even a vague idea of how the
music industry works, or even what rock & roll meant for American culture. By the way, I found one peculiar ally in Washington. Donny Osmond
(Mormon, the good boy of rock n roll, one of the favourites of bourgeois America along with his brothers and sisters) said he was opposed to labelling
records, because he'd doubtlessly be in the most innocent category and that would be a commercial death."
Zappa was realistic enough to understand that senators like Ernest Hollings of South Carolina ("if I could find a constitutional way to get rid of
it, I would") or Paul Trible of Virginia ("artistic rape") wouldn't be convinced of his good intentions, but he hadn't expected to bounce off a wall
of stupid arrogance as he left LA.
"I should have walked out laughing, but I was raised to respect the personal feelings of your biggest opponent and that you should only battle him
based on arguments.
So I continued my work as spokesperson for the speechless, and waited with laughing until I got home. Although by that time it sounded quite
nervously."
"If I have one reputation, it's that I fight back. I've permantly been involved in dozens of judicial procedures. I fight them all until the end, even
for little money, because I have to live off music, and that's what obligates me to turn every tidbit into a principle."
Is it wishful thinking or does Frank Zappa still have a warm spot for The Netherlands?
"It's chilled considerably after all the misery I went through a few years ago with the Residentieorkest in The Hague. That wanted to take me hostage
artistically by demanding royalties of the record we were going to make. They were already paid for the execution, so their demand was not in relation
to reality, which they admitted by asking for payment under the table. *Shortly after we were booked for a festival in The Hague that fell through. So
did the payment. I took the organizer to Dutch court, who agreed with me. I'm waiting for the verdict of the appeal court, five years later, but by
now I'm used to that.
Accountants lawyers and second-hand car dealers have taken over the music industry. In the old days, even the gangsters who controlled the business
loved music. They were wise enough to see that their future depended on the people who made music. Now it's quickly *stieken, cash in quickly, get out
quickly. Now nobody wants to listen to your tape if you don't look good enough for MTV, and you quickly don't look good enough if you don't look like
Prince or Billy Idol. I'm the last one who still battles that - the prettiest music is made by the ugliest people - but almost everybody adapts.
America as a nation has spent slightly over 200 years doing business, but they haven't been able to do anything with culture yet. You're the best if
you sell the most. The industry hasn't yet found a way to buy Oscars - or else Spielberg had gotten some - but Grammies are for sale to the highest
bidder. CBS spent a few million last year to get a handful for Toto, but now that that investment hasn't yielded results, the well-fed 30-somethings
of that group are in the studio to ruin the records of young, enthusiastic newbies with their musical wallpaper.
I sued CBS myself because they'd consequently pay me no, or too little royalties on my overseas sales. They claim it's extremely hard to check them,
because there aren't just civilised countries like The Netherlands that pays off its international debts and never allows a mouse in its exported
beer, but also less civilised like the Philippines and uncivilised like the Soviet Union, where author's rights don't exist, because any creative
talent belongs to the people.
But I'm convinced that, if CBS does business with them, such countries are more civilised than CBS lets its artists believed. That's why I want to see
how civilised those countries are in CBS's books!"
"The only reason why rock & roll exists is its vitality. Rock & roll thirty years ago had barely any musical quality, but it was compensated
by life foce. Black life force, mind you. And that's where the problem was. That couldn't be tolerated by society as a whole. Then the boys with the
suits and the cigars came, and they knew what to do: find white guys who could sort of do what the black guys did, and if they start to look too much
like black guys, then replace them with clean-cut white guys. That's how Otis Blackwell's work was made famous by Jerry Lee Lewis, and was he replaced
by Fabian."
After his speech in Senate, Zappa continued it in his own way. He used the most extreme quotes from the hearing in the 12 minute piece Porn Wars.
"I wrote the song in the plane on the way home. I can write songs anywhere and everywhere. If somebody tells me an interesting story, it IS almost a
song.
* Concert was to take place in 1978.
* Stieken is a typo but I'm not sure what Golsteijn intended here.
BBP - 21-12-2017 at 23:56
NRC Handelsblad Wednesday May 19th 1982
By Peter Koops
Bitter musician Frank Zappa has had it with his comedian image
He who experiments, finds himself at a closed door.
The American singer, guitarist and composer Frank Zappa gave a concert on Saturday in a sold-out Ahoy-hall, where he could again prove his fame as one
of the most versatile avant-garde pop musicians. Shortly after the performance, Peter Koops spoke with him.
Frank Zappa's excentricity and superior complatency can be experienced as a highly tiring, even unmanageable attitude. Those who see past that and
accept his wondrous aberrations that show sharp senses, have kept the institute Zappa going for fifteen yeark In that period, he got more and more
significance as a dry comic than as an earnest musician, and that starts to nab at him.
Which is why Zappa posed more as an orchestra leader and instrumentalist in the Rotterdam Ahoy last night, and kept his obscene puns and sharp humour
to himself. Perhaps that's why Zappa is in this conversation, rather bitter, business-like and full of self-pity.
Does he think that with Shut Up And Play Your Guitar he got more acknowledgement as a guitarist?
FZ: "Not really. The reviews were positive, but the sales of Sheik Yerbouti, my best-selling album so far, wasn't made by a long shot. It's more of an
underground-hit."
On the cover of Shut Up you hold it to the critics that they ignore your playing. Why?
"I've been in this business for seventeen years, and when I look at the paper mill that has been written about me, I have to conclude that the number
of times people mention I also happen to play guitar, is neglectible.* People come up to me and ask me what instrument I play, and even IF I play an
instrument. My wife was shopping on the LA market. She signs a check with my name, and the sales person looks at her and shouts: "Frank Zappa? The
comedian?"
Did you change your onstage attitude in order to get rid of that image?
"No, we do a different show everywhere. What we did on Saturday was especially for a Dutch audience, because in my opinion they were always much more
open towards my instrumental work. Every city has a different audience, I adapt myself to that. You know that there'll be a lot of noisy American
soldiers in the Hamburg audience. Then I play more songs. When the audience behaves as if it visits a morgue, you know you're in Rotterdam."
Accountants
The new song that was played at the Concert, We're Turning Again, may be seen as an ode to Jimmi Hendrix, but it more relates to the reactionary
policy of American radio stations. They only play hits and cover versions of hits. The American radio is, according to him, in much worse shape than
it was 20 years ago. This frustrates Zappa.
"If a society leaves the artistic reign to a bunch of accountants, then society is in big trouble. The American mass media are being obsessed by one
sole desire, and that's to play safe. That *trader's mentality smashes the foundations the arts are baded on. The experimenters only find closed
doors. Even for me, the chances of being heard are slim. America will turn back to the Middle Ages. The only thing missing is the Plague, but all in
good time..."
Zappa is known for letting his musicians, even if he's been working with them for years, reaudition every time.
"That's true. Ike Willis for instance (worked on his last vinyl Drowning Witch - ed) can sing like an angel, but he's not a good instrumentalist. He
knows my material very well, but for this band I needed musicians, who could play complicated material like Envelopes and Strictly Genteel. If you
change only one element in the band, the entire feeling changes. A band is more than a group of musicians. It's a chemical connection, in which some
people sometimes don't fit. Before I go on tour I want to be sure that everybody can get along, that they all have this click. The younger musicians I
work with now were the best at the time of the auditions, so they got the job. Steve Vai could have gotten that job a lot earlier, but he was too
young to tour. It would only have given us trouble."
Plastic fishing rod
Zappa tells a small anecdote about another singer who was recruited for the Drowning Witch record, Lisa Popeil. He's been annoyed by American TV
commercials for years, and expecially by one company that makes plastic items. Kitchen gadgets mainly, but also a completely flimsy,
retractable-to-pocket-size plastic fishing rod, the Pocket Fisherman.
"I couldn't stomach that thing anymore. So I was surprised when Lisa came to me at one of my auditions, Ed Mann, who knew my irritations, was
introduced to me as "This is the daughter of the man who designed the Popeil Pocket Fisherman." Anyway, Lisa turned out to be enrolled in an opera
education. Because she can't sing rock & roll, only a few songs, like Teenage Prostitute, were suitable for her voice. I'll save the rest for
future LPs.
Youth is something that always occupies the mind of 41-year-old Zappa, but he denies this has become an obsession.
"By studying the behaviour of teenagers, you discover that many people who think they act like grown-ups, act really adolescent. In America, where
acting young has become a lifestyle, it's even more obvious. When I use youth culture in my lyrics, people will understand better what I'm talking
about. The more you talk about "serious" stuff, the less people are interested."
Why was your part in the Holland Festival cancelled?
"Because you can't trust Dutch businessmen. I was already tried once, because a Dutch concert promoter refused to pay me salary. The judge agreed with
me, but I still haven't seen any money. For as far as the Residentieorkest is concerned, a sturdy and reliable organization I thought, it turned out
that when the deal to perform with the orchestra had been sealed, the hurt ego of the musician's union had played up. The orchestra wanted a share in
the author's rights of a possible recording. That to me was unheard of. There was no reason to assume that that record would even sell. Besides I
would pay anything, from the recording costs to the musician's salary. When I make a deal, I keep my end, and when anybody changes that deal on such
short notice and tries to force me, that's where I get out. Then I say "fuck you guys," get bent."
