PackardGoose.com Forums
Not logged in [Login ]
Go To Bottom

Printable Version  
 Pages:  1  ..  6    8  9
Author: Subject: make 'em laugh
Plook
Sheik Yerbouti Status
******




Posts: 380
Registered: 11-7-2022
Member Is Offline


[*] posted on 29-7-2023 at 21:06


A family was taking a cross country camping trip and accidently stopped at a nudist camp but decided to stay.


The young son decided to walk around and when he returned, he told his mom the girls all had huge boobs, the mom said the bigger they are the dumber they are.


The next day the son walked around when he returned, he told the mom the guys all have big ding-a-lings, remember the mom said the bigger they are the dumber they are.


The third day the son walked around and when he returned, he told his mom dad is talking to a really really dumb girl and dad keeps getting dumber and dumber the longer he talks to her…:lol:
View user's profile View All Posts By User
BBP
Super Administrator
*********


Avatar


Posts: 8018
Registered: 3-10-2005
Location: Eindhoven, Netherlands
Member Is Offline

Mood: Cheerful yet relaxed

[*] posted on 14-8-2023 at 18:49


Last year, I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now.



Check out my site at:http://bonny.ploeg.ws
View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
ursinator2.0
Sheik Yerbouti Status
******




Posts: 308
Registered: 11-7-2022
Member Is Offline

Mood: in between :-) and :-(

[*] posted on 15-9-2023 at 19:41


Just another facebook finding:
:cool:
View user's profile View All Posts By User
tinkamok
Apostrophe Status
*****




Posts: 104
Registered: 6-1-2023
Member Is Offline


[*] posted on 16-9-2023 at 09:15


Quote: Originally posted by ursinator2.0  
Just another facebook finding:
:cool:


I have the edition of "The Adventures Of Fat Freddy's Cat " that strip is taken from :lol: Book 2 .
The cartoonist , Gilbert Shelton was in Plymouth signing copies of his work and i have a couple of signed editions of "The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" .
Also a signed copy of "Philbert Desanex' 100,00th Dream" with a little hand drawn cartoon in the front cover .:lol:





"Music is the only religion that delivers the goods" F.Z.
View user's profile View All Posts By User
BBP
Super Administrator
*********


Avatar


Posts: 8018
Registered: 3-10-2005
Location: Eindhoven, Netherlands
Member Is Offline

Mood: Cheerful yet relaxed

[*] posted on 5-10-2023 at 22:34


From the Jokes I Don't Get corner:
Two buffalo overheard a passing tourist say, "What scroungy, miserable beasts those are." One buffalo asked the other, "Did you hear a discouraging word?"




Check out my site at:http://bonny.ploeg.ws
View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
polydigm
King Kong Status
**********


Avatar


Posts: 2144
Registered: 1-4-2006
Location: Horse Tray Ya
Member Is Offline

Mood: Inspired

[*] posted on 6-10-2023 at 15:55


Quote: Originally posted by BBP  
From the Jokes I Don't Get corner:
Two buffalo overheard a passing tourist say, "What scroungy, miserable beasts those are." One buffalo asked the other, "Did you hear a discouraging word?"
It's about a traditional song from the American West.

"Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day."




View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
BBP
Super Administrator
*********


Avatar


Posts: 8018
Registered: 3-10-2005
Location: Eindhoven, Netherlands
Member Is Offline

Mood: Cheerful yet relaxed

[*] posted on 6-10-2023 at 16:53


I know that. In Toonstruck the parody is "Where seldom is heard an intelligible word, and the mango and diesel souffle."




Check out my site at:http://bonny.ploeg.ws
View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
Eddie RUKidding
Sheik Yerbouti Status
******


Avatar


Posts: 347
Registered: 11-7-2022
Member Is Offline


[*] posted on 6-10-2023 at 21:10


:lol:



South of the Border
View user's profile View All Posts By User
BBP
Super Administrator
*********


Avatar


Posts: 8018
Registered: 3-10-2005
Location: Eindhoven, Netherlands
Member Is Offline

Mood: Cheerful yet relaxed

[*] posted on 6-10-2023 at 21:14


It's called "Home on deranged."



Check out my site at:http://bonny.ploeg.ws
View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
polydigm
King Kong Status
**********


Avatar


Posts: 2144
Registered: 1-4-2006
Location: Horse Tray Ya
Member Is Offline

Mood: Inspired

[*] posted on 11-10-2023 at 13:40


So why is it from the jokes you don’t get corner?



