During an extended bondage sex session the guy dies while still "rodgering" his wife in doggy style with her strapped to the bed.
She eventually frees herself and calls the police, who attend and, despite a few quiet chuckles amongst themselves about the "circumstances"
find nothing else that's out of the ordinary and " natural causes - a sudden heart attack due to 'over exertion' " is decided
on as the reason for his death.
A few days later the grieving widow gets a call from the undertaker at the funeral home.
The undertaker tells her,
"I'm sorry to have to inform you Ma'am, but due to the excessive amounts of Viagra present in your husband's blood when he died,
he still has a huge erection."
"As 'things stand', no pun intended, we will not be able to hold the open casket viewing that you requested without it being extremely
visible to the mourners...."
"In fact, at the moment, even a closed casket ceremony will be problematic, since getting the lid on will be a problem."
"Obviously we would prefer to be able to spare you from such embarrassment, if at all possible."
"Do you have any preference regarding how we should proceed?"
The wife replies,
"I don't believe that this is a serious problem, please just cut it off and shove it up his arse...."
After a brief, stunned silence, the undertaker replies,
"Well, if that is your wish Ma'am, then so be it."
Then he "makes the necessary adjustments."
On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time as he lies in his casket.
As she leans in, to leave a final kiss on his brow, she notices what appears to be a tear rolling down his cheek.
She smiles sweetly and whispers in his ear,
"It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
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