"You can act all nice with your wooden shoes and your Edam cheese, but I know you're just the same frauds as all the other nefarious businessmen. I've
totally had it with the Dutch trading spirit and I hope they'll never perform any of my orchestral works in this country. Not with me and not without
me. I'll tell you this: I'll have it put in my will that not a single Dutch orchestra gets permission to play my work, ever."
"Later, Envelopes was performed by the Nederlands Blazersensemble, but I had no trouble with that. I was just asked for some music. I fulfilled that
request. I wasn't paid a thing. The woodwind ensemble played it and I understood it didn't go that well.* I just did my job and that was it. "
Zappa distances himself explicitly from the myths that surround him in the pop press. Still, giving interviewsis the only way for him to get word of
his records around.
"But interviews are changed, cut short or altered in other ways, and often penned in a different language. Isn't it logical that they think I'm a
maniac."
*A large quantities of the reviews I read and mention in this topic, mention Zappa's soloing.
*I'm not sure how to translate back the word "gruttersmentaliteit". The word "grutter" is a rather undignified sounding word for trader that implies
the trader doesn't exactly have an open mind.
*Reviews on the performances of Envelopes were positive.
BBP - 22-12-2017 at 01:19
Early 1987: The Festival Of Fools, that was to be held in Amsterdam and to feature FZ, is cancelled.
27-5-1987 Telegraaf
Announcement of Zappa's autobiography
26-8-87 Trouw
Apparently the Rotterdam Philharmonic Orchestra intended to play Bogus Pomp by FZ on 4 Sep in De Doelen, but because of the "excessive rental price"
and because the orchestra parts couldn't be delivered on time, the deal fell through.
4-9-87 HVV
Interview with Willem Wijnbergen mentions that the deal fell through because of Zappa's earlier experiences with the Residentieorkest.
4-9-87 Volkskrant
Gives a fuller account: after Zappa replied to the RPO request to play Bogus Pump with a two foot long telex in which Zappa outed his grievances,
there could be negotiated through Gail.
Zappa asked for 1200 dollars in advance, three times as much as usual, and the orchestra couldn't cough it up.
14-10-87 Telegraaf
Blurb about the Libertarian Party wanting FZ for them in the presidential elections.
12-11-87 HVV
Lengthy article about Zappa's albums re-released on CD.
Jan 88: First announcements of FZ coming to NL for the 1988 concert
26-2-88 Trouw
About Zappa offering concert goers the opportunity to get registered to vote.
The concert date is set to May 3, many papers have a short announcement
4-3-88 Amigoe
Mentions FZ winning a Grammy for Jazz From Hell
10-3-88 HVV
Mentions there'll be an extra concert
Later NRC mentions this too.
20-4-88 Telegraaf
Announces Dweezil's My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
22-4-88 NVHN
Moderately positive review of Dweezil's My Guitar...
3-5-88 Trouw
Article about FZ's career up to that point.
4-5-88 NVHN
Review I can't read for some reason
4-5-88 HVV
interview, comes later
4-5-88 NRC
Praising review of the concert
5-5-88 Trouw
Praises the concert, but sneers at the acoustics.
5-5-88 Volkskrant
Raving review of the 4-5 concert
6-5-88 Volkskrant
Press conference, to be translated later
7-5-88 Waarheid
Short report of the press conference and a positive review.
Mentions an unusally mild and friendly FZ, even the "normally stupid Veronica questions are only met with mild sarcasm."
"Do you still want to become president of the USA?"
"Not this week."
12-5-88 HVV
The same report that appeared on May 4th.
28-5-88 Amigoe
Report of the press conference with no new information.
16-9-89 Volkskrant
Moderately positive review of TRFZB
11-11-89 Waarheid
Elated review of TRFZB
BBP - 22-12-2017 at 19:56
May 6 1988, Volkskrant, by Erik van den Berg
Frank Zappa For President...
Green tablecloth, glass of water to the left, flowers to the right, and above that a face that's mainly a bony hooked nose plus moustache. Frank Zappa
has a press conference in Ahoy Tuesday night. In one hour, his band will play for over 7000 visitors in the Rotterdam sports hall, but the 47-year-old
guitarist and composer looks informal and relaxed, as if he just happened to be nearby.
In a good mood, alert and sometimes lethally sarcastic, he answers the press's questions. There's plenty, since it's been a long time since the unruly
phenomenon showed up here.
The level of discussion varies. There are detailed questions about equipment, author's rights and video plans, put up by muttering Zappalogists. But
there's also the very present Maya Eksteen of Veronica (the host of Radio Romantica, a chattering programme about love, sex and romance) who beamingly
fires her questions at the master. They're bounced back from behind the table, equally radiantly.
Why is a 47-year-old father still in the rock & roll business?
Zappa: Because I am trained for this business. I know how to do it now.
Does he still make ugly music?
Malicious grin: Yes.
For ugly people?
No, for everyone who wants to hear it.
The questioner remembers an old poster, Frank Zappa For President. How are things with the plans?
"Not this week."
Somebody else raises a burning question: does Zappa still play guitar? The gifted soloist seemed to be only interested in his Synclavier in the past
few years. Zappa ("I quit playing guitar on 23 December 1984") reassures those present: the instrument has been taken out of the closet, at least for
this tour. "I don't think people would buy a ticket to see me press a big red button with the word "Start" on it.
In the eighties, Zappa profiled himself as composer, partly because the London Symphony Orchestra and conductor Pierre Boulez recorded his work. He
doesn't see himself as a pop musician: "I am a composer who happens to work in the rock n roll business."
But he doesn't really belong in the classical corner either: "A serious composer would have never written a piece like Titties and Beer. That would be
bad for his career."*
That Zappa is appreciative of Edgar Varèse's work is well-known. His low appreciation of minimal music is not a secret either, but how about his
interest in other recently composed music from the United States?
"In the US all composer are minimal music composers these days. They all go mumumumumumumum. Zenakis? Another form of minimal music, as far as I'm
concerned. I only like his composition for cello solo.
At least as provoking (and less debatable) is Zappa's political statements. In the programme book they sell at the concerts, he lurges at
televangelists and their grip on American politics. He views the presidential candidates with equal scepsis: Jesse Jackson is a minus and a fraud, who
lied that Martin Luther King died in his arms and so crawled over corpses* to make his career. And George Bush?
"George Bush was once a CIA member. You join a club like that for life. If you put Bush in the White House, you put the CIA in the White House."
At the hands of the Veronica-team, the political commenter changes into a regular pop star. At their request he mumbles an ad in the Veronica
microphone: "This is Frank Zappa for Countdown..." After all he's trained for the rock n roll-business.
*At this point I wish FZ knew Mozart's Leck Mich Im Arsch for 6 voices, K231
*Dutch proverb, to go over corpses, over lijken gaan. Pushing things through without consideration of ethics.
BBP - 22-12-2017 at 20:48
Het Vrije Volk, 4 May 1988, by Louis du Moulin
Music addiction is what keeps Frank Zappa in his trade
The maestro adds a new dimentsion to himself (and the Beatles, Led Zeppelin and Ravel) in Ahoy, that's "not really made for his music."
ROTTERDAM - Saying and doing were two things for Frank Zappa last night. At the press conference right before his concert in Ahoy', the versatile
American pop phenomenon let us know that he won't be using his synclavier, his favourite toy of late that makes all musicians surplus in the studio.
Nevertheless, one hour later, overseen by his 11 band members, he went to work fiercely with this magic box. A joke, if not a little something to make
amends with the dozens of journalists and Zappalogists who were allowed to attend this event.*
At the question spot, Zappa rarely displayed the form he always shows to his (7500) fans. The eagerness to start discussions was initially barely
present with the 47-year-old Groucho Marx Of Rock, and when after twenty minutes he finally became more relaxed, the communication was interrupted by
the tour manager. No spicy or sarcastic remarks towards, for instance, our queen, like he did in the past. He did quickly outline his view on the
upcoming American presidential elections.
"Bush in the White House means the coming of CIA, his previous employer, which only has jobs for life. Michael Dukakis isn't right either, although he
didn't do too badly as financial manager in Massachusetts. And Jesse Jackson? He's a fraud. After Martin Luther King was shot, he ran out on the
street to yell "He died in my arms." Which couldn't be true, because he wasn't there. What an opportunist," says Frank Zappa, who let it be known not
to be on the market for America's highest office. "Not this week anyway. When? I'll think hard about that next week."
A similar thought couldn't last too long, in view of another confession: "I can only go fifteen to twenty minutes without music." His fans - in The
Netherlands they're almost all 20+ - don't have to fear for reduction of his enormous productivity.
"This is my job. I've been doing this for 23 years and I know exactly what to do."
Frank Zappa knows his value for rock history.
