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I'm going to need to barrow that one Bonny.
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Plook
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What do you call it when a guy cums in a girl???????
Loading the dishwasher...
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Eddie RUKidding
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Hope their using rinse aid.............. 
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From the Explain It To Me category:
Bing Crosby, Don Partridge, Mary Hopkins, and Lee Hazelwood, have asked me to join their caroling group this year. It's very exclusive: just Bing,
Don, Mary, Lee, and I!
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Bonny, when you say "Explain It To Me", what do you mean? Do you really want someone to explain this to you, or is that tongue in cheek?
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I really need someone to explain it to me, what does Bing, Don, Mary, Lee and I refer to?
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It’s a Xmas song called Ding dong! Merrily on high!
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Poly I'm glad you explained that because I was totally lost on that one.
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It sounds familiar but I don't know for sure where I heard it before. Interesting to read it was originally secular and from the renaissance. It's
kinda similar to Gloria, which is here in a Dutch rendition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxYF5jQloRE
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A man was convicted of lewd behavior with fruit, but he got off on a peel.
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That story sounds bananas...
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Did it involve someone with Blue hair 
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The difference between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
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Its all words & worms to me 
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I was walking my dog in the city when it began to poop.
The dog had eaten a ribbon the day before and I saw it coming out, but it was so long it stopped when the dog had finished pooping.
So I started to pull the ribbon out which the dog looked thankful for.
It was very long so I pulled and pulled and the ribbon kept coming.
It was then I noticed a crowd had gathered and was watching what I was doing.
One woman who had walked up turned to the others in the crowd and said "Worst street magician ever!"
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I just sold 15 LP's for $100 bucks to the 2nd hand record shop (he came to my place - so more carbon neutral ;D ) , including New Order Blue Monday
12" and Cocaine JJ Cale 12" , plus my 2nd copy of Sheik Yerbouti and Weasels Ripped my Flesh, Uriah Heap "eavy" etc, then used the proceeds to by
Alcohol 
https://youtu.be/9Bul0dJVfFQ
Blue Monday extended version above
^ Sh!t just listening to it now on youtube and thinking I really could have used that to annoy the Bogans because just playing it now annoys the Crap
out of me ;D
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The urge to sing, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
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Bonny, I laughed and Julie likes it too.
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