what is same about Nice and Nuts.............

here is another one- How many gold cards ($5mil) US Citizenships has Trump sold?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/74ttarl4fQo?feature=share

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium.

Me: 0Mg

I have just one thing to say to all the horribly disorganized supermarkets out there:

You should be ashamed of your shelves.

Last night in bed, my girlfriend was mumbling about being born in 1892 and writing the Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

I thought: 'she's Tolkien in her sleep again.'

I didn’t realise they eat panda sausages in South London.
In the butchers a lady in front of me bought two of them.