Well if it was good enough for Henry VIII Eddie RUKidding - 5-11-2024 at 05:52
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Plook - 6-11-2024 at 00:56
You have to be up on US craziness and memes to get this one and I wrote it myself...
I went to the poling place this morning and handed them a coconut with my signature on it, which they accepted.
The 3 cars in front of me handed them Cheetos which were going to make a mess as usual with all that orange stuff, they apparently only had a concept
of a plan for what to do.
The car behind me had a Bear carcass in the trunk and a whales head strapped to the roof...š¹š¹š¹ Eddie RUKidding - 6-11-2024 at 02:02
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Have you voted PlookPlook - 6-11-2024 at 04:19
I did...Eddie RUKidding - 6-11-2024 at 05:40
Well done - lookz like the West Coast went All Blue- hope its enough thou BBP - 6-11-2024 at 10:45
My condolances to our American friends...Eddie RUKidding - 6-11-2024 at 22:41
Plook - 7-11-2024 at 00:27
The guy could sell ice to Iceland, people bought it hook line and sinker disaster...Eddie RUKidding - 7-11-2024 at 00:57
Will Trump install a Maccas in the White House and make Foreign Leaders eat it Eddie RUKidding - 7-11-2024 at 02:19
Eddie RUKidding - 7-11-2024 at 22:17
If Americans turn in on themselves if could be a good thing for the rest of the world and they will become irrelevant and disappear from the world
stage while they implode and all their teeth fall out when the Fluoride is turned off and die off without vaccines in the next pandemic - then the
Buffalo can take back over what was rightfully theirs ;D Eddie RUKidding - 8-11-2024 at 22:09
BBP - 9-11-2024 at 17:02
But tits aere healthy for you!Eddie RUKidding - 9-11-2024 at 21:26
^ Very True, but this does not look healthy or Safe
Eddie RUKidding - 10-11-2024 at 22:14
Eddie RUKidding - 10-11-2024 at 22:18
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico. BBP - 11-11-2024 at 20:33
Today came the last mailing list CyberJoke 3000TM, Al Lowe's joke mailing list. Been a member for at least 15 years.
A man spent Saturday afternoon in his lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. His nosy female neighbor was outraged and shouted
over at him, "You should be hung!" He sipped his beer and calmly replied, "I am. That's why she mows the lawn!"
Joe and John were twin brothers. John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few days later a little old lady met Joe on the
street and mistook him for John. "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe replied, "Oh, not really. The
fact is: I'm glad to be rid of her. She was getting old and rotten. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like dead fish. She was
always taking on water, had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, which got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy
and it was difficult to keep her upright. But what really finished her off was when I loaned her to four young roughnecks who wanted her for a good
time. I warned 'em that she weren't no good, but they decided to have a go with her anyways. You know that those damn fools all tried to get
on her at the same time? It was just too much for the old girl and, while they were trying to get into their various positions, she split right up the
middle!" The old woman fainted.Eddie RUKidding - 11-11-2024 at 22:38
Apparently I'm off Portuguese / Viking Extraction
My Opera singing sister had a DNA test done on out parents, they are staying here in Kingston and thought they let me know (they are 84 & 85).
No wonder I like Zappa's music. Maybe I'm a Smelt fisherman and I do like a Pancake Breakfast Eddie RUKidding - 13-11-2024 at 23:36
and Don't forget to turn the gas off Eddie RUKidding - 14-11-2024 at 23:54
One for Plook Plook - 15-11-2024 at 21:28
š¤¦āāļø LOLEddie RUKidding - 15-11-2024 at 22:27
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Plook - 22-11-2024 at 00:19
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Or is Roberts Planet full of Roger WatersEddie RUKidding - 22-11-2024 at 22:33
Eddie RUKidding - 24-11-2024 at 00:15
Latest pick for US Surgeon General Eddie RUKidding - 24-11-2024 at 23:21
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Eddie RUKidding - 25-11-2024 at 22:06
A man in a bar starts talking to a prostituteā¦
He says āhow much for a hand job?ā She says itās ā¬250.
He says, ā ā¬250 for a lousy hand job? Thatās crazy! āShe says, āHoney, follow me" and takes him outside.
āSee that Ferrari? I bought that Ferrari just with money from hand jobs. I give the best in the worldā
So he figures heāll try it, and what do you know, itās great.
Itās a week before heās horny again. So he goes back to the same bar and asked her about a blowjob. She says "itās ā¬500. He thinks
thatās too much. She says, āHoney, come out back. See that big house up on the hill? I bought that house with just money from blowjobs. I give the
best blow jobs.ā So he takes her up on it and itās amazing.
