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As you know Karl Marx is well-known, but most people have forgotten about his sister the Olympic runner Onya. Her name remains at the start of every
race when her name is loudly mentioned in honour of her achievements.
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I've just downloaded a piece of software to my phone that identifies different tree resins.
It's called What Sap.
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The Haitian Pool Boy I am sending out everywhere hilarious...
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I made a paper airplane but it just hovered in one spot like a helicopter.
Then I remembered that it was stationary.
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A man with three girlfriends didn't know which one to marry. So he gave each one $5,000 to see what would happen. The first got a total makeover, new
clothes, new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works. She explained, "I spent all the money on myself making me look good for you, because I love you so
much." The second bought new golf clubs, a home theater and a big-screen TV and gave them to him. She explained, "I spent all the money buying things
for you, because I love you so much." The third invested the $5,000 in the stock market, quickly doubled her money, gave him back his $5,000 and
reinvested the rest. She explained, "I invested the rest of the money for our future, because I love you so much." The man carefully considered how
each woman has risen to the challenge of his test. So which girl did he marry? The one with the big tits.
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^ HA HA very funny 
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I
want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."
"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank
account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000
each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."
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Today on the street a man asked me for a dollar. I told him that I only carry big bills.
He said give me one of those.
So I gave him my electric bill.
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