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Eddie RUKidding - 7-1-2025 at 22:24
Plook - 8-1-2025 at 01:38
LOL...
Eddie RUKidding - 8-1-2025 at 22:11
What happens if you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
You get an animal that's in a baaaad mooood!
Eddie RUKidding - 9-1-2025 at 21:01
Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? S’warm.
If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.
Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.
A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.
I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.
I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.
I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.
Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.
Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, they gave me a blank stare.
Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”
Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.
I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.
I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where theSchwarznegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing uptheir own incision? Suture self.
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
Eddie RUKidding - 9-1-2025 at 21:04
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Eddie RUKidding - 10-1-2025 at 19:58
A guy goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, 'You're a good bit overweight. You need to go on a diet.'
The guy says 'What do you suggest?'
The doc says' Try the banana diet!'
'What's that?'
'Well, it's like this. You have a banana on the Monday, skip Tuesday, have a banana on Wednesday, skip Thursday, have a banana on Friday and
so on for a month!'
The guy says, 'OK, I'll try it.'
So he goes away.
At the end of the month the doctor phones him to find out how he got on.
The guy's wife answers.
'How did your husband get on with the diet?'
'He's dead,' she replies.
'Dead!?!' says the doc, 'How did he die?'
'Heart attack,' says the wife.
The doctor says, 'That's terrible. Was it the bananas?'
'No!' says the wife, 'It was all that skipping.'
PS the Commander in Orange is now Officially a convicted Felon 
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Eddie RUKidding - 12-1-2025 at 21:20
I'm sure this is a Zappa song :mad:
Eddie RUKidding - 13-1-2025 at 18:57
Eddie RUKidding - 13-1-2025 at 18:58
Eddie RUKidding - 14-1-2025 at 19:16
Eddie RUKidding - 14-1-2025 at 20:03
Effective 20th Jan, Air Force One will be renamed Con Air.
Eddie RUKidding - 15-1-2025 at 22:45
Eddie RUKidding - 15-1-2025 at 22:49
Eddie RUKidding - 16-1-2025 at 19:25
Eddie RUKidding - 17-1-2025 at 20:29
Eddie RUKidding - 18-1-2025 at 21:10
Eddie RUKidding - 18-1-2025 at 21:11
Eddie RUKidding - 19-1-2025 at 21:27
ursinator2.0 - 20-1-2025 at 12:15
A day to cherish the American dream with a little help by french lady Domi:
DOMi reharmonizing the national anthem (Ingrid Andress - Home Run Derby 2024)
Eddie RUKidding - 20-1-2025 at 19:31
^Needs more rockets
microtonal jazz singing 
Maybe this is something Zappa could have taken up :devil:
Eddie RUKidding - 20-1-2025 at 19:57
The Eddie version of Rockets lol
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LdLbA3_Za2c?feature=share
Eddie RUKidding - 21-1-2025 at 03:15
What's next no threesomes with Lesbians...... :devil:
https://youtu.be/vFolgmnshlI
Eddie RUKidding - 22-1-2025 at 00:15
Trumps Stargate................. ;D 😃 ;D 😃
To infinity and Beyond says Kaptan Trump 😃
As a non American who find American politics funny (at times very scary) I’ve been thinking about this for past days. What do you think would be
going on in the Cheyenne mountain right now? What would the team be saying?
https://youtu.be/1oFH-faw4SY
Eddie RUKidding - 22-1-2025 at 20:23
Eddie RUKidding - 22-1-2025 at 21:51
https://www.instagram.com/p/DFHRGnpOakE/?utm_source=ig_embed...
BBP - 23-1-2025 at 20:08
Client of ours booked a stay in Dubai in June, and now wants to rebook elsewhere because he realises Dubai is going to be hot then. Thing is, he got
an expensive hotel and an expensive airline, so that joke is gonna cost him 10K.
Eddie RUKidding - 23-1-2025 at 20:49
What an idiot- its like my Oven problem in Kingston.............
Its so bad its funny..........
