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Every morning I take my pet cow for a walk through the vineyard. That's right - I herd it through the grape vines...
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https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/sep/29/can-you-solve-it-ung...
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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only has a photo of one of them in her wallet. Because, when you have seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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What did the Drummer with triplet baby girls name them?
Hanna 1
Hanna 2
Hanna 3
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A women appeared in court for killing her husband.
She evidently smashed him over the head with his vintage guitar collection.
The judge asked “First Offender?”
“No” she replied “ I think it was a Gibson!”
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A hippopotamus is faster than a human being on land and in water........
The only way to beat it in a triathlon is to have a really good cycling stage.
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I just heard that a man collapsed on the big wheel at the local fair.
Paramedics on site say he is slowly coming around
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Strippers don't have air conditioning in their homes. ............Onlyfans
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The only thing I trust in newspaper's nowadays is fish & chips.
Even then I take it with a pinch of salt.
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Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
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My cannibal girlfriend finally convinced me to sleep over.
She promised to make me breakfast in the morning.
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A man was stopped while trying to board an aeroplane with 2 heavy sacks over his shoulders
The airport man said "What's in those sacks"
"They are full of mobile phones" said the person trying to get on the plane
"Where are you going with those "asked the man
"My friend n Ireland is in a band and he asked me to bring 2 saxophones"
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If gnomes were able to give blood what blood group would they be?
Haemogoblin
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I quit my job to pursue a career in archaeology. Now my life is in ruins.
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