"My influence has mainly been that on the records I worked with techniques of which people who didn't go to music school, wouldn't know it was
possible. You can say I've been more important to musicians than to the average audience that I could never really reach through radio and TV."
Regarding other present-day composers, Zappa thinks he's already one step ahead.
"Because I'm active in all styles, and that in rock business. I tour like a rock artist, play in rock halls like this indoor cycling course that
wasn't made for my music."
The LA-based all-rounder is at ease with the label pop usician, because for almost a quarter century it has given him the desired complete artistic
freedom. Which resulted in a catalog of around fifty quirky albums (many doubles among them), that by now have been rereleased on compact disk.
There's not one colleague that could say the same.
Zappa has realized he will always be the main promotor of his own work. "Orchestras don't give a chance to new repertoire. It's as costly to pick it
up as the well-known classical work. And for those guys that has the advantage that their performance will be compared to the ones that are known
already. In short, it gives them something to talk about. People tend not to know what to say about new work. I wouldn't like it if I, as a composer,
would have to receive such an insincere applause. That's why I'd rather not give out my music."
He on the other hand loves to delve in the archives of others. For this Broadway The Hard Way-tour it has meant variations on Beatles-classics
(Norwegian Wood, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, I'm The Walrus), Led Zeppelin's Stairway To Heaven and Ravel's Bolero. In his own words: "I added a
new dimension to it. Why would the Beatles be so good nobody could touch their repertoire? Why can't anyone piss on their shoes? And Stairway To
Heaven now has something it always needed: humour."
In spite of his urge to synclavierism, Zappa stays faithful to the guitar. His latest studio project (Frank Zappa: Guitar) indicated this, and the
second half of the concert proved it: olenty of songs were given long, tough solos. "Back again" could also be said from the firm 5-man strong wind
section.
Rotterdam got much more than any other stop with the 2,5 hour concert. On top of that, the cheerful Zappa promised more for tonight, when - as usual -
the content will be completely different. The hinting towards tomorrow happened just a little too often to stay funny. In other words: tickets are
still available.
*Author uses the word "audiëntie", which you would use for an official visit to the king or president.
BBP - 23-12-2017 at 11:36
Apparently a January 1990 issue of Elsevier had an interview with FZ. In a magazine review by Trouw on 18 Jan 1990, he's quoted:
Q Does rock music still develop itself in your opinion?
A "You could say that a total collapse is a development. Rock 'n roll has mainly become a method for advertising sodas."
23-1-90 HVV
Photo of Havel meeting FZ
23-1-90 NvhN
Same photo
10-5-90 NVHN: apparently a police dog named Frank Zappa found a burglar at a department store.
19-5-90 Volkskrant
Article about FZ: meeting Havel, FZ coming to Neth in May 1990 to have a lecture at the International Music & Media Conference. Followed by a
short bio and information about recent releases, and an announcement of the upcoming Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life.
2-6-90 Volkskrant
Report on the music conference: Zappa cancelled due to illness.
20-12-90 HVV
FZ on the front page and in a large article to announce the upcoming Co de Kloet radio show. Announcements are also in Parool, NVHN and NRC a day
later.
21-12-90 HVV
Zappa on the plans to have a school named after him: "In light of the miserable state of education they'd be better off naming the school after
Reagan."
NVHN of the same day also posts some fragments of the interview:
(about his efforts to get youngsters to register to vote
"In Philadelphia, Washington DC and Detroit the local politicians tried to keep us from registering. The Republican posers expected that only young
Democrats would come to the concerts. I thought that was pathetic. These people don't want democracy, they want to maintain their own position."
About the Gulf crisis:
"It's an Arabian problem that must be solved by Arabs. But if there's a problem in the world, the American government pounces on it and sends up
hundreds of thousands of American soldiers. They say they send them to save democracy, but that's not true. The only reason is oil. It's definitely
not about democracy, since both Kuwait and Saudi-Arabia weren't democracies, but totalitary states."
If there's a war, Zappa expects more trouble for Americans than during Vietnam. "The US is not nearly as well-prepared. The weaponry they sent there
isn't suitable for the task. It was for a war in Europe, for a war in low temperatures and with autobahnen and not for heat and sand. They have a
special tank there, that uses 25 lites of fuel to a mile. I'd like to know how they keep that tank filled in the desert. There aren't any gas
stations, like on the Autobahn."
He also outs his views on musical censorship in the US, tells about his encounter with the deceased conductor and composer Leonard Bernstein and talks
about his colleagues and musical preferences.
Parool of this date also has a large article about the show:
Q If you were a journalist who had to interview president Bush, what would be your first question?
FZ: George, who do you think you are kidding?
BBP - 23-12-2017 at 21:27
2-4-91 Volkskrant
Article about upcoming Beat The Boots
12-6-91 Telegraaf
Interview with Dweezil about Confessions. Translation on request.
17-8-91 Parool
Quotes FZ's greet to the people of The Netherlands:
"Fuck you, guys."
19-8-91 Parool
FZ mentioned in a Swedish interview he considered running for president in 1992. Warrants an article.
19-10-91 Volkskrant
Jan Hoet, artistic leader of Documenta (an contemporary art exhibition in Kassel, Germany), intended to ask FZ for a composition
26-10-91 Volkskrant
Brief article about TRFZB in its Dutch translation.
20-11-91 Telegraaf
Blurb about the prostate cancer outing.
4-12-91 Telegraaf
Blurb with pretty much the same text as the previous article.
12-12-91 NVHN
TV review quotes FZ from his Niehe interview that we are being educated by TV because we lack an education.
Note to self: get Groene Amsterdammer from December 1991...
20-3-92 Volkskrant
Interview with drummer Louis Moholo, who says FZ asked him to play with him.
3-4-92 Volkskrant
Review of Cucamonga Years
24-7-92 Volkskrant
Interested review of YCDTOSA vol 5 and 6
25-7-92 Parool
Article on Burroughs mentions Zappa's idea of writing Naked Lunch: The Musical?
29-7-92 Limburgsch dagblad
Interested review of YCDTOSA vol 5
19-8-92 Telegraaf
Article in the show section about Joey Ramone, Luther Campbell and FZ denouncing Al Gore as vice president candidate
28-8-92 Volkskrant
Announces True Story Of 200 Motels
11-9-92 Volkskrant
Announces Yellow Shark
21-9-92 Parool
Elated review of the Yellow Shark concerts
12-12-92 Parool
Review of Playground Psychotics as being for the fans.
31-3-93 Parool
Article about SM needing to be taken out of the taboo atmosphere, "say take the music videos by Madonna or Frank Zappa..."
I checked but there's no S&M in You Are What You Is.
24-4-93 Parool
Ahead Of Their Time review. Appreciative of Progress
5-11-93 Parool
Reviews Gray's Mother! The Real Frank Zappa Story, and Miles' Zappa In His Own Words
BBP - 23-12-2017 at 22:05
Zappa's best reviews...
6-12-93 NRC Handelsblad
Front page with the covers from Freak Out, Hot Rats and Jazz From Hell
Deceased Frank Zappa (52) mastered rock and classical
AMSTERDAM, 6 Dec. Frank Zappa, who died on Saturday aged 52 in Los Angeles of prostate cancer, was a pop musician, composer, humorist and political
activist. His points of view in many areas were always controversial. In his many qualities he made an unerasable mark on the rock & roll-age.
Zappa was admired the most outside America. The Checkoslovakian president Vaclav Havel wanted to make him cultural ambassador, but the American
secretary of foreign affairs put a halt to that.
The unique versatility of Zappa, who collaborated with "classical" contemporary composer Pierre Boulez, was apparent in some 50 LPs. They vary from
psychedelic pop satire on his debut album Freak Out! by his band The Mothers Of Invention from 1966, to earnest orchestral works in collaboration with
the German Ensemble Modern under the header The Yellow Shark.
Frank Vincent Zappa was at a young age interested in music by Varèse and Strawinsky. His love for drums and vocal doowop-music got him in touch with
rock & toll. With his school buddy Don "Captain Beefheart" van Vliet he made his first recordings. He was a sound technician at B-films, in 1963
he was arrested for making pornographical sound recordings.
With The Mothers Of Invention, Zappa took part in the rise of hippie culture. But he also commented without sparing the rod. We're Only In It For The
Money satirized the fashion flower power. Cruisin' with Ruben & The Jets was a perfect spoof of 50s rock & roll. The controversial popfilm 200
Motels got him in a legal conflict with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra in London.
Besides obscure records by the GTO's (Girls Together Outrgeously), Zappa produced the legendary double album Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart,
who'd sometimes sing his parts unaware through the phone.
(cont. page 8)
As a band leader, Frank Zappa became the patron of influential musicians like Lowell George, Adrian Belew, George Duke, Steve Vai. Recordings of the
many tours Zappa did with ever changing line-ups, were ordered by him like a precice archivist to compile in recent years the 12-part series You Can't
Do That On Stage Anymore.
After unsurpassable rock albums like Zoot Allures (1976) and You Are What You Is (1981) Zappa aimed more towards modern-classical compositions. A
collaboration with Pierre Boulez resulted in the chamber music project The Perfect Stranger. In the autobiography The Real Frank Zappa Book, Zappa
relates of his strife with the various classical orchestras he used, with varying results, to perform his complex compositions.
