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Eddie RUKidding - 6-1-2026 at 23:45
I tried to get my kids to brush their teeth by telling them a toothpaste joke.
But it fluoride over their heads.
Eddie RUKidding - 8-1-2026 at 22:04
My neighbour and his wife are undertakers.
They have two vehicles.
His and Hearse.
Eddie RUKidding - 10-1-2026 at 00:11
Eddie RUKidding - 10-1-2026 at 23:02
Eddie RUKidding - 11-1-2026 at 23:10
Eddie RUKidding - 14-1-2026 at 22:38
Eddie RUKidding - 19-1-2026 at 22:26
Cars these days have too many confusing gadgets.
I mean, I was in my new car this morning and when I reversed, it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.
Eddie RUKidding - 21-1-2026 at 02:05
A ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual "dumb
blonde" jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting. "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype us that way?
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, but she interrupts him yelling, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little creep
on your lap."
Eddie RUKidding - 22-1-2026 at 02:15
I’ve realised I’m not a fan of lemon preserve.
It’s just a curd to me.
Eddie RUKidding - 24-1-2026 at 00:10
Eddie RUKidding - 26-1-2026 at 22:21
Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants from her name 
BBP - 28-1-2026 at 21:00
Thanks fer posting that Bizarro cartoon, I needed to remember him. Been on a Bizarro trip since!
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Eddie RUKidding - 28-1-2026 at 22:28
all good
Eddie RUKidding - 29-1-2026 at 23:53
Did you hear about the Scotsman that died of starvation on a pay as you leave bus?
Eddie RUKidding - 30-1-2026 at 23:19
REMEMBER!!!!!
Today we celebrate the patron saint of copying people into e-mails.
That's right: Saint Francis of a CC. 
Eddie RUKidding - 1-2-2026 at 00:29
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Eddie RUKidding - 5-2-2026 at 00:02
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Eddie RUKidding - 9-2-2026 at 01:23
I think the local police horse has a dodgy shoe.
It’s going good clop, bad clop. 
Eddie RUKidding - 9-2-2026 at 22:30
Eddie RUKidding - 10-2-2026 at 22:19
A rabbit walks into a pub, orders a pint of beer and a sandwich, and reads the newspaper. This goes on for two weeks.
The bartender finally tells the circus ringmaster who is in town: "You have to see this! I have a rabbit in here every day that talks, drinks
beer, and reads the paper!"
The ringmaster is amazed and says, "That’s incredible! Get him to call me—I could have a job for him in my circus!"
The next day, the bartender tells the rabbit about the job offer.
The rabbit looks confused and asks, "The circus? The place with the big canvas tent? The one with the hole in the roof?"
"Yeah," says the bartender.
The rabbit asks, "What the hell would they want with a plasterer?"
Eddie RUKidding - 12-2-2026 at 23:56
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Plook - 19-2-2026 at 21:16
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a
Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian,
a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist, a Zulu, an Indabele, a Xhosa, an Afrikaner and an Ethiopian went to a night club.
The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. "
Eddie RUKidding - 19-2-2026 at 22:06
Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had reptile dysfunction
Eddie RUKidding - 20-2-2026 at 23:55
Eddie RUKidding - 21-2-2026 at 23:13
A hunter enters the fields of a farm, sees a pheasant and shoots it. The farmer hears the gunshot and runs over to investigate. "Hey! This is
private land. You can`t shoot here! Give me that pheasant right away."
Hunter - "No chance! I shot it, and I`m keeping it."
Farmer - "That means that we`ll have to resolve this issue in the traditional manner."
Hunter - "And what would that would be?"
Farmer - "I`ll give you a kick between the legs, then you give me one, and we go on like this until one of us can`t take anymore"
Hunter- "All right."
"I`ll start," says the farmer and kicks him with all his strength.
The hunter turns red in the face, then white, then falls to his knees, then ends up on the floor, and only after several minutes does he manage to
regain enough breath to slowly stand up. Still panting, he says, "And now it`s my turn!"
"Forget it" the farmer replied. "You win. Keep the pheasant."
Eddie RUKidding - 22-2-2026 at 22:15
Eddie RUKidding - 23-2-2026 at 22:16
A friend is allergic to escaping prison.
He breaks out in a rash.
Plook - 24-2-2026 at 17:34
What kind of music do mummies love? Wrap music. 
Eddie RUKidding - 25-2-2026 at 23:04
When looking for a new car, the salesman said, "Have a look at this model. It will comfortably seat six people with no problems."
I said, "I don't know six people with no problems."
Eddie RUKidding - 27-2-2026 at 00:49
Eddie RUKidding - 8-3-2026 at 01:13
I connected my new phone to the cloud.
Then I started getting mist calls.
Eddie RUKidding - 9-3-2026 at 22:27
What do you call a woman between two houses?
Ali?
Eddie RUKidding - 10-3-2026 at 22:08
Bloke goes to A&E with a golf ball up his arse. His wife says to the doc "it's gone up a fair way..."
Eddie RUKidding - 11-3-2026 at 22:11
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