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[*] posted on 29-11-2024 at 00:50


Why can’t you send a duck to space?

Because the bill would be astronomical.




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[*] posted on 29-11-2024 at 14:40


^^^That is Dad Joke Territory...:lol:
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[*] posted on 29-11-2024 at 21:42


This is not much better :biggrin:


Why did the atheist fail at algebraic exponentiation? He couldn't conceive of higher powers.




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[*] posted on 2-12-2024 at 22:03


Trump has been hit by a cease and desist order from Gibson.
as the design infringes upon Gibson's exclusive trademarks,
$11,500 The Trump Guitars website lists an "American Eagle Series" inlaid with Trump's campaign slogan "Make America Great Again"





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[*] posted on 3-12-2024 at 23:36


What’s the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop?
One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station.




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[*] posted on 4-12-2024 at 01:26


^^^LOL
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[*] posted on 4-12-2024 at 01:28


I read this and laughed it is very Americanized but I am sure you all can figure it out.


I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however....to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Have a safe & sane Christmas Season!!
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[*] posted on 4-12-2024 at 07:12


^ LOL that's A beauty and good timing :bald:





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[*] posted on 6-12-2024 at 02:24


Never get into a pillow fight with Death. You can't handle the reaper cushions!



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[*] posted on 6-12-2024 at 04:20


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[*] posted on 6-12-2024 at 21:48


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[*] posted on 9-12-2024 at 21:54


I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance. :D



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