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Eddie RUKidding - 6-5-2025 at 21:34
Advert from the Gawain Gazette, 6th May 1325
Single suit of armour now half price.
For one knight only.
Eddie RUKidding - 6-5-2025 at 21:40
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I forgot to pay my monthly Scrabble Club subscription.
Now they’re sending me threatening letters.
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Eddie RUKidding - 10-5-2025 at 22:01
I went to Subway to apply for a sandwich-making job.
They told me all the rolls were taken.
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Eddie RUKidding - 18-5-2025 at 22:03
"We recently targeted your company in Cyber attack "
"How did we do ?"
" Please take a moment to rate your experience " 
Eddie RUKidding - 19-5-2025 at 22:46
Plook - 19-5-2025 at 23:54
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Plook - 28-5-2025 at 00:36
Eddie RUKidding - 28-5-2025 at 21:18
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they 'Aaargh!'
Plook - 28-5-2025 at 23:19
Eddie RUKidding - 29-5-2025 at 00:01
BBP - 29-5-2025 at 11:19
Real Life Is Funny Sometimes: we had a callback action from leading candy brand Haribo - candy coke bottles - because there is cannabis in them.
BBP - 29-5-2025 at 20:47
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/29/haribo-recalls...
Eddie RUKidding - 29-5-2025 at 21:05
were Cheech and Chong involved 
https://youtu.be/Dr-I5455nLU
Eddie RUKidding - 29-5-2025 at 21:42
CHEECH & CHONG'S LAST MOVIE INTRO
https://youtu.be/TFvzn7ke7Vw
Plook - 29-5-2025 at 22:54
I saw Cheech & Chong in either 1971 or 72, I tried to look it up but could not find it in the archive...I know I was there I took a date,
technically it was my first concert but I usually count my first concert as Edger Winter Group (w/Rick Derringer and guest Johnny Winter), w/Jo Jo Gun
(Joe Walsh) & Spooky Tooth (Gary Wright) in July 1973 at the Long Beach Arena.
Eddie RUKidding - 29-5-2025 at 23:19
What a line up - some first concert Plook
Plook - 30-5-2025 at 21:36
I went to the California Jam in 1974 at the Ontario Motor Speedway a one day festival in which they used railroad tracks to roll one stage in and
another off to get the festival done in one day.
The thing that almost stopped us from going were the ticket price of $10 an outrageous sum in 1973, the way you got the ticket is you clipped the
"Special Priority Coupon" filled in your information put it in an envelope with $10 and mailed it, then they sent you your
tickets...lol...
The line-up was good so we pulled the trigger, would you:
Rare Earth
Earth, Wind, & Fire
The Eagles
Seals & Croft
Black Oak Arkansas
Black Sabbath
Deep Purple
Emerson, Lake, & Palmer
They sold 250,000 tickets but estimate as many as another 100,000 made it into the concert...
BBP - 31-5-2025 at 11:49
oh, to have been there... I've often felt I was born 20 years too late.
Then again, nowadays I listen to 90s music from time to time, for nostalgic reasons.
Eddie RUKidding - 1-6-2025 at 02:01
Nice, I might have said before that Mrs Eddie was at the 1970 Isle of Wight pop festival and got to see Jimi Hendrixs last big concert along with many
others, she got grounded by her parent of 3 months for that one lol
Below is the Doors at the gig
https://youtu.be/rj405bbDsoY
BBP - 1-6-2025 at 14:51
Worth it! 
Eddie RUKidding - 1-6-2025 at 22:41
Yep she still says it was worth it
Plook - 2-6-2025 at 15:58
I looked it up that was good gig, to early for me but I would have loved to see that line up:
Joan Baez, Joni Mitchell, Jimi Hendrix, (his last ever UK appearance), Donovan, Jethro Tull, Miles Davis, Arrival, Cactus, Family, Taste, Mungo Jerry,
ELP, The Doors, The Who, Spirit, The Moody Blues, Chicago, Procol Harum, Sly and the Family Stone.
Eddie RUKidding - 2-6-2025 at 23:31
Yeah, it was a good one and worth getting grounded for- some say this was a better one than Woodstock!
some more from the gig and missing from your list (Free)
PS I've got the DVD but can't see Mrs Eddie in the crowd lol
https://youtu.be/YxLZq1cXdBc
Eddie RUKidding - 3-6-2025 at 22:46
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Eddie RUKidding - 4-6-2025 at 22:50
Friendship between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10
best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10
best friends, eight of which confirmed he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.