View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
Eddie RUKidding
Sheik Yerbouti Status
******


Avatar


Posts: 347
Registered: 11-7-2022
Member Is Offline


[*] posted on 11-10-2023 at 20:51


No Cobbs allowed :biggrin:



South of the Border
View user's profile View All Posts By User
BBP
Super Administrator
*********


Avatar


Posts: 8018
Registered: 3-10-2005
Location: Eindhoven, Netherlands
Member Is Offline

Mood: Cheerful yet relaxed

[*] posted on 11-10-2023 at 21:28


I don't know the original, only the mango and diesel. :)

Diesel in this part of the world is when you mix Coke with Fanta (or whatever cheapo variety you use of the sugarfairy bathwater). It's possible to cook soda into syrup that you then use for baking (GBBO) so making a mango and diesel souffle should be possible.




Check out my site at:http://bonny.ploeg.ws
View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
BBP
Super Administrator
*********


Avatar


Posts: 8018
Registered: 3-10-2005
Location: Eindhoven, Netherlands
Member Is Offline

Mood: Cheerful yet relaxed

[*] posted on 18-10-2023 at 19:30


Grunt time!

"Waitress, may I ask you about the menu, please?" "Sir, the men I please are none of your business!"




Check out my site at:http://bonny.ploeg.ws
View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
polydigm
King Kong Status
**********


Avatar


Posts: 2144
Registered: 1-4-2006
Location: Horse Tray Ya
Member Is Offline

Mood: Inspired

[*] posted on 23-10-2023 at 09:47


I heard a good golf joke recently:

You're playing a round of golf with your friend and you've reached the eighteenth hole and you're dead even. You tee off a 200m drive right up the middle of the fairway, but friend drives into the woods. You help him look for the ball, but can't find it. The friend says go and take your second shot, I'll look a bit more and if I can't find, I'll go and tee off again. You take your second shot and it lands on the green, a significant distance from the pin. Suddenly you hear, "I found it!!" from the woods and next thing a ball comes flying up and lands about 30cms from the hole. Now, what do you do? Do you take his ball out of your pocket and let him know what a cheating bastard he is, or do you just let it go?




View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
Plook
Sheik Yerbouti Status
******




Posts: 380
Registered: 11-7-2022
Member Is Offline


[*] posted on 23-10-2023 at 23:55


Good one Poly...:grin:


This actually happened when I was golfing on the Central Coast a couple of years ago and Kat was with me.

I am playing in a foursome of people the starter put together we had been playing for several holes together so everyone was loosened up.

We were standing on the tee box getting ready to tee off, this older guy that had to be in his seventies says "do you know why they call it Golf?"

We all look around and shrug, so we are expecting some historical background and he says "because fuck was taken"...oh my god we almost died laughing...:lol:
View user's profile View All Posts By User
BBP
Super Administrator
*********


Avatar


Posts: 8018
Registered: 3-10-2005
Location: Eindhoven, Netherlands
Member Is Offline

Mood: Cheerful yet relaxed

[*] posted on 24-10-2023 at 20:13


When you go to the hairdresser, there's always hair on the floor. When you go to a mechanic, there's oil and screws on the floor. But when I go to the bank...





Check out my site at:http://bonny.ploeg.ws
View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
BBP
Super Administrator
*********


Avatar


Posts: 8018
Registered: 3-10-2005
Location: Eindhoven, Netherlands
Member Is Offline

Mood: Cheerful yet relaxed

[*] posted on 1-11-2023 at 23:00


"Mom, is it okay if my boyfriend and I go up to my room?" "Sure, Honey. You kids have fun." Soon, Mom heard, "Baby, baby, baby, oh!" She knocks on the bedroom door and asked, "What's going on in there!?" Her daughter replied, "Mom! We're just having sex." "Oh, thank God. I was afraid you were listening to Justin Bieber



Check out my site at:http://bonny.ploeg.ws
View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
Plook
Sheik Yerbouti Status
******




Posts: 380
Registered: 11-7-2022
Member Is Offline


[*] posted on 4-11-2023 at 17:38


A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs.”


I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”


The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!”


Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”


I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores.


A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.


I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and yelled at the top of my lungs
“Your badge, show him your badge 🤣🤣
View user's profile View All Posts By User
Eddie RUKidding
Sheik Yerbouti Status
******


Avatar


Posts: 347
Registered: 11-7-2022
Member Is Offline


[*] posted on 5-11-2023 at 01:04


^ winner & ^^winner again for both posts :biggrin:



South of the Border
View user's profile View All Posts By User
BBP
Super Administrator
*********


Avatar


Posts: 8018
Registered: 3-10-2005
Location: Eindhoven, Netherlands
Member Is Offline

Mood: Cheerful yet relaxed

[*] posted on 5-12-2023 at 06:22


Why is Elon Musk's Christmas dinner so awkward?

He can't stop talking about his X.




Check out my site at:http://bonny.ploeg.ws
View user's profile Visit user's homepage View All Posts By User
 Pages:  1  ..  6    8  9

  Go To Top

Powered by XMB 1.9.11
XMB Forum Software © 2001-2010 The XMB Group
[Queries: 18] [PHP: 22.4% - SQL: 77.6%]