Freekin got a new kitchen in Kingston -which is ok but first the porcelain bench top (exbloodypesncive) that Mrs Eddie wanted, has cracked twice in
the same joint spot (they are coming back at end of Jan to fix - again....) but just before xmas the new oven developed a problem- that's now the
third oven is 3 different houses, we have had a problem with.
At FuCoonhuna we had a Belling - which sheate itself twice until the supplier said very sorry and replaced to with a SMEG unit.........AGGGGGGGG,
before that we had a new oven (Westinghouse) develop a problem in the Sunbury house....................
Now the new EURO oven - just before xmas, developed a door hinge problem (only 4 months old) and wont close the oven door...............
we are still waiting for the hinge part to turn up so the local electrician can fix under warranty. ... Now Mrs Eddie had been dealing with this one
until yesterday when I could see she had had enough - so I took over- three phones call later I found out the Adelaide based warehouse had sent the
part to the wrong Kingston (Kingston on Murray) and not SE ....... AHHHHHHHH
I let them know the oven company and the company we got the oven from (the Kitchen cabinet company) - I said I will get nasty in no uncertain terms
(and I can get nasty), if they don't pull their finger out. Was nicer to the guy at the parts warehouse that sent the part to the wrong place, as
he sounded like he only has half a brain.....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PS will be ringing them again today as no confirmation that the part has been posted..............
BBP - 26-1-2025 at 17:05
Pff terrible, oven issues. When you realize there's a problem the oven is too hot to fix straight away and when it's cooled down it's
too greasy to touch.
Ours has been a pain for years when the inside window came loose and stared leaking, so that if we'd use it, invariably there'd be
mysterious brown grease leaking out of it. We fixed that in the end, but the lightbulb is now broken and has been replaced three times, only for the
replacement bulb to break on first use.
Not to mention the temperature indication on the wheel is a nightmare.
Aaanyway...
Dad bought a new electric bicycle after the old one broke down, but had overlooked that it would arrive on the day he would have to go to the
hospital, so I first had to ask one of my neighbors if they could receive it for us. Dad's trip to hospital, because his bike had broken was to
be by bus, and I watned him to get a back-up plan like a cab or a stroller, but of course he just plain walked to the bus stop, only to come back ten
minutes later to say "I can't make it" and force me to search all over for cab phone numbers before he got away.
He arrived at the hospital in time via cab, went back by bus, and got his bicycle from the neighbors who were kind enough to put it in the hallway for
him. Yesterday we put his bicycle together (addd the handlebars and the front wheel and stuff), I'm still waiting for his test run.
Eddie RUKidding - 26-1-2025 at 21:15
Glad the bicycle worked out and hope your dad is doing better
The part of the oven is now being couriered and meant to get it Tues or Weds nest week
BBP - 28-1-2025 at 12:44
You shouldn't laugh at this I guess, but currently there's a trial against Fouad L., who was angry he couldn't finish his medical study
because he had been convicted of having tortured his rabbit. So he killed his neigbhbor, his neighbor's daughter and then killed one of his
teachers.
His defense? He claims to have prevented mass murder as he didn't drive his car through the hospital.
Eddie RUKidding - 28-1-2025 at 18:59
Not good, there are some scary people out there and some of them are world leaders too. :wow:
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
I think it’s the Chopin board.
Eddie RUKidding - 28-1-2025 at 19:03
Eddie RUKidding - 28-1-2025 at 22:30
Eddie RUKidding - 29-1-2025 at 18:59
What America needs to clean up the mess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaoMZhtlIFg
In the meantime here is my new ditty to sing along to, while Dump is in power.....
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LdLbA3_Za2c?feature=share
Eddie RUKidding - 29-1-2025 at 21:19
Eddie RUKidding - 30-1-2025 at 19:16
BBP - 30-1-2025 at 19:45
Yeah I got tons of that kind of shenanigans at work. Worst offender was the man who asked if we dealt with God because our planes go so high,
Drunk? High? Prank? Still don't know.
Eddie RUKidding - 30-1-2025 at 20:12
You could have said Ok- if you have any questions I can pass them on.....
