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[*] posted on 20-3-2006 at 13:05


I can imagine that a topic like this gives questionmarks.
It is really very siple to google some jokes and post them here.
On the other hand it is a perfect opportunity to echange the differences in "cultures of humor". What is mentioned to be extremely funny in NL can be regarded as offensive or otherwise in other countries. Take for example all the quarrel about the Danish Cartoons. When we publish here typical Dutch jokes with a translation of English or French Jokes (with an english translation) I think we can learn a lot about each other with the help of humor. And that's no joke and therefore very :offtopic:

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[*] posted on 20-3-2006 at 13:21


eerrmmm....ahem!....none of them are really funny?



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[*] posted on 20-3-2006 at 14:25


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eerrmmm....ahem!....none of them are really funny?


Does eerrmmm means that you have eaten lemons for breakfast. Please reply with something that is funny in your eyes, even when we cry our hearts out. :crying::bouncy:
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[*] posted on 20-3-2006 at 21:36


Talking abouttypically Dutch: Fokke and Sukke. Once I bought a book with gags translated to English, unfortunately I misplaced it. But I do have one of the gags scanned in and on my site, hope you can read it:


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[*] posted on 20-3-2006 at 22:02


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eerrmmm....ahem!....none of them are really funny?





I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!-lol

post us some jokes that make you laugh then dawg!!!!




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[*] posted on 27-3-2006 at 23:38


:lol:



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[*] posted on 27-3-2006 at 23:46


http://www.hiccup.com




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[*] posted on 28-3-2006 at 09:06


AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



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[*] posted on 28-3-2006 at 20:59


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[*] posted on 31-3-2006 at 04:49


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[*] posted on 31-3-2006 at 07:40


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[*] posted on 31-3-2006 at 17:18


A fairly young, fairly attractive couple go to see a doctor and say they're having trouble making love. 'Could you watch us and correct any mistakes we might be making?' asks the guy.

The doc thinks it a bit unusual but says 'OK'

He watches for a while, offers a couple of suggestions and when they finish says 'well things look pretty good to me, you don't seem to have any problems'. To which the couple respond with 'things don't feel exactly right, do you mind if we come back next week for a little more guidance'. The doctor agrees and the couple return the following week. Once again they repeat the performance, get a tiny bit of help and leave quite satisfied. On the third visit the following week the doctor says 'look I really don't see any problem here, in fact I wish my love making was as good, why do you keep coming back?'

The young man says 'well to tell you the truth, I'm a guitarist in a rock band, live in a smelly old squat and don't make much money. she's married to this other guy who works from home so we can't go there. I can't afford to take her to a motel. this place is warm and friendly, we get free coffee and magazines while we wait and I get all the costs back from Medicare.
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[*] posted on 1-4-2006 at 12:00


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:D:D:D


The way to beat him would be to send it wide of him along the ground.

Unless he falls flat on his stomach or back there will be a big triangular gap when the arm of the cross hits the ground.




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[*] posted on 3-4-2006 at 18:57


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One that works correctly.:D




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