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Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name was Moon. Buzz said he was always fated to be the second man on the moon. Who was the first?
His father. 
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I told my wife I like Eminem and she told me she prefers Skittles.
I told her I meant the rapper.
She asked me why I would eat the wrapper.
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I heard this Jim Jones joke the other day. I'd repeat it here but the punch line was too long.
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I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers. 
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A Polish bloke goes to the opticians.
The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters: C Z Y N Q S T A S Z.
The optician asks, "Can you read this?"
"Read it?" the bloke replies, "I know him."
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Uncle Meats Xmas 
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Actually that looks really tasty!
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Yeah, looks like a tasty treat
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A mosquito cried out in pain
A chemist has poisoned my brain!
The cause of his sorrow was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane
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More xmas cheer
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We all know where The Big Apple is.
But no one knows where Mineapolis. 
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That’s actually not that funny. That’s what happened to my paternal grandfather. His parents were already struggling when he came along so they
handed him over to the Gordon Boys Home. Much bitterness ensued down the track.
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Same thing happened to Mrs Eddie in the UK, she grew up in a children's home (mother had mental illness) but you have to move on at some
point...........
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I can shake hands with Mrs Eddy, my mother's a mental patient too... Wasn't fun but thanks to BF I'm managing to move on.
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