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scallopino
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And Goats! Don't get me started. Most animals, when they first see a human, the first thought that enters their heads is: "Run away" or "Hmm. What the
hell is that?" But when a goat first sees a human, its first thought is KILL, MAIM, ATTACK THE GROIN. Goats also eat tin cans and clothing. The devil
is often portrayed as a goat. In reality, ALL GOATS ARE DEVILS.
Goats are also uncommonly stupid. If tied up (for safety reasons) they frequently wind themselves around barb wire fences, and then they try to INJURE
YOU while you help them.
I'm not trying to scare you BBP, only warn you of the dangers of goats.
If you or any member of your family has goat trouble, call the Goat Helpline on 1500 055 555 -- BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
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Yup! goats are extremely dangerous creatures. Never ever trust a goat. Never enter a goat compound with food in your pokets....My daughter still has
nightmares from when she was 5 years old and got molested by twenty or so goats that ganged up on her trying to get to the popcorn she had stashed in
her coat pocket. Scary very scary beasts!
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DED
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coat pocket or goat pocket 
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punknaynowned
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goats are bad! they'll eat the glove off your hand!
I've never even liked goat milk that they used to try to force on me as a kid. Still don't like chevre.
The trick with goats is feeding them right, though. Keep the males and females separate, first of all, except for strict breeding purposes. Get the
females to trust you, they'll eat right out of your hand if you treat them right. Then when the females trust you, and at the right time of year they
can be pastured with the males. After probable conception the genders are separated again and long before the nannies start pumping out babies, they
need to be induced to be milked. At first, they will give you trouble. After that they will come to expect it. Then the babies are born and the
nannies will continue to produce milk long after the babies have been raised and then in turn, reduced into steaks. And you'll have so much milk and
cheese ,you won't know what to do with it.
The sweet bleatings of the goats will by then turn into eternal calls of 'Feed ME'. Every spot of available greenery will be stripped of its essence.
Every noise that they can make, will be made, unendingly. Every place they should not be getting to, will be tore up and ransacked into a
mudhole.
The eyes and intruding nose will invade your dreams.
The bleating. Lord, stop the bleating!
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scallopino
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 Beautifully put.
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[Edited on 2-6-08 by BBP]
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punknaynowned
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nice pictures B!
they are cute and fun to watch at play. They can have such human facial expressions too. Stoic, stubborn, ornery in their behavior.
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scallopino
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That last one's funny. It looks like the closer one is in front of a mirror.
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BBP
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Making those kid shots was indeed an experience that made me understand the frustration about children and animals on cameras. It took me 2 trips to
the petting zoo, and I still didn't get the photo I wanted.
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Badchild
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How long did you stay in close contact with these creatures ? If you suddenly get a bad stomach ache. Call Sigourney Weaver immediately!
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BBP
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Not long... It's pretty nervewrecking... and somehow I know I just won't get a good photo no matter how long I wait.
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Made some jam and kept myself clean. Amazing!
Also I got this cool keychain that peeps when you whistle.
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| Quote: | | Originally posted by BBP: I got this cool keychain that peeps when you whistle. |
I need something like that, I'm an incurable scatter brain.
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BBP
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You wouldn't want it. It also peeps if you talk high (and I do), move the pans while cooking, scratch a fork on a plate... It also responds to Kari
when we're watching Mythbusters.
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punknaynowned
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Does anyone know how to put mp3's and wav's on a webpage?
I have domain and if I can put it up I think I can share my music.
Unless my sense of things is way off.
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polydigm
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| Quote: | | Originally posted by punknaynowned: Does anyone know how to put mp3's and wav's on a webpage? |
If you just want to make a file available for download:
<a href="../mpeg/catz_cradle.mp3" target="_blank">Download</a>
If you want a player to appear on the page:
<embed src="../midi/juggle.mid" width=150 height=45 autostart=false></embed>
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punknaynowned
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somebody stole my gas can!
I had a red can for gasoline to run the mower, so I can cut the grass, so I don't get a letter from the city/landlord to tell me to cut the grass. If
I don't, the city will and charge me what they want plus administrative costs. I don't have a car and a friend had come by that day to refill my
gascan so I could mow the grass.
Ridiculous.
He came back again today, so tonight when it's cooler I'll mow.
Silly.
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punknaynowned
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uhh, thanx Polydigm!
Now all I need to do is translate 
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polydigm
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| Quote: | Originally posted by punknaynowned
uhh, thanx Polydigm!
Now all I need to do is translate |
Sorry, I thought you were talking about making your own web pages, so all I've done there is show you the HTML code for doing what you need to do.
Maybe, if you give me more detail about what you need to do, I can help.
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punknaynowned
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tomorrow
I have to sleep now
thanx for the offer!
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