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polydigm
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Amusing … a murder of crows.
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Eddie RUKidding
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^That would please Port Adelaide supporters lol
For the uninitiated, Adelaide has 2 football teams one called the Adelaide Crows and the other Port Adelaide and never to two shall mix or be friends,
sort of a hate / hate relationship
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polydigm
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Just in case my last post is misinterpreted, I wasn’t talking about murdering crows. For those who don’t know, murder is the English term for a
group of crows. Pack of wolves, flock of birds, murder of crows. That is the essence of the joke about the crows that Bonny posted above.
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Eddie RUKidding
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The rivalry between Port Adelaide and Adelaide Crows fans is just as funny
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I have the ability to drive a woman wild using only my tongue. Let me demonstrate: "Have you put on a few pounds?"
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BBP
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A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walked into a blood bank. The nurse asked, "What is your blood type?" The rabbit said, "I think I'm a type O."
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Quote: Originally posted by BBP | A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walked into a blood bank. The nurse asked, "What is your blood type?" The rabbit said, "I think I'm a type O."
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Good one.
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Ok I made this one up on the fly after hearing about the earthquake in New York yesterday...
I felt the earthquake in New York, it wasn't my fault...
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Eddie RUKidding
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Billy Connolly and Kenny Everett -on Parkinson in Oz (Oct 1981)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxs4QTE_xfg
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BBP
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You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then, you energy!
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Arrr. What are the two steps to marrying a country girl?
1. A tractor.
2. Fertilizer.
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One more for the road or street lol
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BBP
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Winner of the worlds "Funniest Crab Joke" competition:
Why did the crab cross the road?
It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.”
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