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[*] posted on 26-4-2025 at 19:13


What do doctors do for people obsessed with yachts?

Prescribe anti-buy-yachtics.




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[*] posted on 27-4-2025 at 21:16


Why do the French never eat two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf

and again lol

I got stopped by the police in France because the number 9 on my registration was obscured by mud.

He let me go though because he said he could see I had a neuf on my plate.





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[*] posted on 27-4-2025 at 21:39


My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, and Lydian.

The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.




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[*] posted on 29-4-2025 at 08:21


Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster...



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[*] posted on 29-4-2025 at 19:36


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[*] posted on 30-4-2025 at 17:08


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[*] posted on 1-5-2025 at 21:45


Three men are sitting in the train, looking at their phones.

The first one moans, the second one groans, and the third one says "Willya stop talking about politics?!"




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[*] posted on 4-5-2025 at 20:48


I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.



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