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[*] posted on 11-11-2022 at 18:16


"Hon, I thought you had a lodge meeting today." "Nah, it got postponed. The Grand Exalted Invincible Supreme Potentate's wife wanted him to mow the lawn!"



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[*] posted on 17-11-2022 at 12:40


Performance Appraisal Terms (And Their Real Meanings): "Great Presentation Skills." (Able to bullshit.) "Good Communication Skills." (Spends all day on the phone.) "Average Employee." (Not too bright.) "Exceptionally Well Qualified." (Made no major blunders yet.) "Work is First Priority." (Too ugly to get a date.) "Active Socially." (Drinks a lot.) "Family Active Socially." (Spouse drinks, too.) "Independent Worker." (Nobody knows what he does.) "Quick Thinker." (Offers plausible excuses.) "Careful Thinker." (Won't make a decision.) "Aggressive." (Obnoxious.) "Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs." (Gets someone else to do it.) "Expresses Self Well." (Speaks English.) "Meticulous Attention To Detail." (Nitpicker.) "Has Leadership Qualities." (Tall with loud voice.) "Exceptionally Judgment." (Lucky.) "Keen Sense Of Humor." (Knows lots of dirty jokes.) "Career Minded." (Back Stabber.) "Loyal." (Can't get a job anywhere else.)



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[*] posted on 29-11-2022 at 21:32


My neighbor got mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. Personally, I'm on the fence.



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[*] posted on 2-2-2023 at 19:58


Husband: "When I die, I want to die having sex." Wife: "At least it'll be quick."





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[*] posted on 2-2-2023 at 22:00


Holder of the record for MLB players with the most body parts making up their name


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[*] posted on 8-2-2023 at 19:41


Two artists challenged each other to a contest. It was a draw.



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[*] posted on 5-3-2023 at 03:54


^^^^^ Pretty sketchy ^^^^^

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[*] posted on 21-3-2023 at 20:10


My ex-girlfriend just phoned to tell me she wants to get back together again. Man, am I lucky! First I win the lottery, and now this!



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[*] posted on 10-5-2023 at 20:20


Give a man an airplane ticket and he'll fly for a day. But push him out of an airplane and he'll fly for the rest of his life!



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When it's apparent.




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[*] posted on 11-5-2023 at 15:58


A dad joke? That one’s a bit dark.



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[*] posted on 15-5-2023 at 21:20


That was 2 jokes in one post, dear.


I'm mad because I can't remember how to write the numbers 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. Yes: IM LIVID!




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[*] posted on 16-5-2023 at 13:23


Whenever I'm down, my wife puts her hand on my shoulder and says "Earth".

It means the world to me.




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[*] posted on 4-6-2023 at 20:08


My vegan friend's status said, "Iif you had to kill your own food, you wouldn't eat meat." I told him, "if you had to build your own computer, you wouldn't whine on Facebook!"



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[*] posted on 9-6-2023 at 23:18


Every woman's dream is to meet a man who will look deep into her eyes, take her in his arms, carry her off to bed, and then clean the house while she naps.



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[*] posted on 19-6-2023 at 23:46


"I make music because it's the same as going to the toilet." - FZ
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[*] posted on 26-7-2023 at 20:09


"You have the right to remain silent…" "Impossible, officer. I'm vegan!"



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[*] posted on 27-7-2023 at 01:33


My wife and I were going to see Oppenheimer last night, but we realized we were hungry and the movie is 3 hours.

So we joined the Barbie queue.




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