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Cacophany
A composition incorporating many people with chest colds
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I once tried to buy a house on an old Indian reservation, when I asked if it came with running water,
he told me to f@ck off and find my own wife
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Allregretto
When you’re 16 bars into a piece and realize you started at too fast a tempo
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? Poor guy really needed some space.
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A nod to Gregory Peckery
Gregorian Champ
The title bestowed upon the monk who can hold a note the longest
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I was trying not to wake anyone up the other night.
So I put some French pancakes on my feet and crepéd up the stairs
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How many Trumps in a Trumpet?
just asking for a Dictator Friend .....
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Pick your answer from below:
A Trumpette is a young female Trump.
A trombone is a paperclip in France.
A potato is a tuba.
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I swapped the C and T keys around on everyone's keyboard at work.
Since then I've had loads of emails calling me a tunc.
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Maybe the new Pope can also be the new head of the Federal Reserve as only God can fixed the mess the US is in lol
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Drinking 10 glasses of alcohol in an American costal city is considered a wild night.
10 drinks in week is considered being an alcoholic in the Bible Belt.
10 glasses of vodka in an hour in Finland is considered Tuesday
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Man arrested for putting fake arrow decals on the floor in IKEA and for creating a labyrinth with no exit
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Sadly qualifies as "not funny" due to a horrific find of a few months a back of a cat in a trash container in Nieuwegein (NL). It had been skinned
alive and was still living. The vet put the poor creature to sleep.
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Skinned Cats is not the intent of the Joke................
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