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The furniture store keeps calling me, asking me to come back. But all I wanted was that one night stand.
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Why did the peperoni get released from the hospital?
It was cured...
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"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!"
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In Hawaii do they allow loud laughing or just a low ha...
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^ 
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
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Due to personal reasons, I will be saying “Aye” and “Arrrggggh” instead of yes and no from now on.
Please respect my piracy at this difficult time.
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My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
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I gave my handyman a list of 5 things to do. When I got home only 1, 3 and 5 were done. I asked him why, and he said "I only do odd jobs."
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I went to a gender reveal party. Everyone else was dressed...
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joke-money-not-a-gas-jpeg.
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What are three two-letter words that mean "small"??
"Is.... It..... In???"
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My doctor gave me three months to live, so I shot him.
The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved! 
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Divorced Barbie--she comes with all of Kens things.
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Mood: Cheerful yet relaxed
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https://www.amazon.nl/Dark-Side-Spoon-Rock-Cookbook/dp/1786270889
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A priest in a mask just threw some holy water at me.
A bit odd I know, but I think it’s a blessing in disguise.
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The reason Barbie never got pregnant is Ken comes in another box.
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