Satire slowly made way for earnest political commentary, when Zappa developed in the 80s into a high-level critic of all sorts of wrongs. One of them
was the desire of the Parents Music Resource Centre to put warning stickers on records with violent or sexually explicit lyrics.
Frank Zappa was a versatile and unpredictable musician, who did not heed conventions or expectations. With his last Dutch concerts in May 1998 in
Ahoy, Zappa and his brass wind dominated band impressed with a dixielandarrangement of Ravel's Bolero, along with humoristic variations on songs by
The Beatles and Led Zeppelin.
Zappa saw his end coming and spent his final years on the CD-rereleases of his older work, that had grown into an imposing and colourful oeuvre in
thirty years. On Saturday Zappa passed away, on Sunday he was buried in private circle, only then was the news of his death put forward.
BBP - 23-12-2017 at 23:04
6-12-1993 Parool
Large article with big photo on the cover.
Musician Frank Zappa deceased
AMSTERDAM - The American rock musician Frank Zappa passed away on Saturday. In the pop music world he was known for his sharp and cynical view of
western society. Besides that he was also a composer of serious music. Zappa, who suffered cancer for some time, was 52 years old.
Frank Zappa became known in the sixties as leader of the Mothers Of Invention. He was feared on his criticism of both the left and the right. The
American establishment suffered it, but also the hippie movement was criticized by him. Later he battled feminists, various religious organizations
and the Parents Music Resource Centre. This organization, led by Tipper Gore, the wife of current American vice-president Al Gore, pleaded for warning
labels on records with controversial lyrics.
When Zappa announced in the early 90s he wanted to run for president as an independent candidate, it led to death threats.
Humour was an important part of Zappa's work, who recorded more than 50 albums. He was also known as a technically very accomplished guitarist and
wrote compositions that were performed by orchestras led by, among others, Pierre Boulez and the Dutch Edo de Waart.
Two years ago, it became officially known that Zappa suffered prostate cancer. His activities didn't seem to come to a halt. In his home studio he
continued working on new projects, and at the invitation of the Frankfurter Feste he collaborated last year with the German Ensemble Modern. The
result, The Yellow Shark, was his most ambitious work.
Frank Zappa was buried yesterday in his home town Los Angeles. When he was asked last May on the Today-show how he wanted to be remembered, he
replied: "That's not important. The people who worry about that, are people like Reagan and Bush. It doesn't matter to me."
(continued)
Fighting the American establishment
AMSTERDAM - A TV-portrait as aired by the VPRO made him famous in The Netherlands in one blow in 1970. The emission led to a flood of angry letters
and phone calls, questions in parliament and an official reprimand for the VPRO. The reason for all this stirring: an "obscene" scene in which Frank
Zappa put a working vacuum cleaner on a naked lady's breast.*
And then there was that time there was this widely spread poster on which the musician was posing on the toilet. Frank Zappa shits on society* - the
intention was clear to all. He regretted it a little later on. In a Dutch radio show he said in 1990: "Ninety percent of people know me from that 60s
poster where I'm on the toilet, pants down. That's how I'll go down in history."
In America, the magazine Rolling Stone called him "the apostle of revolution." Together with his accompanying group the Mothers Of Invention, Zappa
heavily criticised the American establishment, that he described as hypocritical and corrupt.
On his first LP Feak Out (1966), Zappa portrayed the American citizens as 'plastic people', controlled in all their actions by the 'brain police'.
Later on he went even further: in his film 200 Motels he portrayed American society as one huge concentration camp. The members of the classical
orchestra he used in the film, played their parts surrounded by barbed wire.
Zappa preached complete freedom, and that was grist to the mill for the hippie movement. But they too were bitten down by the incorrigible cynic.
Zappa exposed with unhidden disdain the emptiness of the hippie world on the 1967 LP We're Only In It For The Money, with as cover a clever spoof on
Beatles's Sergeant Pepper LP. Hippies were put down by Zappa, at the height of the 60s, as dumb, slow and empty.
He also caused great confusion on the progressive side with the album Cruising With Ruben And The Jets (1968), an album where Zappa baffled everyone
with genuine doo wop and rock 'n roll. It was the music he grew up with as a descendant of Sicilian immigrants, but in progressice circles the
greaseball music didn't do well. The added layers were missed by many.
After Ruben and the Jets, there was a change in Zappa's music. The humor and criticism on society was still present, but after that Zappa presented
him more and more as a serious musician. On the LPs Hot Rats, Chunga's Revenge and Waka/Jawaka he started to experiment with jazz. Later he tried to
make a name for himself as a composer of modern classical music. One of his biggest influences was the composer Edgar Varèse, besides the earlier
mentioned rock 'n roll a favourite from his youth.
In the serious music field, Zappa briefly collaborated in 1970 with conductor Edo de Waart. who he presented in an interview with New Musical Express
with a sense of humour as "world's newest teenage idol."
Less fortunate were Zappa's contributions to the Holland Festival. The Nederlands Blazers Ensemble and the Residentie Orkest were involved with a
major project with the American's music, but there was an argument about financing. Angrily, Zappa retreated. He told Vrij Nederland a year later:
"After my death, it'll be in my will that not a single Dutch orchestra may play my music, ever."
In the 80s Zappa profiled himself more and more as a guitarist. In 1981 Shut Up And Play Your Guitar was released, a completely instrumental album
that was followed by albums with very apt titles: Shut Up 'n Play Your Guitar Some More and The Son Of Shut Up 'n Play Your Guitar. Some critics
referred to it as technical show-off.
Zappa remained active politically. When in 1985 a committee of concerned parents pleaded for introducing a system of warning stickers for records with
explicit lyrics, Zappa was one of the first American pop musicians to raise his fist. At a hearing in Congress he vented his opinion, avowedly but as
always intelligently. Parts of his speech ended up on the album Frank Zappa Meets The Mothers Of Prevention.
Zappa's greatest adversary was Tipper Gore, the president of the parent's committee and wife of the current American vice president Al Gore. In
Congress he trashed Mrs Gore's fear for the influence of pop songs on youngsters: "I once wrote a song about dental floss, but did anyone's teeth get
any whiter from that?"
*Line implies that the entire apparatus was located there
*"heeft er schijt aan" is more along the lines of he couldn't care less. But with shit worked into it.
BBP - 24-12-2017 at 15:22
7-12-93 Limburgsch Dagblad and NVHN
Also on front page
Frank Zappa passed away of cancer
LOS ANGELES - The rock singer and musician Frank Zappa passed away this weekend aged 52. Zappa suffered prostate cancer and has been buried in his
home town Los Angeles.
He was primarily known for his satirical ad extravagant songs. His biggest successes were in the sixties with the band The Mothers Of Invention. His
avantgarde music was called genial by some. Zappa published over fifty albums, among them bestsellers Freak Out and Hot Rats.
His sharp and raw lyrics were often socially and politically charged. Before Al Gore became vice president, his wife Tipper was once of Zappa's prime
targets of mockery. Tipper campaigned to make pop music more civilized.
(page 2)
Frank Zappa was a creative and critical spirit
'Groucho Marx of rock' refused to become milder
by Louis du Moulin
HEERLEN - In Frank Zappa, America lost one of the most creative and critical spirits of the post-war era. Kicking down all that was sacred, that was
his speciality, that he practiced in numerous disciplines. As lyricist, composer, band leader, producer, director and acore, the Baltimore son of
Italian immigrants mocked American society mercilessly for years. Inbetween he was also the discoverer and strict patron of talent. There's a long
list of adventurous musicians whose career got in gear thanks to Zappa.
Francis Vincent Zappa Jr., born December 21st 1940, first became famous in the mid sixties with his group The Mothers Of Invention. He - started at
age 12 as drummer, but changed to guitar two years later - had been in numerous school bands and quite a few unsuccessful experiments. Like the
never-realized film project "Captain Beefheart Meet The Grunt People", that gave his partner and childhood friend Don van Vliet his pseudonym.
With The Mothers Of Invention, born in 1964 from The Soul Giants, Frank Zappa set himself to a-melodic music, which he occasionally referred to as
sound-maiming. As unchallenged leader he mixed rock, jazz and classical music, to which he sang satirical lyrics filled with social commentary.
Initially he only reached a small, intellectual audience, but along the way - through the albums Hot Rats (1969), Chunga's Revenge (1970) and 200
Motels (1971) he'd get a broader audience. Which is why at one point in time people offered hundreds of guilders for an original copy of the Mothers
Of Invention's debut album, Freak Out (1966).
Nothing was save from him. In 1967 Zappa killed two birds with one stone with the third others album 'We're Only In It For The Money', which heavily
satirized both the blooming hippie culture and the capitalist side of pop music. Zappa never got along with the record companies - if there weren't
conflicts about censorship, then there were conflicts about distribution and promotion. Eventually he founded his own label (Zappa Records) in 1988.
