But did it come back :mad:


https://youtu.be/cUuID6Rz1FU

Apparently I'm off Portuguese / Viking Extraction
My Opera singing sister had a DNA test done on out parents, they are staying here in Kingston and thought they let me know (they are 84 & 85).
No wonder I like Zappa's music. Maybe I'm a Smelt fisherman and I do like a Pancake Breakfast

and Don't forget to turn the gas off

One for Plook

🤦‍♂️ LOL

^ :biggrin:
Or is Roberts Planet full of Roger Waters

Latest pick for US Surgeon General :freak:

A man in a bar starts talking to a prostitute…
He says “how much for a hand job?” She says it’s €250.
He says, “ €250 for a lousy hand job? That’s crazy! “She says, “Honey, follow me" and takes him outside.
“See that Ferrari? I bought that Ferrari just with money from hand jobs. I give the best in the world”
So he figures he’ll try it, and what do you know, it’s great.
It’s a week before he’s horny again. So he goes back to the same bar and asked her about a blowjob. She says "it’s €500. He thinks that’s too much. She says, “Honey, come out back. See that big house up on the hill? I bought that house with just money from blowjobs. I give the best blow jobs.” So he takes her up on it and it’s amazing.
He’s absolutely drained for a month. Now he’s obsessed and he has to go back. He finds her in the bar. Desperately, he says “I gotta know, how much for the pussy?” “Oh honey,” she says, “If I had one of those I’d own this town.”

https://www.omroepbrabant.nl/nieuws/4599615/scheetjesboek-le...

Little gem from the local news:

Suspicious package in the mail that has a suspicious sulphuric smell.

Police comes, the eplosives expert carefully opens the package...

which contains a children's book on farts.

^ :biggrin:
Remember: Ghostbusters taught us that crossing the streams is a bad idea.......