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I tried to get my kids to brush their teeth by telling them a toothpaste joke.
But it fluoride over their heads.
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My neighbour and his wife are undertakers.
They have two vehicles.
His and Hearse.
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Cars these days have too many confusing gadgets.
I mean, I was in my new car this morning and when I reversed, it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.
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A ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual "dumb blonde"
jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting. "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype us that way?
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, but she interrupts him yelling, "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little creep on your
lap."
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I’ve realised I’m not a fan of lemon preserve.
It’s just a curd to me.
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Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants from her name 
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Thanks fer posting that Bizarro cartoon, I needed to remember him. Been on a Bizarro trip since!
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all good
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Did you hear about the Scotsman that died of starvation on a pay as you leave bus?
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REMEMBER!!!!!
Today we celebrate the patron saint of copying people into e-mails.
That's right: Saint Francis of a CC. 
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BLj-RoM_2rA?feature=share
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I think the local police horse has a dodgy shoe.
It’s going good clop, bad clop. 
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A rabbit walks into a pub, orders a pint of beer and a sandwich, and reads the newspaper. This goes on for two weeks.
The bartender finally tells the circus ringmaster who is in town: "You have to see this! I have a rabbit in here every day that talks, drinks beer,
and reads the paper!"
The ringmaster is amazed and says, "That’s incredible! Get him to call me—I could have a job for him in my circus!"
The next day, the bartender tells the rabbit about the job offer.
The rabbit looks confused and asks, "The circus? The place with the big canvas tent? The one with the hole in the roof?"
"Yeah," says the bartender.
The rabbit asks, "What the hell would they want with a plasterer?"
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