At that moment he could already look back at an enormous record production of more than forty albums, that were published under his own name since
Waka/Jawaka (1972). Since then Zappa flooded the market with (re)releases of old and new creations, with as goal to finally get the money he believed
he'd earned.
More or less as record company executive, he had an official meeting before his last concert in Ahoy (May 3 1988) for the Dutch press and plenty of
Zappalogists. During that question time, he indicated he knew very well what his importance has been for present-day rock music. "My influence has
been that on the record I used techniques, that people who didn't go to music school hadn't even considered to be possible. You could say that I've
meant more to musicians than to the average audience that I could never reach well enough through radio and TV.
The 'Groucho Marx of Rock', who after he hit 40 would also occasionally go classical (with Pierre Boulez, London Symphony Orchestra) placed himself
(then) over other present-day composers: "Because I'm one of the few who is active in all styles, and that in rock business. I tour as a rock artist
and play in halls that aren't really made for my music, like this sports hall," said Zappa, who also claimed he "couldn't be more than 15 to 20
minutes without music. That's my call, and after all those years I finally know what to do."
Given this attitude, nobody thought it was strange that he continued to be active, after it became officially known in 1991 that he had cancer. Among
the many projects he realized then, was a collaboration with the avant-garde Ensemble Modern, with which he gave a series of concerts in Germany and
Austria under the header Yellow Shark. With the Czech author-president Vaclav Havel Zappa had plans for making a movie about his country.
Zappa didn't care how humanity would remember him after his death. "People who worry about being remembered are guys like Reagan and Bush. It doesn't
matter to me," he confessed on television in May. Becoming milder was still strange to him. "These times ask for a baseball bat," said Zappa, who
among others fiercely opposed Tipper Gore, wife of vice-president Al Gore, when she had a fierce campaign against unconventional lyrics on
recordings.
Among the scarce hits Frank Zappa scored were Dancin' Fool - a satire on disco - and Valley Girl, in which his daughter Moon Unit took it out on
spoiled Californian kids. Zappa won a Grammy in 1988. He stayed ahead of his son Dweezil, who's also a respected guitarist.
BBP - 24-12-2017 at 19:26
7-12-93 Telegraaf
Sports FRANK ZAPPA DEAD on the front page. Let's go to page 14:
Rock-legend Zapa passed away
by Ron Peereboom Voller
AMSTERDAM, Tuesday
Rock 'n roll-legend Frank Zappa passed away last Saturday of prostate cancer, aged 52. The singer, guitarist and composer passed away with his family
by his side at home in Los Angeles, and was buried a day after in a private ceremony. Frank Zappa leaves an oeuvre of almost fifty records and was
known for the shar satire of American society in his lyrics and broad musical knowledge.
Zappa is born on December 21st in Baltimore as son of a meteorologist, who researches toxic cases for the American army. He starts his musical career
as drummer in the school band and in '56 as drummer to the R&B group The Ramblers in san Diego. It's not until the 60s when Zappa causes a stir,
as the leader of experimental group The Mothers Of Invention. The innovative music and sharp but often humorous lyrics attract the attention of a
small, socio-critical audience. One record after theother - whether or not solo - appears and slowly but surely, Zappa becomes one of the most
important composers of popular music.
Although Zappa could rarely be heard on the radio, he had a large amount of permanent fans who worshipped their hero. Zappa's records were massively
smuggled into communist Eastern Europe, and one of his fans and president of the Czech republic, Vaclav Havel, wanted to appoint him to the position
of cultural ambassador. Something that was stopped by the American secretary of Culture...
Still, Zappa didn't just have followers. Because of his sharp lyrics he often got people up in arms, yet never apologized in public. Although
politically Zappa leaned to the left, his texts attacked everybody. From human rights activist Jesse Jackson to Tipper Gore, the wife of vice
president Al Gore, who wanted labels on record covers to warn against explicit lyrics.
Zappa stayed active to the end. Earlier this year he released a new album. Still, his deteriorating condition caused him to cancel concerts and to
give up his plans to become president of the USA.
BBP - 24-12-2017 at 23:18
7-12-93 Volkskrant
On the 6th FZ is mentioned in the opinion page as a result of a confusing review. On the 7th we don't just find the articles on FZ, but also two
mourning ads, a full column and a half column one, posted by fans. An expensive exercise in fanhood if ever there was one.
Front page:
Zappa left for his final tour
AMSTERDAM -
The American guitarist and composer Frank Zappa (52) passed away on Saturday evening at home in Los Angeles. Yesterday he was given a private burial
in his home town. Zappa suffered prostate cancer for some time. In 1992 he performed for the last time in Europe, when he performed parts of his last
major project The Yellow Shark with the Ensemble Modern from Frankfurt.
'Zappa has left for his final tour,' was the Sunday night anouncement from his family members, among them both his sons Ahmet (19) and Dweezil (24)
who followed their father's tracks as guitarists. Zappa's inheritance is, among others, thousands of hours of tape recordings and scores, that are
stored in the studio under his home.
Frank Vincent Zappa was one of the most versatile minds in American pop music: as a virtuoso guitarist and composer he referred to both popular genres
like rhythm & blues, doowop, jazz and rock 'n roll, as to 'serious', composed music by Edgard Varèse, Anton Webern and Stravinsky. Besides making
over 50 LPs and CDs, he also made a number of films and videos.
In the sixties he led the formation The Mothers Of Invention, that was followe by many different line-ups. Strict music and personal discipline from
his group was for him one condition for the performance of his often complex music.
In the eighties his compositions were recognized in the classical world. Conductors like Pierre Boulez, Kent Nagano and Edo de Waart performed his
works The Nederlands Blazers Ensemble brought a few programmes with Zappa repertoire to the Holland Festival.
Frank Zappa's satirical lyrics, in which the excesses of American society were parodied, gave him a lot of enemies. He aimed his arrows to the
hippie-ideals of the sixties, the corrupt televangelists and politicians, the commercialism of pop music and eventually everything that caught his
sharp eye.
A prominent opponent was Tipper Gore, wife of the current American vice president Al Gore. As spokesperson of the Parents' Music Resource Centre she
lobbied for applying warning labels to records with explicit lyrics. Zappa replied the criticism with a lamboyant response during a hearing at
American Congress. In a 1998 interview he disagreed that he was too direct in his response: "These times ask for a baseball bat."
At the start of the 90s Zappa announced he wanted to run as independent candidate for presidency. He was on friendly terms with Czech president Vaclav
Havel, who remembered him on Monday as "a friend of our new budding democracy and one of the first visitors here after the revolution."
To surpressed artists and youngsters in Eastern Europe Frank Zappa was a symbol of freedom of speech. After the tearing of the Iron Curtain he was
received as a hero in Moscow, Budapest and Prague.
(pag 14)
Architect Zappa made the norm
The composer Frank Zappa, who died last Saturday, regarded himself as an architect who used notes like bricks. He used sources like doowop, big band
jazz, Ravel and computer music. As a band leader he demanded discipline from his musicians, whom he guided to unbelievable performances. As a liberal
selfmade man he put himself up as defender of freedom of speech.
With whom will Zappa be named in one breath? Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Lennon? Or Edgard Varèse, Igor Stravinsky and John Cage? Lenny Bruce?
Herbert von Karajan?
Zappa belonged nowhere and everywhere. He passed away on Saturday, in his own home, after a three year battle with prostate cancer that was discovered
much too late. He was buried two days ago in a private ceremony. He would have turned 53 on December 21st.
After 1966, the year he and his Mothers Of Invention released Freak Out!, the first double album in pop history, Frank Vincent Zappa became famous and
infamous as pop musician, composer, film- and theatre maker, guitarist, social critic and comedian - not necessarily in that order. What he wanted to
say to the world is recorded on over 50 CDs, a stream of releases he continued even when he was ill, and of which we still can't see the end. Besides
a number of yet unpublished albums there have to be piles of tapes and scores in the Los Angeles basement - Zappa kept everything. There's no doubt
Zappa told his wife and four children, fellow entrepreneurs in the family company, what to do with them.
A key theme in Zappa's life and work was conceptual continuity: the idea that all his sayings and creations have an underlying coherence. That was a
good base to use absolutely everything in his stall, whether it was goofy fifties doowop-music, bigband-jazz, Ravel's Bolero or high-brow computer
music. But at the same time his oeuvre moves in all directions, it's kept somewhat together by recurring referrals, quotations, jokes and Leitmotive.
Zappa was his own editor. He turned a composition like The Black Page into both a "difficult" version for percussion solo as an "easy teenage" version
with disco beat.
"Composing is an ordering process that is similar to architecture," he wrote in his autobiography, The Real Frank Zappa Book. "Except I happen to also
use different material then notes. You can be a video-composer, a film-composer, a choreography-composer or a social engineering-composer - whatever.
Give me something and I order it. That is what I do."
