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I can imagine that a topic like this gives questionmarks.
It is really very siple to google some jokes and post them here.
On the other hand it is a perfect opportunity to echange the differences in "cultures of humor". What is mentioned to be extremely funny in NL can be
regarded as offensive or otherwise in other countries. Take for example all the quarrel about the Danish Cartoons. When we publish here typical Dutch
jokes with a translation of English or French Jokes (with an english translation) I think we can learn a lot about each other with the help of humor.
And that's no joke and therefore very 
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eerrmmm....ahem!....none of them are really funny?
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Gojira1975
eerrmmm....ahem!....none of them are really funny? |
Does eerrmmm means that you have eaten lemons for breakfast. Please reply with something that is funny in your eyes, even when we cry our hearts out.
 
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Talking abouttypically Dutch: Fokke and Sukke. Once I bought a book with gags translated to English, unfortunately I misplaced it. But I do have one
of the gags scanned in and on my site, hope you can read it:
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Gojira1975
eerrmmm....ahem!....none of them are really funny? |
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!-lol
post us some jokes that make you laugh then dawg!!!!
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MY NEW FAVORITE TOY
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"Hello, I'm Toni the mouse. Will you let me see what's in your mouth?"
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http://www.hiccup.com
BOO!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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| Quote: | Originally posted by scallopino
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
MY NEW FAVORITE TOY
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"I suppose you've come for a face-lift?"
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MY NEW FAVORITE TOY
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And then you choke on the pill. . .
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| Quote: | Originally posted by vivien_o_blivion
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A fairly young, fairly attractive couple go to see a doctor and say they're having trouble making love. 'Could you watch us and correct any mistakes
we might be making?' asks the guy.
The doc thinks it a bit unusual but says 'OK'
He watches for a while, offers a couple of suggestions and when they finish says 'well things look pretty good to me, you don't seem to have any
problems'. To which the couple respond with 'things don't feel exactly right, do you mind if we come back next week for a little more guidance'. The
doctor agrees and the couple return the following week. Once again they repeat the performance, get a tiny bit of help and leave quite satisfied. On
the third visit the following week the doctor says 'look I really don't see any problem here, in fact I wish my love making was as good, why do you
keep coming back?'
The young man says 'well to tell you the truth, I'm a guitarist in a rock band, live in a smelly old squat and don't make much money. she's married
to this other guy who works from home so we can't go there. I can't afford to take her to a motel. this place is warm and friendly, we get free coffee
and magazines while we wait and I get all the costs back from Medicare.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by aquabot
| Quote: | Originally posted by vivien_o_blivion
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The way to beat him would be to send it wide of him along the ground.
Unless he falls flat on his stomach or back there will be a big triangular gap when the arm of the cross hits the ground.
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The ultimate Microsoft keyboard.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BBP
The ultimate Microsoft keyboard. |
One that works correctly.
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