Heās absolutely drained for a month. Now heās obsessed and he has to go back. He finds her in the bar. Desperately, he says āI gotta know, how
much for the pussy?ā āOh honey,ā she says, āIf I had one of those Iād own this town.ā Eddie RUKidding - 27-11-2024 at 00:12
Suspicious package in the mail that has a suspicious sulphuric smell.
Police comes, the eplosives expert carefully opens the package...
which contains a children's book on farts.Eddie RUKidding - 27-11-2024 at 22:59
^
Remember: Ghostbusters taught us that crossing the streams is a bad idea.......
Eddie RUKidding - 29-11-2024 at 00:50
Why canāt you send a duck to space?
Because the bill would be astronomical.Plook - 29-11-2024 at 14:40
^^^That is Dad Joke Territory...Eddie RUKidding - 29-11-2024 at 21:42
This is not much better
Why did the atheist fail at algebraic exponentiation? He couldn't conceive of higher powers.Eddie RUKidding - 30-11-2024 at 22:46
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Eddie RUKidding - 2-12-2024 at 22:03
Trump has been hit by a cease and desist order from Gibson.
as the design infringes upon Gibson's exclusive trademarks,
$11,500 The Trump Guitars website lists an "American Eagle Series" inlaid with Trump's campaign slogan "Make America Great
Again"
Eddie RUKidding - 3-12-2024 at 23:36
Whatās the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop?
One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station.Plook - 4-12-2024 at 01:26
^^^LOLPlook - 4-12-2024 at 01:28
I read this and laughed it is very Americanized but I am sure you all can figure it out.
I donāt mean to be a Grinch, however....to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything
that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window,
fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too
much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
Have a safe & sane Christmas Season!! Eddie RUKidding - 4-12-2024 at 07:12
^ LOL that's A beauty and good timing
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Calvin - 6-12-2024 at 02:24
Never get into a pillow fight with Death. You can't handle the reaper cushions!Eddie RUKidding - 6-12-2024 at 04:20
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance. Eddie RUKidding - 10-12-2024 at 21:54
Eddie RUKidding - 12-12-2024 at 00:33
Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was Moon. Buzz said he was always fated to be the second man on the moon. Who was the first?
His father. Eddie RUKidding - 12-12-2024 at 21:48
Eddie RUKidding - 13-12-2024 at 22:04
I told my wife I like Eminem and she told me she prefers Skittles.
I told her I meant the rapper.
She asked me why I would eat the wrapper.BBP - 13-12-2024 at 22:46
I heard this Jim Jones joke the other day. I'd repeat it here but the punch line was too long.Eddie RUKidding - 13-12-2024 at 23:54
Eddie RUKidding - 14-12-2024 at 21:30
I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers. Eddie RUKidding - 14-12-2024 at 22:11
Eddie RUKidding - 16-12-2024 at 00:01
A Polish bloke goes to the opticians.
The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters: C Z Y N Q S T A S Z.
The optician asks, "Can you read this?"
"Read it?" the bloke replies, "I know him."Eddie RUKidding - 17-12-2024 at 01:04
Uncle Meats Xmas BBP - 17-12-2024 at 17:38
Actually that looks really tasty!Eddie RUKidding - 17-12-2024 at 20:38
A mosquito cried out in pain
A chemist has poisoned my brain!
The cause of his sorrow was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethaneEddie RUKidding - 19-12-2024 at 21:25
More xmas cheer Eddie RUKidding - 20-12-2024 at 21:35
We all know where The Big Apple is.
But no one knows where Mineapolis. Eddie RUKidding - 21-12-2024 at 21:33
polydigm - 22-12-2024 at 20:17
Thatās actually not that funny. Thatās what happened to my paternal grandfather. His parents were already struggling when he came along so they
handed him over to the Gordon Boys Home. Much bitterness ensued down the track.Eddie RUKidding - 22-12-2024 at 21:06
Same thing happened to Mrs Eddie in the UK, she grew up in a children's home (mother had mental illness) but you have to move on at some
point...........
BBP - 23-12-2024 at 21:38
I can shake hands with Mrs Eddy, my mother's a mental patient too... Wasn't fun but thanks to BF I'm managing to move on.Eddie RUKidding - 23-12-2024 at 22:27
Eddie RUKidding - 24-12-2024 at 19:42
Merry Xmas Eddie RUKidding - 25-12-2024 at 20:51
Plook - 25-12-2024 at 23:24
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Eddie RUKidding - 27-12-2024 at 21:42
A friend of mine had a problem with his internet and said to me "my twitter feed is not working"
I said, " I'm sorry , I don't follow you"...........Eddie RUKidding - 28-12-2024 at 22:24
Her: Have you done the dishes yet?
Me: I'm doing it now.
