I just texted to ABC regional vic radio that my first wall poster was Frank Zappa a lie I never had a poster of him lol but they announced it ( they
were asking for posters as kids ) and a sailing song - so I said Oceans Deep Broderick Smith
Just listening to ABC radio and some fool Kiwi has been studying Oz Wombats and why they have square cubic poo - which I knew (no a lot about sh!T)
So I think they are from Cambridge lol
A try-try-triceratops.Eddie RUKidding - 21-3-2025 at 19:26
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haahhahaha I like that one Eddie RUKidding - 21-3-2025 at 20:19
its a good one and sums up things at presentEddie RUKidding - 22-3-2025 at 20:15
BBP - 22-3-2025 at 21:22
How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking, JK rolling.Eddie RUKidding - 23-3-2025 at 19:12
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Spam Alot...Eddie RUKidding - 24-3-2025 at 19:12
During an extended bondage sex session the guy dies while still "rodgering" his wife in doggy style with her strapped to the bed.
She eventually frees herself and calls the police, who attend and, despite a few quiet chuckles amongst themselves about the "circumstances"
find nothing else that's out of the ordinary and " natural causes - a sudden heart attack due to 'over exertion' " is decided
on as the reason for his death.
A few days later the grieving widow gets a call from the undertaker at the funeral home.
The undertaker tells her,
"I'm sorry to have to inform you Ma'am, but due to the excessive amounts of Viagra present in your husband's blood when he died,
he still has a huge erection."
"As 'things stand', no pun intended, we will not be able to hold the open casket viewing that you requested without it being extremely
visible to the mourners...."
"In fact, at the moment, even a closed casket ceremony will be problematic, since getting the lid on will be a problem."
"Obviously we would prefer to be able to spare you from such embarrassment, if at all possible."
"Do you have any preference regarding how we should proceed?"
The wife replies,
"I don't believe that this is a serious problem, please just cut it off and shove it up his arse...."
After a brief, stunned silence, the undertaker replies,
"Well, if that is your wish Ma'am, then so be it."
Then he "makes the necessary adjustments."
On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time as he lies in his casket.
As she leans in, to leave a final kiss on his brow, she notices what appears to be a tear rolling down his cheek.
She smiles sweetly and whispers in his ear,
"It fucking hurts doesn't it!" Plook - 25-3-2025 at 00:28
Dam Eddie...Hooyah...:shocked:Eddie RUKidding - 25-3-2025 at 02:17
I'm so old I remember when drug searches at music festival entrances were to ensure attendees had plenty for the weekend. :mad:Eddie RUKidding - 25-3-2025 at 18:50
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. :mad:Eddie RUKidding - 29-3-2025 at 21:49
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This ones for Bonny...:grin:
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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system? They looked at the reviews and saw it only had 1 star.Plook - 3-4-2025 at 21:15
We have renamed the body of water in our toilet, the Gulf of Trump and anything floating in it, a Musk..."Honey did you leave a Musk in the Gulf
of Trump?"...😹😹😹Eddie RUKidding - 3-4-2025 at 21:18
I liked the one in the side bar about Heaven tariffing US Miracles....Eddie RUKidding - 4-4-2025 at 19:09
its a gooden but this is better
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How many letters in the Pirate Alphabet?
Eleven.....
I, I, O, R and the 7CsEddie RUKidding - 8-4-2025 at 19:15
I just helped my neighbour bury a rolled up carpet in the woods.
Her boyfriend would’ve done it, but he’s out of townEddie RUKidding - 8-4-2025 at 19:16
There was a little mouse called Keith,
Who circumcised men with his teeth.
It wasn't for leisure,
Or sexual pleasure,
It was just for the cheese underneathEddie RUKidding - 9-4-2025 at 18:47
A composition incorporating many people with chest coldsEddie RUKidding - 14-4-2025 at 22:07
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I once tried to buy a house on an old Indian reservation, when I asked if it came with running water,
he told me to f@ck off and find my own wifeEddie RUKidding - 16-4-2025 at 21:23
Allregretto
When you’re 16 bars into a piece and realize you started at too fast a tempoBBP - 16-4-2025 at 21:52
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? Poor guy really needed some space.Eddie RUKidding - 17-4-2025 at 21:36
A nod to Gregory Peckery
Gregorian Champ
The title bestowed upon the monk who can hold a note the longestEddie RUKidding - 18-4-2025 at 19:45
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I was trying not to wake anyone up the other night.
How many Trumps in a Trumpet?
just asking for a Dictator Friend .....Eddie RUKidding - 19-4-2025 at 23:40
Pick your answer from below:
A Trumpette is a young female Trump.
A trombone is a paperclip in France.
A potato is a tuba.Eddie RUKidding - 21-4-2025 at 23:13
I swapped the C and T keys around on everyone's keyboard at work.
Since then I've had loads of emails calling me a tunc.Eddie RUKidding - 22-4-2025 at 00:30
Maybe the new Pope can also be the new head of the Federal Reserve as only God can fixed the mess the US is in lolEddie RUKidding - 22-4-2025 at 22:42
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Drinking 10 glasses of alcohol in an American costal city is considered a wild night.
10 drinks in week is considered being an alcoholic in the Bible Belt.
10 glasses of vodka in an hour in Finland is considered TuesdayEddie RUKidding - 23-4-2025 at 20:48
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Man arrested for putting fake arrow decals on the floor in IKEA and for creating a labyrinth with no exitEddie RUKidding - 24-4-2025 at 20:31
Sadly qualifies as "not funny" due to a horrific find of a few months a back of a cat in a trash container in Nieuwegein (NL). It had been
skinned alive and was still living. The vet put the poor creature to sleep.Eddie RUKidding - 24-4-2025 at 21:06
Skinned Cats is not the intent of the Joke................Eddie RUKidding - 26-4-2025 at 19:13
What do doctors do for people obsessed with yachts?
Prescribe anti-buy-yachtics.Eddie RUKidding - 27-4-2025 at 21:16
Why do the French never eat two eggs for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf
and again lol
I got stopped by the police in France because the number 9 on my registration was obscured by mud.
He let me go though because he said he could see I had a neuf on my plate.
Eddie RUKidding - 27-4-2025 at 21:39
My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, and Lydian.
The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.Eddie RUKidding - 28-4-2025 at 22:40
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Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster...Plook - 29-4-2025 at 19:36
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BBP - 1-5-2025 at 21:45
Three men are sitting in the train, looking at their phones.
The first one moans, the second one groans, and the third one says "Willya stop talking about politics?!"Plook - 2-5-2025 at 00:19
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.Eddie RUKidding - 4-5-2025 at 20:49