Eddie RUKidding - 31-1-2025 at 19:18
https://www.maverick-hifi.com/post/obituaries-12810979?trail...
Bazzer
wrote:
Marianne Faithfull 78 RIP
Eddie wrote:
I though she was older than that - Mick was/ is a cradle snatcher 😉
petrichor wrote:
That's what too much sex, drugs and rock & roll does to you.
Pete the Feet
wrote:
And chocolate.
A Mars a day didn't keep the grim reaper away.
Eddie RUKidding - 1-2-2025 at 18:25
I went to a wedding and they played "The Twist" so I did the Twist,.
Then they played "Macerena" so I did the Macerena.
Then they played "Come On Eileen".
I was told to leave.
BBP - 1-2-2025 at 20:54
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
Eddie RUKidding - 1-2-2025 at 22:26
Feminist: "My body is a temple."
Mel: "Oh, it's only open on Sundays then
Eddie RUKidding - 3-2-2025 at 19:53
Its as believable as anything Dump says 😉
https://youtu.be/NlnfiteAn6c
Eddie RUKidding - 4-2-2025 at 19:15
Eddie RUKidding - 5-2-2025 at 03:11
Anyone for a round of Golf at the New Trump Gaza golf course.......
I hear it has a good many holes and nice sand traps.
Eddie RUKidding - 5-2-2025 at 19:27
Eddie RUKidding - 5-2-2025 at 19:28
lol
https://twitter.com/i/status/1886824235990970386
Eddie RUKidding - 5-2-2025 at 19:31
BBP - 5-2-2025 at 20:51
hahahahahaha!
In real life funnies here, a seal managed to bob his way into a couple's hotel room in Vlissingen.
https://www.omroepzeeland.nl/nieuws/17207072/bekijk-hier-hoe...
Eddie RUKidding - 6-2-2025 at 18:05
I wonder if Trump still does coke. Musk is obviously still on Ketamine. Just say neigh Elon. :swear:
Eddie RUKidding - 7-2-2025 at 20:19
Eddie RUKidding - 7-2-2025 at 20:45
Eddie RUKidding - 8-2-2025 at 21:03
My Trump Theme tune of "WTF Rockets Trump Theme"
The Dystopian The Orange one new world order tune is sounding sweeter than ever unfortunately ................
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LdLbA3_Za2c?feature=share
Eddie RUKidding - 9-2-2025 at 20:40
Eddie RUKidding - 9-2-2025 at 21:12
Life is a Highway and I'm going to ride it..............:biggrin:
Eddie RUKidding - 10-2-2025 at 04:58
the Suppper Booowl
Its just Robo Cops playing on Shag pile Carpet
here is the real stuff :devil:
https://youtu.be/EyOXY8BTWjg
Eddie RUKidding - 10-2-2025 at 17:37
Eddie RUKidding - 10-2-2025 at 22:09
Song of the Day - makes me laugh every time RIP Shirl the singer on this
PS have just come back from Walking the Dog lol
https://youtu.be/uKqEBO3Wbl0
Eddie RUKidding - 11-2-2025 at 18:03
Eddie RUKidding - 11-2-2025 at 18:05
This was me when I got my most recent 7th (Taylor) guitar lol
Eddie RUKidding - 12-2-2025 at 20:29
Plook - 13-2-2025 at 03:01
Eddie RUKidding - 13-2-2025 at 03:06
LOL to true and virtual wipe your arse paper
Eddie RUKidding - 13-2-2025 at 13:35
from the old days on Zappa.com
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damn it did work
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Eddie RUKidding - 13-2-2025 at 20:03
off on Hols for 2 weeks in the caravan - mayybe my cr@p song will be a hit when I get back lol
here is my Hol music pick off the day
https://youtu.be/X8CPXuqeiI0
Plook - 14-2-2025 at 19:38
Valentines Love to all...
