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Amusing … a murder of crows.
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^That would please Port Adelaide supporters lol
For the uninitiated, Adelaide has 2 football teams one called the Adelaide Crows and the other Port Adelaide and never to two shall mix or be friends,
sort of a hate / hate relationship 
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Just in case my last post is misinterpreted, I wasn’t talking about murdering crows. For those who don’t know, murder is the English term for a
group of crows. Pack of wolves, flock of birds, murder of crows. That is the essence of the joke about the crows that Bonny posted above.
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The rivalry between Port Adelaide and Adelaide Crows fans is just as funny
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I have the ability to drive a woman wild using only my tongue. Let me demonstrate: "Have you put on a few pounds?"
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A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walked into a blood bank. The nurse asked, "What is your blood type?" The rabbit said, "I think I'm a type O."
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Quote: Originally posted by BBP  | A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walked into a blood bank. The nurse asked, "What is your blood type?" The rabbit said, "I think I'm a type O."
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Good one.
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Ok I made this one up on the fly after hearing about the earthquake in New York yesterday...
I felt the earthquake in New York, it wasn't my fault...
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Billy Connolly and Kenny Everett -on Parkinson in Oz (Oct 1981)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxs4QTE_xfg
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You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then, you energy!
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Arrr. What are the two steps to marrying a country girl?
1. A tractor.
2. Fertilizer.
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One more for the road or street lol
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Winner of the worlds "Funniest Crab Joke" competition:
Why did the crab cross the road?
It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.”
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that deserves a "Round Of A-Claws"
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SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT
Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 deputy neutrons, 88 under neutrons and 198 assistant neutrons, giving it an atomic
mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since
Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it
has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
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