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^Very funny
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Once I was accidentally locked in a recording studio.
I yelled for help but no one could hear me. I didn’t know why.
I was baffled.
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I bought eight legs of venison from our butcher for £40.
Is that two deer?
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Eddie you challenge the brain I like it!
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I try my best 
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A 50-year-old billionaire walks into a pub with his 25-year-old girlfriend.
His buddy asked him how he managed to get a girl half his age. The billionaire replied, “I lied about my age.”
His friend asked, “You told her you were 40?”
No said the billionaire, “I told her I was 90.”
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Yesterday, I went to a temporary tattoo parlor to get a tattoo. This morning, when it wouldn't wash off, I went back to complain, but the tattoo
parlor wasn't there.
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and themes for a dozen Zappa songs 
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A teacher had a class with a very shy boy named Jerry and a truly mean girl named Traci. Traci begged for attention and mocked the other kids. One
day, the teacher paired up Jerry and Traci for a group project with two other boys. Traci did nothing and just talked to the other two boys, leaving
Jerry to do all the work. The teacher asked them, "Why is Jerry doing all the work while you three chat?" Traci quickly replied, "He's hogging
everything. Jerry won't let us do anything." The teacher knew this wasn't true. "Then Jerry can rest, since he's already done his share." Traci
responded, "No, that's okay. Let him do it. He's a nerd anyways" and got a big laugh out of the other boys. The teacher said, "You should be nice to
Jerry; he could be your boss someday." Without hesitation, Jerry said, "No, thanks. When I grow up, I don't plan to be a pimp!"
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A nice Nerdy one here too 
Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, and Blaise Pascal are playing Hide ‘n’ Seek. It’s Einstein’s turn to count, so he covers his eyes and counts to
ten. Pascal runs to hide, but Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground, then stands in the middle of it.
Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims “I found you, Newton! You’re it!”
Newton replies “You didn’t find me. You found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!”
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How do you colonize Mars?
M:A:R:S
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Minnesota Minneminneminneminne- it can't happen here
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Thought you'd like a good probing joke
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