Um- *shuffles awkwardly and looks at ground*- hi everyone.

:swear:, i should have looked at what other people write before jumping straight into this. Are you allowed to say :swear: here?

Some non-essential facts about mice-elf (and thanks to Sly Stone for that delightful way of writing "myself"):

1. Scallopino is not my real name. Neither is Scallop.

2. (Blank)

3. I tend to fuck up politics essays on John Locke even though I think long and hard about what I write.

4. Favourite movies: The Blues Brothers/Godfather pt. II/Dancer in the Dark (Bjork's movie)/Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

5. I think Tori Amos is hot.

6. Favourite sayings: "I'll _______ you."/"I'll give you _______!" where the _____ is some presently in focus noun or verb.

7. I have two middle names.

Thanks for reading.

Hi Scallop, how are you? Good to see you here!

Hi scallopino,

Welcome, and thanks for the info...

I always thought Magazine changed the spelling of that song's title....

But it was spelt like that all along!!

Which makes me think of the word 'smelt'

as in 'smelt-fisherman'