Eddie RUKidding - 6-6-2025 at 00:22
My car broke down somewhere between the port and the Hallmark shop.
Now I’m stuck between a dock and a card place.
Eddie RUKidding - 6-6-2025 at 00:22
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Eddie RUKidding - 7-6-2025 at 23:12
man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more
time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks,
"Honey, please...just one more time."
She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..."
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"..
Eddie RUKidding - 7-6-2025 at 23:14
Strangely....
In Iran, everyone is afraid of spiders.
But in Iraq, no phobia.
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I have never served a weasel before, what can I get for you".
"Pop" goes the weasel.
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Eddie RUKidding - 21-6-2025 at 00:42
Cyclist repeatedly fails Captcha test due to inability to recognise traffic lights.
Eddie RUKidding - 23-6-2025 at 00:19
Eddie RUKidding - 24-6-2025 at 23:06
Fun fact: Obama's and Trump's combined IQ is the same as Obama's...
Eddie RUKidding - 26-6-2025 at 23:59
Plook - 27-6-2025 at 21:57
Eddie RUKidding - 27-6-2025 at 23:19
A sculptor quoted me $50 for a custom statuette of Babe Ruth.
I thought that sounded cheap, but he said it’s just a ball park figure.
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Eddie RUKidding - 3-7-2025 at 00:51
My son came home from school. I asked him what he'd learned today. He said "Gay people like Sony, Lesbians like Sanyo and the Trans people
like Panasonic"
"Son," I said "those are just stereo types"
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Plook - 8-7-2025 at 00:53
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Eddie RUKidding - 18-7-2025 at 02:06
A Bamboozled by love joke.........
Eddie RUKidding - 20-7-2025 at 00:38
"what made you leave your last employment?"
"Coldplay..."
Eddie RUKidding - 27-7-2025 at 00:07
SPINAL TAP II: THE END CONTINUES | Official Trailer (2025)
https://youtu.be/ZwsLJPrgB7A
Plook - 28-7-2025 at 18:09
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Eddie RUKidding - 30-7-2025 at 23:30
Jesus Christ was going to be called Gary until Mary stood on a Lego...
Eddie RUKidding - 3-8-2025 at 06:56
I was in the cemetry the other day and I saw a bloke get up from behind a gravestone. "Morning" I said. "No, just having a shit"
he said.
Eddie RUKidding - 3-8-2025 at 07:07
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4KXyGkZ5KUA?feature=share
Plook - 4-8-2025 at 18:39
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BBP - 8-8-2025 at 23:13
Nope, just forks here. What am I supposed to see?
Eddie RUKidding - 9-8-2025 at 00:25
think I posted it too big- gives it away- flowing goo or something like that
Eddie RUKidding - 9-8-2025 at 00:38
Plook - 9-8-2025 at 02:29
Plook - 11-8-2025 at 18:18
This one is for Bonny...
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Plook - 12-8-2025 at 20:16
BBP - 12-8-2025 at 20:49
From Edinburgh Fringe:
This spider has been in my house so long, it should pay half the wifi. As a web developer, it can afford to.
Eddie RUKidding - 13-8-2025 at 23:29
What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A literalist takes things literally.
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally
Plook - 14-8-2025 at 01:11
Eddie RUKidding - 15-8-2025 at 00:03
I invented a boomerang with teeth.
I should have known it would come back to bite me.
Eddie RUKidding - 15-8-2025 at 23:56
Eddie RUKidding - 18-8-2025 at 01:20
A man enters the confessional and tells the priest “I almost had an affair with another woman.”
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The man said, "Well, we took our clothes off and rubbed against each other, but then I
stopped!" The priest said, "Rubbing against each other is like getting into each other. You'll never see that woman again. For your
penance, say five Hail Marys and put £50 in the poor box!"
The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked toward the poor box. He paused for a moment, then began to leave.
The priest, who was watching him, ran to him and said, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The man replied, "Yes, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
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Eddie RUKidding - 20-8-2025 at 01:00
I’ve hired a pirate as our new first aider; he is excellent at C P Arrrrrr
Eddie RUKidding - 20-8-2025 at 23:29
Eddie RUKidding - 21-8-2025 at 23:22
Jazz is an accident waiting to have happened (Spinal Tap)
Eddie RUKidding - 23-8-2025 at 00:06
Did you hear about the Cormorant that fancied a Shag? Or the Parrot that fancied a Cockatoo?
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