Plook - 19-2-2025 at 02:42
BBP - 19-2-2025 at 20:38
https://comicskingdom.com/bizarro/2025-02-18
Plook - 20-2-2025 at 01:18
Eddie RUKidding - 21-2-2025 at 10:59
Eddie RUKidding - 21-2-2025 at 19:23
Plook - 22-2-2025 at 19:56
Eddie RUKidding - 22-2-2025 at 20:07
^LOL
Eddie RUKidding - 23-2-2025 at 04:24
PS you can always check me put on my linkedin page
https://www.linkedin.com/in/john-harris-82899765/
Eddie RUKidding - 23-2-2025 at 07:33
At Port Fairy and its boring as batshit and have booked Mt Gambier for tomorrow we are forgoing our $40 (with seniors discount) for the PF site for
tomorrow lol
I even said in the PF bottle shop is this town run by the masons as it has no poker machine and I just got evil stares when I said I hate masons lol
so we are going to the Big 4 van park in Mt G lol
https://www.big4.com.au/caravan-parks/sa/limestone-coast/blu...
Mrs Eddie just called me an embarrassment (and not for the first time)
as I just slagged off at PF to some fellow camper - who said they would come back for a drink later (from Essex lol )
I told her my middle name is Philip (with one L) as my parents name me after prince Philip so I have to live up to that ;D
I just got the look
Plook - 25-2-2025 at 02:30
:shocked:
Eddie RUKidding - 25-2-2025 at 04:53
^ very good
Eddie RUKidding - 26-2-2025 at 19:16
BBP - 27-2-2025 at 20:49
hahahaa I think I could add a thousand to them and find someone will have attempted to make such an output.
Eddie RUKidding - 27-2-2025 at 21:17
me too and some of them are mine lol
I specialise in making bad musik :biggrin:
I'm getting more reviews on ABC JJJ, so far they are kind
https://www.abc.net.au/triplejunearthed/artist/eddie-rukiddi...
Plook - 27-2-2025 at 21:43
Good stuff Eddie...:guitar2:
Eddie RUKidding - 27-2-2025 at 22:04
Thanks Mate
my Son Eddie jnr - a much better guitarist, will do the Mar-a-Lago rip off parody song of Frampton "show me the way" complete with voice box
tube for me for ABC JJJ unearthed
so watch this space :mad:
Eddie RUKidding - 28-2-2025 at 19:29
Flake Inc lol
Eddie RUKidding - 28-2-2025 at 20:36
My answer to Musk employee questions in 4 steps
1. P!iss on Trump
2. P!iss on Musk
3. Suck Trumps D!ck
4. Suck Musks D!ck
5. I resign
Eddie RUKidding - 28-2-2025 at 20:36
PS make that 5 lol
Eddie RUKidding - 1-3-2025 at 18:46
There was once a young lady named Jill
Who tried a grenade for a thrill
They found her v@gina
In North Carolina
And bits of her t!ts in Brazil
Eddie RUKidding - 1-3-2025 at 19:01
they are coming thick and fast lol
Eddie RUKidding - 2-3-2025 at 20:08
Eddie RUKidding - 3-3-2025 at 18:54
At first I was excited about my new job as a hotel receptionist.
Then I started to get reservations.
Eddie RUKidding - 4-3-2025 at 20:53
What do you call someone that compulsively steals seaweed?
A kelptomaniac.
Eddie RUKidding - 5-3-2025 at 19:38
Yesterday, we went out for pancakes. (Don't ask!)
I asked the waiter if I could get 48 pancakes on a single plate.
He said he wasn’t sure, that’s a pretty tall order.
Eddie RUKidding - 6-3-2025 at 18:03
:biggrin::devil:
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https://www.maverick-hifi.com/post/jokes-old-and-new-1280915...
Plook - 7-3-2025 at 18:27
Eddie RUKidding - 7-3-2025 at 18:29
Eddie RUKidding - 7-3-2025 at 19:01
https://youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
Eddie RUKidding - 9-3-2025 at 05:41
Eddie RUKidding - 9-3-2025 at 19:04
https://youtu.be/8peiLVFsLdw
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