What do doctors do for people obsessed with yachts?

Prescribe anti-buy-yachtics.

Why do the French never eat two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf

and again lol

I got stopped by the police in France because the number 9 on my registration was obscured by mud.

He let me go though because he said he could see I had a neuf on my plate.

My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, and Lydian.

The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.

Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster...

Three men are sitting in the train, looking at their phones.

The first one moans, the second one groans, and the third one says "Willya stop talking about politics?!"

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.