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what is same about Nice and Nuts.............
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O
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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium.
Me: 0Mg
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I have just one thing to say to all the horribly disorganized supermarkets out there:
You should be ashamed of your shelves.
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Last night in bed, my girlfriend was mumbling about being born in 1892 and writing the Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.
I thought: 'she's Tolkien in her sleep again.'
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I didn’t realise they eat panda sausages in South London.
In the butchers a lady in front of me bought two of them.
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Maybe not Laugh but you know.....
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Plook
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A moth goes in to a Pediatrists office and the doctor says "How can I help you
Mr. Moth?"
The moth says "Doctor I am not feeling well?
The doctor says "What's wrong Mr. Moth"
The moth says "Doctor my son he doesn't listen to anything I say"
The doctor says "Well Mr. Moth kids can be like that but how can I help you?"
The moth says "Doctor I feel like my wife's a stranger, I don't even know who I am sleeping next too anymore"
The doctor says "Well Mr. Moth I am sorry to hear that but how can I be of assistance today?"
The moth says "Doctor my daughter is annoying me, I don't even think I like her anymore"
The Doctor says "Mr. Moth it sounds like you need to see a psychiatrist not a foot doctor why did you come and see me?"
The moth says "Because your light was on"
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BBP
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Mood: Cheerful yet relaxed
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a little girl walks into a pet store full of bunnies and asks the clerk in a sweet, kiddy voice, "Exc-kuse me, mither, can I have have a widdle
bunny?"
The clerk, seeing a Cheerful Child in his shop, decides to entertain her. "Yes, sweetie, of course. Would you like a cutie bwown bunny, or a
little fuwwy white wabby, or maybe a bushy gwey wabby with a cute widdle pinkie nosey?"
At which point the little girl replies, "I don't fink my pet pyfon gives a thit."
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