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This one is for Bonny...
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From Edinburgh Fringe:
This spider has been in my house so long, it should pay half the wifi. As a web developer, it can afford to.
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What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A literalist takes things literally.
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally
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I invented a boomerang with teeth.
I should have known it would come back to bite me.
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A man enters the confessional and tells the priest “I almost had an affair with another woman.”
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The man said, "Well, we took our clothes off and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped!" The
priest said, "Rubbing against each other is like getting into each other. You'll never see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and
put £50 in the poor box!"
The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked toward the poor box. He paused for a moment, then began to leave.
The priest, who was watching him, ran to him and said, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The man replied, "Yes, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"
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I’ve hired a pirate as our new first aider; he is excellent at C P Arrrrrr 
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Jazz is an accident waiting to have happened (Spinal Tap)
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Did you hear about the Cormorant that fancied a Shag? Or the Parrot that fancied a Cockatoo?
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