He was a constructivist. Illustrative of that is a video of an interview where Zappa à l'improviste devides the audience into groups, gives
each group its own sound, and then starts to conduct the public flashingly. That's also how he worked with his musicians, from the first group that
performed as The Mothers Of Invention to the German contemporary classical music Ensemble Modern on his most recent album, The Yellow Shark. He knew
how to perform the discipline into the etreme. His later bands weren't just capable of performing his complex, capricious, instrumental pieces with
merciless precision, they could also change style at any given moment within a song, from ska to reggae to ballroom to whatever. And always that one
man was in charge - that one man with the rapid, flawless sense of timing and construction that creates such fascinating moments in his improvised
guitar solos.
His authority was not to be discussed. He was the investor. He was the one who decided what happened, who decided where the musicians got a little bit
of freedom and who tossed them out relentlessly when they used drugs.
The majority of Zappa's records is made from live recordings. The level of his concerts was as high as his studio recordings, and always had more
tension because of the element of the unforseen. No performance was the same. On top of that, Zappa was always ahead from a technological point of
view. Overdubs, multi-track technique, digitizing, he was always the first. With his derise to perfection, he posed a norm that even Pierre Boulez and
his Ensemble Intercontemporain in their performances of his 'serious' music could barely make.
You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, he dubbed the series of six double CDs that comprised his entire stage career. The title was a commentary on
present-day megastars with their canned, pre-cooked, playback-lightshows, but also an homage to the literally priceless performances by his bands.
Whatever he was on the side, Zappa was in the first place a composer.
His introduction to the music of Edgard Varèse at the start of the 50s was his first essential musical experience, that with Johnny 'Guitar' Watson
was the second. Zappa wanted to write music, and he wanted to perform that music as well as possible. If he hadn't grown up in an environment where
the most bovious instruments were percussion and guitar, if he hadn't been in a childhood filled with moving house and only just passing school, so
that playing in a band was the only way to realize his ambition, he might have become a composer of 'normal' music instead of that innovating rock
musician, with his biting scabrous lyrics.
Zappa had a very cynical view of society - particularly the American. In the sixties he parodied the herd mentality, whether it was flower power
hippies or joe average, the plastic people. Later sanctimonious politiciand and televisions became his victims.
Still Zappa, the liberal self-made-man, was an American. When the Parents' Music Resource Center, led by Tipper Gore, wife of the current vice
president ...
(next paragraph unreadable because of the fold in the scan)
Five reactions to the passing of Frank Zappa:
Frits Boer, child psychiatrist, worked for the magazine Hitweek in the 60s:
In 1966 I travelled the United States, where I wanted to do interviews for Hitweek with Ike and Tina Turner, The Beach Boys and The Mamas And The
Papas. At a local TV-station in Los Angeles I saw a performance by Frank Zappa, a strange character who reminded me of Johnny The Selfkicker. I was
impressed, visited him at his home and flew back to The Netherlands with a copy of his first album Freak Out! under my arm.
It got caught immediately, with Willem de Ridder and other Hitweek-editors, and with the then progressive discjockeys. They played his music so often,
that Verve/MGM released his debut album here a lot earlier than in other European countries. Without me, Freak Out! would have gotten there, but it
definitely sped things up.
I cherish the albums Zappa signed for me, but I rarely listen to his music now. It started to bore me, all that épater le bourgeois. But
those early things remain grand. He didn't just break the standard song form of intro, bit inbetween and end, but also used jazz and contemporary
composed music. A true form innovator.
Hans Vandenburg, Gruppo Sportivo guitarist:
I always thought he was one of the greatest guitar soloists, as big as Jimi Hendrix. There are very fast guitarists who can play anything, but Zappa
was good because you noticed him. Just like Chet Baker, who didn't have a good singing voice is still one of the best singers I know of.
I wouldn't call him a rock guitarist. That word reminds one of a person with pointy boots and painted eyes. Zappa had something more important:
spontaneity, the guts to try something on the spot. He could play "searchingly" beautifully, as if he had traced something. Almost a jazz guitarist,
that's what he was for me.
I'm not as attracted by his electronic work, just like his eternal commentary on what's wrong in society. He was a bit of a nag.
Hens Otter, clarinet player, former member of the Nederlands Blazers Ensemble:
When the Nederlands Blazers Ensemble had toured the USA with Kees van Kooten and Wim de Bie* we performed an adapted version of his Music For Electric
Violin And Low Budget Orchestra, in which I played Jean-Luc Ponty's violin party on lyricon (a wind-synthesizer).
Zappa heard a recording of it, and he apparently liked it a lot. At least he tried to get me on tour with him, but it never worked out. I played with
him for three days in the studio, and I expect it may be on a CD some day.
With the Nederlands Blazers Ensemble we later did a few Zappa-shows, among others at Holland Festival. A piece like The Grand Wazoo was a revelation.
Unrestrained dixieland, but in a complex bebop-way, and with authentic blues situations where you really need to pay attention to make it to the end
in one piece. For wind players his music is very tricky, it's always written from the guitar.
He wasn't a pop composer, he was a real composer, Duke Ellington-size - at least, bigger than Steve Reich. His humour was the best, Spike Jones, but
short. I once played his guitar solo Black Napkins on lyricon, which was very difficult.* I got a brief postcard back: 'Very well.'
Wim de Bie, tv-maker and author:
We're Only In It For The Money, his third album from 1968, that hit hard. I was part of a group that reported the great cultural revolution of the 60s
for a radio show, we all very much believed in that revolution. Then that album came, where Zappa blew a lot of air into all those ideals with his
lyrics and music. It wasn't cabaret-ish, cabaret is a horrible genre anyway, but sharp satire. A type of satire that was aimed both outward and
inward, meaning he also satirized himself. A pure provocation.
That album was sobering, but also very inspiring for me. It was that sharp, acceptable form of satire that had nothing to do with the square
cabaret, to use that term, but that came from the great American tradition of Lenny Bruce and others.
For me he will always be connected to the albums Freak Out!, Absolutely Free and We're Only In It For The Money. Back then I often used fragments as
jingle in the radio show. ... Yes, it was called Uitlaat - I thought people would've forgotten that name by now. After those first three
records I never really followed him, but he always kept my sympathy. I think I'll buy his last record, The Yellow Shark.
Vaclav Havel, president of the Czech republic:
The news of Frank Zappa's death has struck me deeply for two reasons. Above all he was a man who contributed to the shaping of a sentiment of a
generation, the generation I belong to. The second reason is more personal: I knew Frank Zappa; Frank was a friend of our new budding democracy and
one of the first visitors here after the revolution. And although he wasn't a kind of embassador of Czechoslovakia, like many people wrote, he was a
friend to our country.
*Dutch comedians at the time
*uses the expression "hondsmoeilijk", dog difficult. Possible malaproper, we only have the phrase hondsmoe or dog tired.
BBP - 25-12-2017 at 00:33
7-12-93
Parool publishes a photo of Jimmy Carl Black performing with the Grandmothers. He was in Amsterdam when he heard.
7-12-93 Parool front page column mentions Zappa and the enormous amount of attention his death was given: "as if the pope died".
7-12-93 Trouw
Scored an interview with Jimmy Carl Black
Translations later
8-12-93 Nederlands Dagblad
Even the strongly reformed Christian newspaper has a small article devoted to Zappa.
8-12-93 Volkskrant
Review of the Grandmothers, mentions they started off with a minute of chaos to remember FZ.
Elsevier, VN and HP manage to squeeze in a FZ memorial.
9-12-93 Volkskrant
Letter sent in by Duke Burgerhof: Zappa is not dead, he just smells funny.
10-12-93 NRC
Roel Bentz van den Berg writes a less friendly obituary I don't intend to translate.
11-12-93 Parool
highly positive review of Yellow Shark
11-12-93 Parool
Column about FZ by Frommé.
BBP - 25-12-2017 at 23:17
7-12-93 Trouw
Front page has photo of Jimmy Carl Black
Zappa was way ahead of our time
by Peter van Deutekom
AMSTERDAM
Happily humming, the owner of music cafe Parker's observes the publicity surrounding the members of the band, The Grandmothers, before their
performance. It's tragic, of course, that Frank Zappa passed away, but it's good for attention.
The phone was off the hook all afternoon, and the bar will be packed tonight, that's clear. It's a pity that the Grandmothers, continuation of Zappa's
original band Mothers of Invention, are only in Amsterdam for 1 show on Monday night. It would've been great if they could have taped on a few more
nights, guaranteed sell-outs. But well, there are other performances scheduled, and a breech of contract costs money.
"Hi, you're Jimmy Carl Black, the Indian of the group?" The paraphrase from the casual phrase on the LP We're Only In It For The Money puts a big grin
on the face of the man it's said to. He, Jimmy Carl Black, offspring of the Cheyenne-tribe, and Mother from the very first line-up on, heard this
morning upon arrival in Amsterdam of the passing in LA of rock musician and Mother's father.
Oh, shocked, not really. Zappa had been seriously ill for a few years, it was a matter of time. And besides they hadn't had contact for years, after
the Mothers split in '69 he did play with Zappa, but later he went his own way. He met Zappa three years ago, but that wasn't fun, it was during the
court case on the royalties of the record sales. Very little was left of that for the members of the former Mothers, who were already trying to cause
a stir as the Grandmothers, with the 'of invention' modestly added in brackets. And from today, that'll work. One man's meat is another man's
poison.
