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| Quote: | Originally posted by BBP
Today my tire exploded on my newspaper round. |
Today I went to the shop for new outer en inner tubes
openend the chain protector and removed the wheel and old tubes. The outer tube has no profile and holes like Britney Spears. The inside of the wheel
sanded and painted with hammerite. Now I'm typing while the paint dries.
Next is to mount everything in the opposite order.
(if I can remember)
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scallopino
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"The outer tube has no profile and holes like Britney Spears."  I would love an
explanation of this remark Ded!
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BBP
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We'll post a picture!
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Well... it really was yesterday... I had a shower and slipped on the floor. I have some bruises in nasty spots and I cut my toe on the drain.
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ouch! here, I'll make ya a cuppa tea
what's the weather like there today?
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BBP
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Sunny, spring is in the air! It will be cold again after the weekend, so I'm enjoying it! Worked in the garden today.
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Photos of the tire:
And here's my first publication!
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congratulations!!
did you do the donald's on the shirt?
I'm thinking you did
and where did that original printed piece come from?
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Could you translate it please BBP?
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Appeared in Donald Duck 17-2008:
Dear uncle Donald. In one issue {5, deleted from original message} you were sleepwalking. I did that too a couple of times. Fortunately that never
had any serious consequences. Although I once wrote something on my leg and once I woke up from my own voice (I was talking to a poster) {several
experiences were cut here}. If you startto sleepwalk again, you'd best put a wet mop next to your bed, so you'll wake up immediately when you get
out.
"Thank you for this (untranslatable joke) tip, Bonny. As a thanks you get this Donald Duck T-shirt!"
{Actually I got the blue one, not the white one in the picture.}
Donald:" I'd better dress warm before I go to sleep! Who knows where I'm going to walk!"
Sorry Punky. Didn't do any drawing.
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no reason to apologize, but I'm not sure I understand how keeping a wet mop by your bed will wake you up. Is this another pun I'm not getting?
It's a darling little story, though.
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It's true! A mop will stay wet all night, and if you feel something wet and dirty at your feet you should wake up.
(It didn't work for me. If I can sleep thru earthquakes I can walk over wet mops whilst snoozing.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by punknaynowned
no reason to apologize, but I'm not sure I understand how keeping a wet mop by your bed will wake you up. Is this another pun I'm not getting?
It's a darling little story, though. |
It starts cleaning the floor while you're asleep, and then you gradually start to feel the room getting cleaning and cleaner and this wakes you up.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BBP
Appeared in Donald Duck 17-2008:
Dear uncle Donald. In one issue {5, deleted from original message} you were sleepwalking. I did that too a couple of times. Fortunately that never
had any serious consequences. Although I once wrote something on my leg and once I woke up from my own voice (I was talking to a poster) {several
experiences were cut here}. If you startto sleepwalk again, you'd best put a wet mop next to your bed, so you'll wake up immediately when you get
out.
"Thank you for this (untranslatable joke) tip, Bonny. As a thanks you get this Donald Duck T-shirt!"
{Actually I got the blue one, not the white one in the picture.}
Donald:" I'd better dress warm before I go to sleep! Who knows where I'm going to walk!"
Sorry Punky. Didn't do any drawing. |
Is the joke something about sleeping? Why is sleep sometimes slaap and other times slapen? Can Donald fly?
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BBP
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slapen = to sleep.
slaap = sleep (noun).
Donald can't fly. The only stories I've seen where he flew, are where he turns into Superduck or where he is given the power of flight by his guardian
angel.
Uitgeslapen means "done sleeping", not sleepy at all. it's not often used as adjective for "tip", but it's not uncommon either.
 Love the cleaning joke! Reminds me of how, when I was a kid at school, we'd
often have to walk on cold shower tiles with bare feet, after PE. I hated that, and most classmates did too.
One popular work-around was to shuffle on your towel (standing with your feet on it, of course). But as it would inevitably lead to the teacher's
quirk "You don't have to mop the floor!" it gradually lost popularity.
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Hi folks,
Just back from VACATION in Ardèche...I've gone from sunshine and smiles to rain and frowns....Hope you are all doing well!
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I'm fine, thank you! How was the holiday?
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It was wonderful of course! Got the hottub delivered and set up now i can finish my fantastic deck all around it....There was a big Rave a few
kilometers from my place on saturday night....boom boom boom boom all night long...not too loud though....
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I don't understand Raves and Ravers. Maybe you need to be on their drugs to get it.
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Nah... you'll need their brains...
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