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Well if it was good enough for Henry VIII 
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Plook
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You have to be up on US craziness and memes to get this one and I wrote it myself...
I went to the poling place this morning and handed them a coconut with my signature on it, which they accepted.
The 3 cars in front of me handed them Cheetos which were going to make a mess as usual with all that orange stuff, they apparently only had a concept
of a plan for what to do.
The car behind me had a Bear carcass in the trunk and a whales head strapped to the roof...😹😹😹
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^ 
Have you voted Plook
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Plook
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I did...
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Well done - lookz like the West Coast went All Blue- hope its enough thou
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My condolances to our American friends...
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The guy could sell ice to Iceland, people bought it hook line and sinker disaster...
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Will Trump install a Maccas in the White House and make Foreign Leaders eat it
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If Americans turn in on themselves if could be a good thing for the rest of the world and they will become irrelevant and disappear from the world
stage while they implode and all their teeth fall out when the Fluoride is turned off and die off without vaccines in the next pandemic - then the
Buffalo can take back over what was rightfully theirs ;D
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But tits aere healthy for you!
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^ Very True, but this does not look healthy or Safe
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What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
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Today came the last mailing list CyberJoke 3000TM, Al Lowe's joke mailing list. Been a member for at least 15 years.
A man spent Saturday afternoon in his lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. His nosy female neighbor was outraged and shouted
over at him, "You should be hung!" He sipped his beer and calmly replied, "I am. That's why she mows the lawn!"
Joe and John were twin brothers. John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few days later a little old lady met Joe on the street and
mistook him for John. "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe replied, "Oh, not really. The fact is: I'm glad to be rid of
her. She was getting old and rotten. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always taking on water, had a bad crack
in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, which got bigger every time I used her. She leaked like crazy and it was difficult to keep her
upright. But what really finished her off was when I loaned her to four young roughnecks who wanted her for a good time. I warned 'em that she weren't
no good, but they decided to have a go with her anyways. You know that those damn fools all tried to get on her at the same time? It was just too much
for the old girl and, while they were trying to get into their various positions, she split right up the middle!" The old woman fainted.
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