Not a bad word about musician Frank Zappa from Jimmy Carl Black. A genius, indeed. "He never did any concessions from a commercial point of view, he
was was ahead of our time," he says, "he could combine all types of music, jazz, blues, rock, classical. Avant garde, that's what it was, ar. 'Ugly'
is what they called their music in the US, and that's what the image of the Mothers was, especially of Zappa.
(cont. page 2)
And that's why in hypocritical and conservative America their music never got a head start. "We were always better received in Europe, people there
have a better sense of art.
In the years of the Mothers, and after that, in Zappa-s line-up with Turtles-singers Flo and Eddy, they did have a cult following in the US. "We did
fill stadiums," Black says, "but our records never got on the radio, only at student's stations." The Mothers were a typical East Coast group, "that's
where we were received the best, we were big in New York, and in the Mid-West, particularly Minnesota."
The drummer has to go to work again, for a TV recording. "Mother People" rings out through Parker's, a song from "We're only in it..." very Mothers of
Invention, one has to say. And that's how it should be, the five-man-band ony plays old Mothers repertoire. The Grandmothers: besides three members of
Zappa's Mothers - Jimmy Carl Black, keyboard player and co-founder Don Preston and winds Bunk Gardner - arethe Italian Sandro Oliva, of Sicily, where
Zappa's parents came from, and bassist Ener Bladezipper. Actually his name is René Mesritz, and he's from Amsterdam. But he's lived in the US for five
years, where he's played together with Jimmy and joined the Grandmothers last summer. And if you turn René around and loosely translate Mesritz, you
get Ener Bladezipper, that's why.
A little while later, inbetween takes, a lot of memories ofZappa from long-time members Black and Preston. Mainly personal ones, and the relation
between the Mothers and their leader wasn't always that warm. "Frank estranged himself from the group," the drummer says. "He was very autoritary at
times, a bit of an arrogant intellectual. On tour he'd always stay in a different hotel. Anyway, we got all the pussies."
But the image of Zappa as a provoking fury, a prijsneuker* surrounded by hordes of groupies, somebody who did everything God forbade, that's not right
at all. Even John Lennon, who wasn't easily frightened himself, once had that opinion. The ex-Beatle expected a horde of naked ladies and tables
filled with drugs. Zappa turned out to be the civil intelligence himself.
"An indestructible image," Jimmy Carl Black says. "The story went that he had eaten shit on stage as an act. It would have happened in 1972, and you
were there, they told me. The Mothers didn't exist anymore and we weren't performing together. No, Frank was really quite conservative, not in a
political or musicalsense, quite the opposite, but in his private life, he lived very soberly and healthily.
A family man, that's how Don Preston knew him, with a conservative lifestyle. Never using drugs or anything like that, and never emotionally attached
to anyone. With him too there was some sentiment of animosity towards the person Frank Zappa, but nothing but respect and praise for the phenomenon.
He met Frank in 1961, then a cleanshaved, short cut nerd, you could say a yup avant la lettre, an intellectual, very high brow. Three years later
Zappa was at his door, a long-haired weirdo with savage looks. They should make some music together, they decided, innovating, and that's how the
Mothers of Invention came to be. Frank knew how to sell the shocking savage image well, brilliant. Frank Zappa a genius? In a sense, thinks Preston,
but he did make many mistakes. Disbanding the Mothers in 1969 for instance, for the group, that was like family, it hit like a divorce, a death. "If
he'd kept the group together, like the Greatful Dead or The Stones, we could've earned a fortune," says Preston.
Those golden ages come now, hopes Jimmy Carl Black. "Frank looks down on us now," says the Indian Of The Group, and he points upwards, "and I can hear
him say up there: "go for it boys, it's all yours now."
*Literally translates to price fucker, could refer to a womaniser or a prostitute
Sarcastic guitarist went on his final tour
by Koos Schwartz
AMSTERDAM - Frank Zappa has left on Saturday morning for his final tour.' This was the brief explanation with thich the family of the guitarist,
composer and entrepreneur announced his passing. A strange explanation? No, Frank Zappa (52) could have written it himself.
Irony, or better yet: sarcasm; it was one of Francis Vincent Zappa jr. 's trademarks. In his music career, that spanned over 30 years and produced
over 50 (!) albums, Zappa, whose parents came from Sicily, spared nothing and no-one.
It started in the sixties, when he got famous with one of the first double albums in the world (Freak Out) and the hippie movement started to embrace
the non-conformist. Zappa hit back straight away, and on one of his following records he heckled the emptiness of hippie culture. The example straight
away why Zappa never got the popularity that another sociocritic from that era, Bob Dylan (also maker of that other early double LP: Blonde on Blonde)
received. Zappa was not at all interested in herd mentality and scores of screaming admirers. Not even if they happen to be young and selling records.
If they behave brainlessly, they can be reprimanded.
At the moment the world goes mad for Sgt Pepper's by the Beatles, Zappa parodies this record with We're Only In It For The Money. The cover shows
Zappa and his band in a beyond extravagant attire.
After the hippies and the Beatles, many victims would follow. The disco-trend had barely started, or Zappa has already trashed the phenomenon (Dancin'
Fool). The American middle class, the record industry and politicians are often on the receiving end. The sexual moral is a pleasant subject. On
posters he presents his posterior above a toilet seat.
Sex plays a major part in his oeuvre. When he's asked in a TV-interview if he isn't too preoccupied with sex, he pulls a porn mag with pictures of a
bondage-act from behind his back. "My songs are a mirror of the age. Strange things happen. Look around you," Zappa says, and for one time he sounds
curiously earnest.
Censorship is another subject he's worried about, In 1985 he heckles the "bored Washington housevices" who aim fo a law that means records with spicy
lyrics are given a special warning label. Among those housewives is Tipper Gore, wife of current vice-president Al Gore. Zappa even appears before a
senate commission that investigates the subject. "Masturbation isn't illegal. Why should it be illegal to sing about it? " says Zappa. And: "I once
wrote a song about dental floss, but did you think anyone's teeth got cleaner from it?"
Around the same time there are American citizens who are worried about records with devilish lyrics. Those lyrics could only be heard if the vinyl was
played backwards. Zappa wouldn't be Zappa if he didn't put a backwards played song on an album.
It isn't just his tendency to drown everything and anyone in sarcasm that stops Zappa from reaching a large audience. His music is not very
accessible. In the sixties he even called his music "sound maiming". He's fascinated by high-schoolrock from the fifties, but also by rock, jazz,
classical and modern varieties (Varèse, Strawinsky) of that, which he keeps mixing through each other in different forms.
According to music critics, that's where his main influence is. Style changes are frequent. One year there's a reasonably accessible record, the next
year (1981) he comes with Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar, a box wih three records with nothing but guitar solo's. To Zappa's own amazement the box sells
reasonably well.
Zappa's performances were often a spectacle. In his wild years he sprays litres of whipped cream into the audience. Later this changes. Zappa conducts
more than he plays. He's often with his back to the audience: the ever rational perfectionist demands the utmost from his band members and wants them
to play exactly what he has in his head.
His last performance is the premiere of the classical composition The Yellow Shark in September 1992 in the Old Opera of Frankfurt. By then Zappa is
already scarred by the prostate cancer that would eventually kill him. Zappa was no stranger to classical music temples. By the late 60s his first (of
course controversial) performance was in the Concertgebouw, a major event in the day.
Guitarist, conductor and entrepreneur. To get around nasty and expensive managers, Zappa founds several companies, led by his wife Gail.He does well.
When the Iron Curtain falls, he goes to Eastern Europe a lot.
"Czechoslovakia is the trial model. Here, leaders have come up who believe you can govern from an ethical standpoint. They are artists and people with
culture. That's different from what we know: second-hand car dealers, lawyers of evil cases and rented economers," says an earnest Zappa in 1990.
The Czech president Havel is one of his fans. He wants to give Zappa, by then a devoted capitalist, the position of special trade representative. That
never happens. According to Zappa, the then secretary of foreign affairs, James Baker, whose wife once had to deal with Zappa's sarcasm, is to blame.
Baker would have flown to Czechoslovakia in a hurry and told Havel: "It's either the US government, or Zappa. Both is impossible."
Whether Zappa was serious in this case, the story doesn't relate.
BBP - 26-12-2017 at 01:14
15-1-94 NVHN
Zappa is not dead,
he just smells funny
by Fred van Garderen
No more Stink Foot, no more Plastic People and no more Billy The Mountain. On December 4th last year, a void was ripped in the concertcircuit that can
never be filled again. "Frank Zappa has departed on his final tour." The Head Mother had died of an old man's disease. Never to the Ahoy' Rotterdam
anymore. Over, over are those days.
What remains is a gigantic amount of compositions (1200) of which a limited amount has been released on around 70 albums, here and there a video and a
film; a few posters, a few books. But that's it. The Zappa fun will have to be lived at home now. Cocooning: a living room filled with colourful
sounds, a head filled with spiritual thoughts, and drinking coffee until the body quivers, because that's how the maestro did it.
