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Two sociologists are sitting by the pool.
One turns to the other and asks, “Have you read Marx?”
He replies, “Yes, it’s these damn wicker chairs.”
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Did you hear about the explorers' weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?
They could never beat the Straights of Magellan.
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See ya in a week or two - off a caravanning to Qld, escaping the snow and cold down south 
King Charles decided not to visit the USA as he thought he was too big a target...
Apparently he is coming downunder in October 
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Have a great trip Eddie be safe.
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Ejoy your trip Eddie1
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A man walked up to the manager of the Mercedes dealership and said, "My wife just got her driver's license and she wants to talk to you about that
Ford in your showroom window." The manager replied, "There's no Ford in our showroom window!" The man said, "There is now!"
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I went to a zoo yesterday, but it only had one exhibit. It was a Shih Tzu.
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I put my motorbike for sale on Autotrader
Someone asked whats the lowest I could go on it?
I replied,
"About 2 mph, any lower and you'll probably tip over."
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Doctor: I'm sorry, we couldn't save your wife...we didn't know her blood type.
Husband: What were her last words...?
Doctor: She kept saying "Be positive!"
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Did Zappa have some influence here from Beyond............ 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11203491/Colonoscopy...
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What do you call a scientist that studies carbonation?
A fizzicist.
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Parents are people who bare infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.
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The Romans invented Vaseline. Or was it Ancient Grease?
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After fifteen sexually-starved years in the insane asylum, an inmate escaped. The first female he passed was the woman washing the asylum's laundry.
He grabbed her, satisfied his urges, and ran off to freedom. The next day, the local newspaper ran the headline, "Nut Screws Washer and Bolts."
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