A naïve thought, as we find a month later. Because after watching Zappa's Universe everything becomes clear. Frank Zappa wasn't the same as Frank
Sinatra, Bob Dylan or The Rolling Stones. Zappa was Zappa. A personality, that's true, but also a composer. Somebody who wrote musc. For others too.
Like Mozart, Varèse and Ravel did. Zappa is not dead, he just smells funny.
The video is filled with 90 minutes of total theatre. The music is Zappa's, but other people play it. A band together with an orchestra. Plus two
vocal groups and a number of soloists. They sing and play the revised works. And give a flaming concert.
The true Zappa-fan knows what it means when the speaker announces "the was I see it Berry, this should be a very dynamite show. You don't have to be a
Zappa-fan to enjoy Elvis Has Just Left The Building (to climb up the heavenly stairs)". It even seems like a beautiful form of self-mockery, if it
weren't for the fact that Zappa was still alive at the time of recording.
Zappa's Universe was recorded in 1991 in the New York City At The Ritz Theatre on the occasion of the 25-year jubilee of the artist Zappa. A colourful
choice from Zappa's work is scheduled. From the sensitive "The Idiot Bastard Son" to the compositional highlight Echidna's Arf and from the satirical
Fembot In A Wet T-shirt (soloist Dale Bozzio sings about her Big Wet Ones) to the church-critical Heavenly Bank Account (there's a great difference
between kneeling down and bending over)
The 6-man band is well obeying the sheet music. Former Zappa bassist Scott Thunes remembers his licks, drummer Morgan Agren reminds us of Terry Bozzio
and Mats Oberk plays the keys like a computer keyboard. Singer/guitarist Mike Keneally has the thankless task of filling in for Zappa. He does his
best. Besides him, ex-Mother Steve Vai and Zappa's son Dweezil solo in Dirty Love, and the gentlemen musicians of the Orchestra Of Our Time freak out
to the composition Waka Jawaka. The quartet The Persuaders adds brown voices and the other quarted Rockapella just voices. At the end a thank you from
Dweezil and before that a Tia Maria-poem recited by Dale Bozzio: "Information is not knowledge, / Knowledge is not wisdom, / wisdom is not beauty,/
beauty is not love,/ love is not music,/ music and Frank Zappa are the best."
26-2-94 Parool
A hero with two little slaves, by Theodor Holmann
Bought a Frank Zappa record during the sale: Hot Rats. The record was released when I was sixteen, the year I interviewed Zappa.
Frank Zappa was our hero, even though I didn't understand his music. I did understand that he pulled a lot of legs in a superior way - and that's what
appealed to us.
Zappa gave a concert in Amsterdam, and through talking with fathers of friends who worked for the Concertgebouw, we could talk to him afterwards. Back
then, Zappa was performing with the two boys from the Turtles, who had a hit with the song Happy Together. Which was the song with which Zappa opened
the concert.
My friend Pieter and I were there after the concert with a Telefunken tape recorder, that weighed about 19 kilos, and a shopping bag with wires,
old-style microphones and plugs, waiting in front of Zappa's dressing room. Nervous as hell. After an hour, the door of the dressing room went open
and we were allowed in.
I was impressed immediately. There He was. God himself was smoking a cigarette.
"Hi guys," said Zappa, "I'll give you ten minutes."
"What does he say?" asks friend Peter.
"I don't know," I replied, "did he say something?"
We smiled and nodded.
"Theo," said friend Pieter, "tell him we need to hook up the tape recorder and ask him where we can find an outlet."
"Ask him yourself, idiot," I said, "I don't know how to day that."
Pieter opened his tape recorder and I said: "Is a bandrecorder, because we... eh... we... eh... dinges..."
"I can see that. You probably stole that from the Germans in World War Two," said Zappa.
"What does he say?" asked Pieter.
"I don't know. Something about the Germans in World War Two," I said.
Zappa thought what we did was amusing, I think. He said something to his band members and they al burst into laughter.
"Stopcontect," said Pieter all of a sudden, "I need stopcontect, to get tension."
Zappa pointed at Pieter's nostrils, and everybody laughed and so did we. But we weren't out of trouble.
Anyway, cut a long story short, after fifteen minutes the tape was recording.
"You ask the first question," said friend Pieter.
"Me? Why me? You'd ask the first question," I said.
But anyway, I wasn't that dicky and so I read our first question: "Mr Zappa, what do you want to say with your songs?"
Zappa told us an extensive story, of which I didn't understand a word.
"What does he say?" asked Pieter.
"What do I know. Ask him yourself godverdomme {god damn it}
"Godverdomm," Zappa repeated, and with a wide grin he started to say something of which I didn't understand a word.
And suddenly I saw the index finger of friend Pieter moving towards the stop button and turning off the tape.
"What do you do now, idiot?" I asked.
"Listening back if everything is on the bandrecorder", said Pieter, and wound back straight away.
"Well guys, you have to piss off now, come on, or I'll kick your ass."
"What does he say?" asked Pieter.
"What do I know, I think he wets himself laughing because you act like an idiot."
"Look, he's doing it," said Pieter happily when he heard our voices. But Zappa went to the door, still laughing by the way, and said, a little less
cheerful: "Come on boys, get out of here."
"What does he say?" asked Pieter.
"That we have to leave, I think."
Fifteen minutes later we were out back on the Van Baerlestraat.
"What was he saying back there?" asked Pieter.
"What do I know."
Thus my career in journalism started, and now Frank is dead and I still don't know what he said.
It was a strange time by the way. A day later we went to Paradiso, back then the only spot where you could smoke hash and weed without being watched.
I met school teachers there who'd smoked "too much" (we used the phrase a lot back then), I saw chicks I could madly fall in love with if they'd clap
their eyes on me (chicks, another word you can't use anymore) and usually the shows you'd see in Paradiso were "too mad" (another expression you don't
hear anymore).
We smoked a little pirate (you didn't use the word joint) and suddenly I saw Zappa sitting there, drinking. I think, but I'm not sure, he was there
with conductor Edo de Waart. On the other side of Zappa were the two ex-Turtles, up close looking even fatter than they were on stage the day before.
Peter and I walked past Zappa a couple of times, hoping he'd recognize us, and I'll be damned, he called us. He unfolded a piece of paper that said
"Tante Cor, Nieuwmarkt."
"Do you know where that is?" asked Zappa.
I didn't know, but nodded yes, and so did Pieter. We were quite stoned by then. But who was Tante Cor?
"Perhaps a brothel or a whore," said Pieter. I shaked my head, barely noticeable. "They don't call themselves tante {aunt}, or they'd have to be old
whores {ouwehoeren = talking about nothing extensively}. I didn't want to make a pun, but I didn't notice I had made one untl Pieter laughed.
Zappa asked if we could take him and his friends to Tante Cor on the Nieuwmarkt.
"We want to drink something there." And I think he said it was "the hottest place in town." I understood it must be a café.
We took off, with Zappa and the other boys. Silently, because we didn't know what to say. We walked and walked, Leidseplein, Nieuwezijds, through to
Nieuwmarkt, past the whores and keeping silent, and if our eyes happened to meet we laughed, but no more than that. And by some coincidence I saw, on
the Nieuwmarkt we'd already walked once, the name "Tante Cor" on a sign board.
"Here it is!" I said happily.
"Thank you, boys," said Zappa. He grabbed a handfulof dollars from his back pocket and gave us five each.
"Buy yourself a joint."
And then they went in.
We didn't dare to come with them, because we weren't invited.
25-2-94 NRC Extensive review of the MOJO magazine with a picture of the Zappa toilet mural.
19-3-94 Telegraaf
Interview with Chynna Phillips. She mentioned she didn't like her flower child name, and whenever her mother got tired of her whining about it, she'd
take the phone and say: "Shall I ask if you can stay over at the Zappa family for a while?" I understood that hint, because the Zappa kids, who were
school mates, had names like Dweezil and Moon Unit. That was still a bit worse."
7-5-94 Volkskrant
Article about a planetoid named after FZ.
A short and not entirely factual blurb about the asteroid appears later in Telegraaf.
25-7 articles on asteroid in Nieuwsblad Van Friesland and Leeuwarder Courant, Volkskrant, and Trouw.
TRFZB hit the Book Top 20 in August 1994.
17-9-94 Parool
Huge review of Watson's Poodle Play book, calls it confusing and semi-intellectual name dropping.
14-10-94 Telegraaf
Interview with Terry Bozzio
24-12-94 NRC
Article about CP3
29-12-94 Parool
Highly impressed review of CP3, mentions the entire album will be aired again on a commercial classical channel at 17:45.
6-1-95 Volkskrant
Impressed review of CP3 and Harmonia Meets Zappa
23-6-95 Volkskrant
Long article by Gijsbert Kramer about the Rykodisk re-releases
August 1995: Vilnius statue is erected: articles in Parool and Trouw.
CP3 was played in full on Dutch radio, from 10PM to 1AM.